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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

For my birthday in October I’d simply love to get the couch I ordered in July

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

but if you are mister sinister/ the x-men will administer/ a beating that will put an end/ to all your plans of global domination

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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I guess this is when I admit I stay on FB exclusively for marketplace

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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

God I love falling down a good wiki hole

Screenshot of a wikipedia bullet point that reads "The Hon. Pericles Plantagenet James Casati Wyatt (born 1963), became an owner and operator of water parks and recreational-vehicle camps in Arizona; half-brother to journalist Petronella Wyatt."

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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

It would seem I chose the perfect year to skip attending the YLT Hanukkah shows

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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Saw Cynthia Nixon at a home goods store in Andersonville, which feels entirely appropriate

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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

In other news, Mountain Goats opening for Candlebox is sort of melting my brain. Candlebox was my first ‘proper’ concert; Flaming Lips opened (in OKC, right after “She Don’t Use Jelly” hit)

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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

So excited that my home WiFi is buckling under the heat so I get to go outside in the smoke

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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as explosive diarrhea

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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

My employer is doing an awareness campaign about BEC (Business Email Compromise) attacks. Thanks to @maintenancephase.bsky.social, I just keep reading that as “Bitch Eating Cracker attacks”

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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Good morning to everyone else who saw the Lindsay Graham news and originally thought “ah McConnell passed yeah that makes sense”

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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

The specific mania of Fireworks Dudes facing down a milestone 4th of July weekend where it’s basically continuous rain except for these two hours

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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Do any of my spooky friends need tix for the stars of Twin Peaks at OTS on 11/14?

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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

So happy for NYC / so happy I got out of NYC this morning lol

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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Feeling great about going to my hotel in NYC to watch this game vs going to a sports bar with my team

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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Transit in the greater West Town area feels like transit in north Brooklyn a few years ago: everything is slow, transit isn’t on its standard route, but sometimes the modified routes happen to be incredibly convenient for you

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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Wow, Glad Freezer Wrap and I have a lot in common

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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Damn. Time to watch some instant coffee commercials that were, IMO, the Heated Rivalry of their day

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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

“Open concept” refers to becoming open to the concept of chucking your phone at the person working next to you who has a terminal lack of inside voice

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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Just thinking about this lil guy who seemed personally offended that I didn’t give him half my waffle last week

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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Pretty excited about probably living walking distance from Montrose Beach by Labor Day after all the posts today

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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Grateful to have spent time in person with people I like instead of seeing this game. I will be shutting myself in from Spurs-Thunder tho

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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

If there’s grey in your beard, you should have the wisdom to clip out the basting stitches in your jacket vents

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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

I think if you’re a white dude it is really important to spell “linchpin” correctly (NOT LYNCHPIN) in a town hall presentation for 1k people.

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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Packing up my apartment means discovering I have 420 blackwing pencils

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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Still can’t stop thinking about her

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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

This bathroom looks like a Furby

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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

One fun thing I didn’t anticipate about having a a realtor in Chicago is that you get to learn more about what areas are run by the mafia

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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Flying to DC on the day of the State of the Union and so many twerps on this flight have higher airline status than me

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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

I like the Japanese pairs figure skating team largely because the woman looks a bit like Cheri Oteri

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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Welp that’s a storyline for the 2030 Olympics

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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

(To the tune of “Livin’ on a Prayer”) 🎶 wooooaah-oh, Juliette’s a chair 🎶

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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Give the placekicker the MVP you fuckin cowards

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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Today’s gym outfit of note: bro wearing “I AM AFRAID OF WOMEN” shirt

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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Holding two thoughts in my head: 1. Excited to buy more filament for 3D printed whistles tomorrow: linktr.ee/3Dwhistles 2. What on EARTH is going on with this example of what one could print with this filament

Picture of a pastel green/purple 3D printing filament, as well as what appears to be a statuette made of that filament. The statuette’s top looks like a sexy nun-ghost and bottom resembles the skirt blowing up scene from the Marilyn Monroe Film “The Seven-Year Itch”

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🎃 It’s the Mid Pumpkin, Emily 🎃 @lefttheprairie.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

We still have funds for matching donations! For today - Donate less than $50: we’ll match $50 to the cause of your choosing. Donate more than $50: we’ll match your donation up to $100. Multiple funds calling to you? Pick one for you and one for us!

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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Um hi I need to share this picture from a condo listing with y’all

A beige walk in closet is filled with dozens of beige clothing items, shoes, purses

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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

The neighborhood’s extra explodey this New Year

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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Corin & Carrie from Sleater-Kinney tried to listen in on the guided tour I was on at The Barnes Foundation, which our immaculate Hermes-scarved docent shut down after about one room

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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

The final night of YLT Hanukkah shows is tonight; the opener & comic are Florry and Jon Benjamin So what I’m saying is, great news — I can just show up for the YLT set

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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

There is much to critique about the United Center, but they did serve me an imperial pint of Sofie, and for that I am grateful

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Shakira Kurosawa @msprolix.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

You hate to see a man with a back as rounded as a turtle shell believing he’s succeeding at his heavy deadlifts

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