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Shakira Kurosawa

@msprolix.bsky.social
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s not belivery it’s
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I guess this is when I admit I stay on FB exclusively for marketplace
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Still oops
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Oops
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
God I love falling down a good wiki hole
Screenshot of a wikipedia bullet point that reads "The Hon. Pericles Plantagenet James Casati Wyatt (born 1963), became an owner and operator of water parks and recreational-vehicle camps in Arizona; half-brother to journalist Petronella Wyatt."
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
B less sanctimonious
Blue Range Rover with a “B GODLY” license plate
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Wow, Glad Freezer Wrap and I have a lot in common
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Just thinking about this lil guy who seemed personally offended that I didn’t give him half my waffle last week
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
That’s a new one
Shipping label with the name “LEAHWIL LIAMS”
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
This bathroom looks like a Furby
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Holding two thoughts in my head: 1. Excited to buy more filament for 3D printed whistles tomorrow: linktr.ee/3Dwhistles 2. What on EARTH is going on with this example of what one could print with this filament
Picture of a pastel green/purple 3D printing filament, as well as what appears to be a statuette made of that filament. The statuette’s top looks like a sexy nun-ghost and bottom resembles the skirt blowing up scene from the Marilyn Monroe Film “The Seven-Year Itch”
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
The sewing pattern lists on @threadloop.bsky.social are getting wild
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Um hi I need to share this picture from a condo listing with y’all
A beige walk in closet is filled with dozens of beige clothing items, shoes, purses
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Suburban neighborhood names are unhinged
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Vogue wtf
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
In case it was not clear, I am literally here
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Normies: watching Alcatraz win easily from their seats that are halfway to outer space Real sickos: camping out at Grandstand (per Tim: “the Blue stage of the US Open”) for this (also Tiafoe after this match)
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Then I saw this, and said "EXCUSE ME?!?!?!?!" 1. This lady seems like she was cool as hell 2. @chicagosymphony.bsky.social bring back the CSOkies
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
And I saw this, and said "Excuse me?"
Screenshot of part of the obit reading, "Before joining the CSO, Fehling played with the Grant Park Orchestra and served as assistant principal second violin with the Lyric Opera Orchestra. In addition, she was active as a chamber musician and also played bluegrass and western swing with the CSOkies, a country-western band comprised of members of the Orchestra."; final sentence is highlighted.
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
We have reached the point of “epigram in a book is a tweet from someone in my broader social circle 15 years ago” (from @caseyjohnston.bsky.social ‘s excellent new book)
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Imagine being an adult human who opts for this shirt in public
A dumb man wearing a shirt covered in line drawings of boobs
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
lol of all the things to be concerned about right now… won’t someone please think of SHEIN
Apple News alert from Fast Company, reading “Trump just crushed Shein’s business model. Now what?”
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
@lefttheprairie.bsky.social more shoes news: here are the deeply ugly high heel lifting shoes I told you about last night
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Live footage of you right now
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Sorry what
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Welp
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 23/08/2024
Footage of me on public transit
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 23/08/2024
@tape.website
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 02/07/2024
A reminder about my 8 am Sunday party in two weeks
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 27/04/2024
Checking in on the NBA playoffs. Why do Dallas’s kits say “MAUS”? Is Art Spiegelman sponsoring the team this year? Are they just repping anti-Nazi views in Texas?
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 14/03/2024
Oh hey literally my aunt, who is on the good side of those
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 14/03/2024
Oh hey literally my aunt, who is on the good side of those
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 11/12/2023
(Nobody tell him, it’s a gift) The M in Tim is too low but it’s less noticeable I think
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 11/12/2023
I got a notebook personalized for free and I guess I got the kerning that I paid for
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
Apple Music
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
Spotify
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
Where’s the “stuff I listened to on vinyl” wrapped
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
Sometimes eBay is beautiful
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
Welp looks like I will have a view on this at some point
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
lol seeing both of these folks speak today (separated by several hours)
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 22/10/2023
This is so niche I’m not event RTing
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 22/10/2023
I got thru 2/3 of the Elon bio last weekend (I went to see Walter Isaacson and it was part of the package), but I’ve been on pause since then. Wonder why…
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
Siri… babe… no
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
I love this album and their performance last night was amazing, but this record cover is giving ”graphic design is my passion”
Cover of “Love in Exile” by Arooj Arab, Vijay Iyer and Shahzad Ismaily
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
TIL that James Joyce was in the ca 1900s version of “The Voice”, mentored by the Italian guy who wrote "Funiculì, Funiculà"
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
Taking my natural corporeal form
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 14/09/2023
*sigh* apparently I’m buying a ninety dollar hoodie
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 14/09/2023
Oh no, not a “tendency to stupid puns” /cc @bainard.bsky.social
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 26/08/2023
@veryimportant.lawyer congrats, you’ve made it to the insta stories of my fave Brene Brown-loving suburban mom work colleague
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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
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