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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 21h
I will keep sharing!
Purple and white dahlias
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 22h
More dahlias!
Red and white and red and yellow dahlias surrounded by green leaves
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No iced latte, but don’t cry for me! I had a scoop of apple pie ice cream after taking 56 photos of dahlias
Red and orange dahlias against a bright blue sky over the ocean
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Introspection can be helpful
HA HA
Yeah I reread what I wrote and I was like "you dumb bitch"
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good morning!
Sunrise behind trees
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
1 outta 2 ain’t bad (I have no chill)
when you're in a meeting at work & they ask you to share a fun fact about yourself
mentally ill
but totally chill
A black cat wearing a pink neckerchief and jaunty pink cat
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Chiron: Thou hast undone our mother. Aaron: Villain, I have done thy mother. Chiron: Fuck
You can drop a single f bomb into Shakespeare. Where are you putting it?
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I read this book two years ago, but this still feels like an accomplishment!!!
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Toxic trait singular?
My toxic trait is when I find out someone doesn't like me I try to make it worse
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Look at how happy the dog looks
Bumper sticker that reads “keep honking my dog is driving” and the dog is grinning as its ears flap in the wind [is the dog speeding??]
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@perchorin.bsky.social our old friends are back!
So many skeletons for Halloween decorations on a lawn. Not sure if the Golden Girls are seated in front?
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My fave!
A sunflower growing next to a telephone pole
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I love these people
Brought my car to get inspected and walked in on one owner screaming at the other, "The only people who respect you are dogs!!! And they are NOT PEOPLE!!!" Every time I come here, I miss my dad's store.
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dahlia!
Purple and white dahlias
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Dahlia!
Darker and lighter pink dahlia with green leaves in the background
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My mom and her cousin have been best friends for 60+ years and now my cousin and I get to bond over shit talking them. Life is beautiful!
I watch my kids on life 360. I watch my mom on life 360.She lies like a teenager

I was a teenaged liar and I was way fucking better at it!!!
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Dahlia and neighborhood local
Orange and yellow dahlia and a fuzzy bee
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just got home from a visit to urgent care; I bullied my mom into going after she fell. Nothing says “I love you like having this convo in front of a doctor
I just learned from her telling the doctor that she fell last week!!! The fucking lies continue
"I don't want to worry you"
Me "absolutely, you should die rather than inconvenience me"
Doctor just asked me if I'm the oldest daughter
Like, we can spot each other
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
More dahlias
Red and yellow dahlias against a bright blue sky
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hold onto your butts; I saw so many dahlias today
Orange, pink, and yellow dahlias against a bright blue sky
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hey you guys want any free items
Pink sign on a telephone pole that just reads “free items”
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It’s important to make yourself laugh
Me being rude to a scammer
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Good morning!
Bright pink and purple-blueish hues behind trees
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Guess which leaf gets to the airport 4 hours early
One red leaf surrounded by green leaves
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Robert Frost: Oh shit
2 paths, you know, diverging in the woods
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I asked my cousin how her youngest of 3 (just started college 2 weeks ago) is adjusting and she was like “he was born for this”
Me and my friends are splitting a dj board. Can I use your Amazon prime to get it
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Have I been doing it wrong my entire life
Campbell’s Grilled Cheese & Tomato Soup in a gold and red can
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Good morning! Here’s a terrible photo of part of a huge rainbow!
A fraction of a huge rainbow
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@perchorin.bsky.social the Redwood Library and Athenaeum is beautiful!
View of the YA section of the library A really cool chandelier in the reading room
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
In addition to every fiber of my being
What gave you away
Answers that point most strongly to Massachusetts.
What do you call the drink made with milk and ice cream?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
What do you call the thing from which you might drink water in a school?
What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle and you have to get off at a certain point?
frappe
carriage
bubbler
rotary
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A former coworker I can’t stand works with a former coworker I love!
He was once on [sic] the teacher's room talking about moving to a new apartment and he was like "I could use help if anybody wants to ... don't all offer at once" and I believe I said "are you out of your fucking mind" and he laughed it off but it was a genuine inquiry
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Dog on a dog bed that is shaped like a dog; there is a Christmas tree in the back left
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Desert!
Corn on the cob
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Eavesdropping is a gift

One old lady just asked another lady if she charged by the hour. Very excited for a possible old lady braw!!!!

Oh shit 

Clearly a longstanding rivalry cause another old lady stirred shit by saying "you gonna let her talk to you like that???"
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You make a category out of his catchphrase and he’s not an answer??? This is BARTLEBY ERASURE
Jeopardy category “I would prefer not to”
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
May I recommend Still Working 9 - 5? It’s a documentary about the organization 9 - 5 and the movie. Plus, you get to hear Dolly Parton say, “How can a person do enough? Just how can I ever do enough to help?” ❤️
Lily Tomlin, Dolly Parton, and Jane Fonda
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My former student teacher - on her third day - is now the veteran at her school
the other 8th grade ELA teacher quit today LOL
Holy shit!!!
i'm so dead Jksksksj
like yayyy
Please, now you have seniority
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Am I at work? Stop emailing me about work
It's in the spreadsheet at the bottom

That's none of my business
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Me, every time I see this car: That’s Julia Stiles’ car
Black car with the NH license plate JSTILES
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Convo I had with my bestie brother when our parents were able to get shots in 2021. ❤️
They got Moderna
So we can thank Dolly
Parton

As usual!

No thanks to that HO-OAR Jolene [music notes]

"She said you left a kind of intense voicemail"

HAHA
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Exciting new development was the suggestion that we are too afraid and/or lazy to learn about what generative A I is Counterpoint:
Everyone who knows me wishes I would stfu about how much I know about Al
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It was a very productive conversation that made us all happy we’ve spent two weeks compiling the research for the letter I strongly suspect no one even read!
"It's inevitable, get used to it"
"No"
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Hey, do want to get even angrier about people’s basic needs not being met in this rich-ass country? May I recommend

There Is No Place for Us:
Working and Homeless in
America
by Brian Goldstone
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I laughed out loud
Book titled Liver Let Die
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Ok that’s funny
Q widows bay

Did you mean: the next martha's vineyard and definitely not cursed
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Playing “The Rhythm of the Night” at the grocery store at 7:15 this morning
A woman with her eyes closed dancing and looking enraptured
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Literally don’t remember what I had for lunch 3 days ago, but this info just popped into my head
The bar Adam Sandler shouted out in Worcester in 1994 was Moynihan's.
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Seething with jealousy as I check out a nearby rich-ass town’s library hours (a very normal way to spend my time!!!)
Open 9-5 Friday and Saturday
1-5 on Sunday 
9-9 Monday - Thursday
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I love the Schoodic Peninsula!
Sunlight and fog behind tall pine trees
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Reminiscing with friends about this genuinely dangerous way that we all traveled from Boston to NYC and our brains were like “yeah but it was only $10”
Fare wars
With fares lower than other bus and rail carriers between New York City and Boston as low as $10 during a fare war,(22) Fung
Wah had become popular with young people and other travelers on a budget. 23] In early 2013, Massachusetts and federal authorities issued a series of safety citations, declared it to be an "imminent hazard to public safety", imposed operating restrictions, and ultimately ordered Fung Wah to cease all operations. 13][14]
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