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Maria Terrorsa

@mtromano.bsky.social
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Friendly witch. Bronx, Italian, chihuahua lover. she/her

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Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have been contacted by the 3 Exes of Birthdays Past, Past, and Past. One just wanted me to know how much he loves his new lady friend. She seems cool, hopefully he learned a few things.
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Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Michael McDonald could be daddy, iykwim.
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Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Saving Elvis Costello on Trackstar for Monday. The universe provides.
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Dante Atkins @danteatkins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The only sector that's growing is health care, especially in-home care, which is primarily women, and Trump's mass deportation agenda has taken a wrecking ball to male-dominated fields. So, yes, this is Trump shooting both himself and American men right in the dick
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Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
On Monday, if I'm lucky, I'll be the oldest that I've ever been. This year has been bumpy but it's ending on a sweet note. (And princess cake.)
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Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Haven't really followed baseball this year but humiliating the Red Sox in the Bronx makes me proud.
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Aaron Bady @zunguzungu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is traveling from town to town across the United States as a rootless drifter and former U.S. Army military police investigator, with no luggage, only a folding toothbrush, buying new clothes at thrift stores or cheap shops when his current ones get dirty.
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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt
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Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm at a wedding in Maine and I've chosen the most Maria way to get there each day. Extravagant. Silly. Kind of fun. Car to ferry to park by the venue.
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Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
100 shows I've binged 6 episodes of and then forgot I was watching.
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Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Did a bunch of shit today in a very disorganized way. Found a teal velvet dress in the back of my closet. No tag. Never worn. Maybe magic.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Jacobs by Marc Jacobs
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Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Will we ever have fun again?
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Most transplant/gentrifier discourse makes me think the real problem is that the OP's landlord needs to fix a gas leak in their apartment
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Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My obsession with The Troubles has led me to my new true love, Blue Lights.
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Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tights are like weighted blankets for your legs.
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Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I can just release my guilt about all the arts and crafts supplies I bought and abandoned by considering them investments in retirement hobbies.
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Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm in my "I just want to go to the movies" era. But I don't have the time (or the gas!) to drive 45 minutes to the theater. So I half watch it when it streams.
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Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I will be rising from the ashes of 2026 like a chubby phoenix.
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Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My attention span has gotten worse. A speed-addled squirrel can focus longer than I can.
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Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Delete and be free.
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Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'd like to be the shrimp.
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Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This could've all been prevented by pulling out about 80 years ago.
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Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Why are Dyker Heights Christmas lights suddenly on every NYC tourists' must see list?
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Zohran has been able to fix every New York team except for the Mets
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Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hoodie in the morning; human waterworks in the afternoon.
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Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm sorting through my past lives and what I've realized is that I've never had trouble committing to a bit.
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Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Panic purchased 8 dresses for a wedding and now I like 5 of them? That was not the way I expected it to go!
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
1/x On September 11, 2001 Coast Guard Lieutenant Michael Day, aboard the Sandy Hook pilot boat New York, keyed his radio: "All available boats. This is the United States Coast Guard. Anyone wanting to help with the evacuation of Lower Manhattan, report to Governors Island." #maritimehistory
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Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The brief moment after every disaster or tragedy where we are the best version of ourselves, followed immediately by the worst.
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Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I've got colon but I'm not a colander
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Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I've got a hole but I'm not a holder.
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Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Muppets Run a Sex Dungeon
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Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
25 days before 58. Time to do a daily list. Today is Thurs, Sept 10th, and I realized that I have unaccounted for pto. Five days to take before December 31st. What should I do?
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Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Weird moment to decide it's time to live again but here we are.
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Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm listening to a book about a mysterious death in London and all of a sudden Mayor Mamdani's father comes up as a Ugandan scholar. Wildly impressive man who survived the Muslim purge under Amin. Our mayor has great genes on both sides. Do not underestimate him.
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Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You can dunk on someone without being mean, btw.
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Everyone's talking about farmers and shipping but this is also a disaster for home heating oil prices
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Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Just saw a brutal but honest Practical Magic review that has removed it from my list, and possibly, my reality.
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Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
30 days or so from 58, and still kind of dumb about romantic relationships. I guess it's time to accept that it's a feature and not a bug.
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Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
There is a scene in Tony where my soul said, "that's what you want." And now I have to figure out what of it I can get for myself.
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Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My failures are many but the one that really stings is not meeting my 4 new ice creams goal.
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Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm 7th wheeling this weekend. Feeling really great about it. But a meet cute opportunity to rent a bf, gf, or both.
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Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I have to wake him up for his walk and meds. Hardest part of my day.
Tiny black and tan chihuahua sleeping in a pile of blankets on a bed.
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Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Good sleeping weather in NYC tonight so why aren't I sleeping?
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Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Isn't it unsettling to realize that if you can suddenly recall the exact weight of someone's palm on your naked stomach that they can too?
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Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'd like the life where I'd wear this.
Red velvet maxi dress with long sleeves with fringe on them. The fringe would have to go first time i went to the bathroom.
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Riverboat Chris @riverboatchris.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Felt I needed to bring over this Matt Shearer video about the guy who drives off Storrowed vehicles in Boston.
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