Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 10hI originally thought “tiger” and then laughed thinking about my shredded corpse 🤣 110
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 12hExcited to share that when I fell off bookshelves yesterday (do not worry about why I was standing on them!!!), I did not break or sprain anything! I am sore & bruised AF, but at least the weather has cooperated by cooling down so no one will know that I look like I wrestled a … koala? Lemur? Idk 351
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 03/10/2026While watching Jeopardy with my mom and brother, I asked how many fjord-having countries there are My brother: Fjour 🤣 280
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’m the Adult Here: a play in one act A: Obviously I couldn’t go! That was my dog’s birthday! B: Jesus Christ, you are a bitch. Me, praying that my fake cough covered up my giggles 040
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I learned that one person who I email frequently about errors is, in fact, retiring. I’m not saying my emails caused this, but I smile at the thought that I contributed. 161
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What I wouldn’t give for a substitute teacher who could simply read the clear directions I have left for children to do one task. Now I have to respond to several panicked children who have legit concerns because an adult couldn’t be arsed. 052
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 29/09/2026She is a joy! In no mood for bullshit, but always willing to help 010
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Buddy is getting “best,” from me next time 270
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 29/09/2026On a lighter note, the person I email frequently about errors in materials signed an email “warmly,” which made me chortle loudly because I know he would literally k me if given the opportunity 2101
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Very “here’s your hat, what’s your hurry” vibes 010
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Like, how you could say that to someone with a straight face. Ma’am, I am going to need a wheelchair and several prayers to even get her in the car. 070
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My mom’s surgery went well! Still getting over the shock of meeting her in the recovery room and being told, “She can go any time!” Actually, she can’t, because she’s still coming out the anesthesia and she’s delirious!! 3120
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My dad: Do you know what ABS is Me, taking a chance: Brakes! My dad: Clearly a guess, but I’ll let that go 0120
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Chiron: Thou hast undone our mother. Aaron: Villain, I have done thy mother. Chiron: Fuck 092
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My mom is currently laughing it up with a 71 year old insurance rep (who she called with a question) who is getting a knee replacement soon. She is giving him tips for getting the PT paid by supplemental insurance ❤️ 071
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I read this book two years ago, but this still feels like an accomplishment!!! 050
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 26/09/2026That* was the onesie I got for a friend’s daughter! *the expression, not this murderous clown 010
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My mom is in pain 24-7 from a fall and has had a ton of frustrating side effects. She is scheduled for surgery on Monday. 🙏🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼 Me: How are you doing? My mom: Oh, I’m fine. I know a lot of people have it a lot worse. 390
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 25/09/2026They seem great! (There was a screaming youngster who held up the line) 000
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Two siblings were called for their flu shots and their names are Raven and Simone 🤯 171
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Coworker: my kid says she shows you photos of our dog at the end of class every day Me: it’s true and I love your dog Coworker: why does she do that? Me: I don’t question gifts from the universe 061
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Where is the sweater he put on a chair while claiming that a friend is in the bathroom? 110
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Child: Miss, you got that English teacher fit going. Me, appraising my outfit: Oh, because I’m wearing a scarf? Child: A scarf and that famous can-do attitude! Me: HAHAHAHA you’re a delight 091
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It rules to panic about things that have happened (did I react/respond correctly) and that could happen (how many ways could I fuck up) 010
Reposted by MspreposterousAndrea Devon @andreadevon.sheshed.rocks · 23/09/2026At 24, she discovered pulsars. The Nobel Prize went to her male supervisor. Jocelyn Bell Burnell spotted the signals that changed astronomy. Decades later, she received a $3 million physics prize. She gave it all away to help underrepresented students become scientists. #SheShed #VivaHerAlliance 16684297
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 23/09/2026To add insult to injury, I was making an ice cream sundae in my dreams when my alarm went off. I had just ladled a generous bit of marshmallow topping (was it cursed IDK) 271
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I didn’t see you’d posted this and I sent it to my mom and brother! Kindred spirits ❤️ 020
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Please! It was complete coincidence - I picked Friday so I can veg that night 100
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Just realized I’m getting my Covid shot on 9/25: I hope I get Modernastatic.klipy.comDolly Parton's Iconic WinkAlt: Dolly Parton's Iconic Wink 280
Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 22/09/2026@perchorin.bsky.social our old friends are back! 170
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