Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 18/09/2026For my birthday in October I’d simply love to get the couch I ordered in July 000
Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Alas, I have tickets but I have to do New Home Stuff tonight 😞 110
Reposted by Shakira Kurosawamore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15/08/2026but if you are mister sinister/ the x-men will administer/ a beating that will put an end/ to all your plans of global domination 619320
Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Time for everyone to have a linen closet with no shelves in the center of their units!!! (Or, failing that, a baby mattress that fully covers their bathtub) 150
Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 11/08/2026We had a ranch house in north OK where the dirt was too poor for most homes to have basements, can confirm that we all hung out on porches talking to neighbors until we saw a funnel drop 150
Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I guess this is when I admit I stay on FB exclusively for marketplace 030
Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 31/07/2026It would seem I chose the perfect year to skip attending the YLT Hanukkah shows 000
Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 26/07/2026And now at I’m Ravinia to see St. Vincent with the CSO. We call this the bifecta 010
Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Saw Cynthia Nixon at a home goods store in Andersonville, which feels entirely appropriate 150
Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 17/07/2026In other news, Mountain Goats opening for Candlebox is sort of melting my brain. Candlebox was my first ‘proper’ concert; Flaming Lips opened (in OKC, right after “She Don’t Use Jelly” hit) 020
Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 17/07/2026So excited that my home WiFi is buckling under the heat so I get to go outside in the smoke 010
Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Canadian bbq is a lot more ethereal than I expected 130
Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 15/07/2026History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as explosive diarrhea 010
Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 14/07/2026My employer is doing an awareness campaign about BEC (Business Email Compromise) attacks. Thanks to @maintenancephase.bsky.social, I just keep reading that as “Bitch Eating Cracker attacks” 000
Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Good morning to everyone else who saw the Lindsay Graham news and originally thought “ah McConnell passed yeah that makes sense” 020
Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Truly it is the one time for them to blow their load 000
Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 04/07/2026The specific mania of Fireworks Dudes facing down a milestone 4th of July weekend where it’s basically continuous rain except for these two hours 110
Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Do any of my spooky friends need tix for the stars of Twin Peaks at OTS on 11/14? 000
Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 14/06/2026So happy for NYC / so happy I got out of NYC this morning lol 050
Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Feeling great about going to my hotel in NYC to watch this game vs going to a sports bar with my team 000
Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Transit in the greater West Town area feels like transit in north Brooklyn a few years ago: everything is slow, transit isn’t on its standard route, but sometimes the modified routes happen to be incredibly convenient for you 000
Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Wow, Glad Freezer Wrap and I have a lot in common 000
Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I agree with the waiting on eggs comment, but I solve this by “brunch”-ing at 8 am or by getting take out quiche from Hoosier mama 000
Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Damn. Time to watch some instant coffee commercials that were, IMO, the Heated Rivalry of their day 020
Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 05/06/2026(Hides the multiple rapha shorts I own exclusively to ride a stationary bike) um yeah sure I’ll take a dealers choice hot take 120
Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 02/06/2026“Open concept” refers to becoming open to the concept of chucking your phone at the person working next to you who has a terminal lack of inside voice 030
Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Just thinking about this lil guy who seemed personally offended that I didn’t give him half my waffle last week 010
Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 28/05/2026In celebration of the 2026 @riotfest.bsky.social lineup being out 130
Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Pretty excited about probably living walking distance from Montrose Beach by Labor Day after all the posts today 010
Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I almost took a fist-sized mass of fluff pods to the face today 010
Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Grateful to have spent time in person with people I like instead of seeing this game. I will be shutting myself in from Spurs-Thunder tho 010
Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 02/05/2026If there’s grey in your beard, you should have the wisdom to clip out the basting stitches in your jacket vents 020
Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Saving for later: “Liams Leahwill” as Scottish / Latvian male alter ego 100
Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 26/03/2026I think if you’re a white dude it is really important to spell “linchpin” correctly (NOT LYNCHPIN) in a town hall presentation for 1k people. 020
Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Packing up my apartment means discovering I have 420 blackwing pencils 000
Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 02/03/2026One fun thing I didn’t anticipate about having a a realtor in Chicago is that you get to learn more about what areas are run by the mafia 030
Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 01/03/2026So there is absolutely an ultra high net worth category in banking 000
Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Flying to DC on the day of the State of the Union and so many twerps on this flight have higher airline status than me 000
Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 24/02/2026I know you’re also a musician but you should’ve been credited as “long-term internet blowhard”. Show some respect 080
