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Mason

@msnws.bsky.social
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📍 Chicago, IL Idk I’m just a random guy. I putz around with various creative things. I’m also a huge nerd

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Yan @probablyyan.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Alex in Street Fighter 6:
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Mason @msnws.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Hell yeah Turnstile won some Grammys
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Mason @msnws.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Elon sending a bunch of emails to hang out on Epstein Island is the most in-character thing imaginable. Dude’s such a loser that he has to beg OTHER losers (specifically loser pedos) to let him hang out with them
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Mason @msnws.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Currently waiting for every country in the world to give our government one of these after what we did in Venezuela
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Mason @msnws.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Ordered so many crab rangoons to go with my dinner tonight that they might as well call me the “goon king of Chicago” (not in that way)
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Mason @msnws.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Hear me out… Tay Zonday is just Gustavo Fring after inhaling sulfur hexafluoride
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Mason @msnws.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I’m really gonna need a certain highly visible #Apple blogger to stop constantly posting about typography like he knows wtf he’s talking about
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Mason @msnws.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Soft ivory snow now gently coats the park’s field; A snowman, pushed down #poetry #haiku #poem #writing #micropoetry #micropoem
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Mason @msnws.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Lmfao at how the villain in this 007 game is literally just Lenny Kravitz with no changes whatsoever
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Mason @msnws.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Got really excited during the new Tomb Raider trailer when I saw that monkey at the beginning because I was like “thank god we finally get a good graphics monkey game” and instead it was just frickin TOMB RAIDER???? Old ass franchise 🤦‍♂️ I want a good graphics monkey game
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 13/11/2025
Then Birdo did lay with Yoshi, and knew him.
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Mason @msnws.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Here’s my Game Awards prediction. Last reveal of the night: Jeffrey Epstein never died. PS5 timed exclusive.
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Mason @msnws.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
The worst joke in the Persona fandom is that Joker’s parents are Dante and Bayonetta. It’s like… sort of funny the first time you see/hear the joke, but certain fans drive this joke into the ground and WON’T stop
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Mason @msnws.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Genuine question: does having right-wing beliefs somehow impact you the same way a degenerative brain disease does? Because every single day the fascists in charge do something exponentially more stupid than the day before
techcrunch.com
Marco Rubio bans Calibri font at State Department for being too DEI  | TechCrunch
Calibri, which could make documents easier to read for the vision impaired, was apparently installed in 2023 by the department’s then-DEI office. Rubio’s memo has designated Times New Roman as his ten...
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Mason @msnws.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Todd, I think it’s time… release Skyrim 2 already
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Mason @msnws.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Thanks for coming out tonight everyone! This is our new song. It’s titled: “Endoscopy!” 1, 2, 3, 4! *nothing but choking noises into a microphone for 12 minutes*
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Mason @msnws.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
It’s almost impossible to resist the urge to loudly proclaim “I’m Edging!!!” every time I’m forced to open Microsoft Edge
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Mason @msnws.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Why have they not made shows about Tony Alto, Tony Tenor, Tony Baritone and Tony Bass yet?
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ceej @ceej.online · 02/12/2025
Mr. Bean's Dark Secret
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Mad Men 4K
"I feel bad for you" meme with a boom operator saying "We're having sweetgreen for lunch"
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Mason @msnws.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
🤮🤮🤮
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Mason @msnws.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
This is fucking heartbreaking
theonion.com
Single Woman Tired Of Looking For Mr. Bean
SPOKANE, WA—Lamenting that she still hadn’t found the bug-eyed man-child of her dreams, area bachelorette Louise Perkins confirmed Tuesday that she was growing tired of constantly looking for Mr. Bean...
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Mason @msnws.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
New iPhone feature idea… just like how the default email signature is “Sent from my iPhone”, all texts and emails sent from the toilet automatically end with “Sent from my Bathroom.” Make it happen Apple!!!
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Mason @msnws.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Boo fucking hoo. Sorry, but as it is now, Christkindlmarket is one of the LEAST pleasant holiday experiences in Chicago. This, alongside the Christmas Parade every year, funnels huge crowds into extremely tight spaces. It’s dangerous as hell and having a capacity limit is a good move #Chicago
blockclubchicago.org
Christkindlmarket's New Capacity Limit Poses 'Existential Threat' To Popular Holiday Market: Organizers
The city's new capacity restrictions at Christkindlmarket are less than half what the market was allowed to hold during the pandemic. The move hurts vendors and will make lines even longer, organizers...
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Mason @msnws.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I don’t care about the Epstein Files. Release the Bubba Tapes though for sure. I wanna see my mans going absolutely FERAL on Billy’s glizzy
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Mason @msnws.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
If the “wokeness” of a given LLM is the determining factor for whether or not you use it, I really have to question what you could possibly be using AI for
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Mason @msnws.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
One time a woman on a dating app told me I looked like JD Vance (as a neutral comment) and I haven’t been able to recover ever since…
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the freaking weeking - the sequel @freakingweeking.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
it’s the freaking weeking baby!!
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Shear (pronounced Cher (but like how she pronounces it)) @choob.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
[DM who has only played Baldur's Gate 3 running session zero of their first tabletop campaign] ok what vulva style are you thinking of taking
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Mason @msnws.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
This video changes everything 😳
youtu.be
future gen. consels wii2 ps4 xbox720?
YouTube video by Video Game AF
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Mason @msnws.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Lasagna
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Mason @msnws.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Short train ride downstate this Halloween. Lots of very convincing Amish costumes here for some reason 🤔
A shot of Union Station’s Grand Hall
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Mason @msnws.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
When you’re designing on October 30 vs when you’re designing on October 31 #graphicdesign #halloween
Screenshot of the macOS desktop with two folders. One is labeled “export” and the other is labeled “spooky export”
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Mason @msnws.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Dang @msnws.bsky.social you’re so cool. You’re the best
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Mason @msnws.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
An Animal Crossing New Horizons update was not on my 2025 Bingo Card and yet here we are… guess I have something to play while traveling this weekend
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Rereading my posts
A sculpture that looks like it was made by Rodin but the dude his holding his face in his hands seemingly out of embarrassment. Maybe it's a fake sculpture. I don't know, I'm not an art historian but you get the idea. Hey, hope you're all right despite the large-scale ruins we face daily
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/10/2025
Haunted Hayride Makes Extra-Spooky Turn Onto Interstate
Haunted Hayride Makes Extra-Spooky Turn Onto Interstate
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Mason @msnws.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Honestly crazy how shitty and judgmental the luddites in the trending ChatGPT posts are. Yeah, people using it to replace all thinking, effort, and creativity are cringe, but the equally hardline stance against it is almost just as bad.
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Mason @msnws.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Oh yeah they’re TOTALLY making Chicago’s streets safer 😒
blockclubchicago.org
After Halloween Parade Ruined By Federal Agents, Old Irving Park Neighbors Furious
Old Irving Park welcomes thousands of trick-or-treaters from across the city every Halloween. This year, neighbors are making plans to protect each other from federal agents after Saturday’s violent i...
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Mason @msnws.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Why is Ken Paxton acting like his mom took a bunch of Tylenol when she was pregnant with him?
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Mason @msnws.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
If you’re not currently watching The Chair Company I honestly don’t know what you’re doing with your life
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Mason @msnws.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Never going back to gummy worms again now that I know THESE beauts exist 😤
A bag of Trolli Sour Brite Octopus Candy with my hand holding a sour octopus
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Mason @msnws.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
New idea: face filter for Teams that hides when you’re hittin the vape pen during a call. TM TM TM TM
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Mason @msnws.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Wow… I think I may believe that dumb theory that the world actually ended in 2016 now or something like that #halo #ps5
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Halo: Campaign Evolved - "The Silent Cartographer" Trailer | PS5 Games
YouTube video by PlayStation
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Mason @msnws.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Spending Saturday night completely alone watching The Floor and confidently screaming the wrong answers at the TV
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Mason @msnws.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Damn 2023-2024 sounded like it was a fucking blast
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House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
My main hobbies
Wikipedia article "See also" section with links to: 
- Screaming (in music) 
- Screaming (in general)
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Mason @msnws.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Hello everyone. It is with great sadness that as of today, October 22, 2025, I have decided that I am old. I no longer resonate with younger people on the internet. Please give me some time to process
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Mason @msnws.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
AWS Outage coming in clutch for me at work today considering I barely slept last night because I have no impulse control
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Mason @msnws.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Sounds like if Supertramp took a bunch of acid and accidentally invented electronic dance music tbh. Not gonna be for everyone, but I enjoy it #music
music.apple.com
Deadbeat by Tame Impala on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 12 Songs
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