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First, Let's Kill All the Lawyers @msgamgee89.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Being an East Coaster makes it a lot easier to knock out a bunch!

A map showing that I have visited 25/50 US states and lived in 3 (Virginia, Maryland, and New York); most of the visited states are along the East, West, and Southern coasts/borders.

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First, Let's Kill All the Lawyers @msgamgee89.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Describe your gender without downloading any new pictures

Screenshot of a Reductress headline accompanied by a picture of a ring with a cloudy, opalescent stone reading: "I LIVED IT: I tried on a mood ring and it screamed and screamed and screamed"

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First, Let's Kill All the Lawyers @msgamgee89.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using with no explanation.

A sign with currency symbols and a drawing of an angry rabbit (?). It says, in English, "The greatest curry shop. EAT SHIT SUPERSTARS." The Japanese characters for Gotokuji also appear.

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First, Let's Kill All the Lawyers @msgamgee89.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

If you see this, post a concert photo you took. The Decemberists, 2018

An image of a stage with a band mid-concert; there is an upright bass in addition to lead and bass guitar. A skull with spiral eyes, glowing teal, hovers over the band with tendrils, rays, and snakes emanating out from it in the same glowing teal.

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First, Let's Kill All the Lawyers @msgamgee89.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Every year I grow a vegetable garden, and every year some stuff doesn't get harvested; I leave it to rot, feed the soil, circle of life and all that. But you know what says "fuck you, make me" to that idea? Carrots. Sustained temps under freezing, snowcrete, don't care. Fuck you, make me.

An assortment of orange, yellow, and purple carrots of sizes varying from slender to gargantuan. One orange one looks kind of like a sex toy designed for G-spot stimulation with a defined curve and a bulbous tip.

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First, Let's Kill All the Lawyers @msgamgee89.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

No cheating, reskeet with the most recent photo of your pet

A brunette woman holds a big, squishy, buff-and-white bicolor cat to her face, her eyes closed and breathing in deeply. The cat's eyes are also closed in happiness and he presses his face down onto the woman's hand

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First, Let's Kill All the Lawyers @msgamgee89.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

I did this recently and MAN it's great. And he's turned into such a giant sweet potato man!

A buff and white bicolor cat reclining in a lap. He has enormous paws and his greenish eyes are looking directly into the camera.

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First, Let's Kill All the Lawyers @msgamgee89.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

No new pictures, where are you at mentally?

A screenshot of a satirical headline above a picture of a bespectacled man in front of a shelf of law books reading "Jurisprudence Fetishist Gets Off On Technicality."

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First, Let's Kill All the Lawyers @msgamgee89.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Bizarre antique shops are one of the few remaining joys in life and we should all frequent them as often as possible.

A photo of a shelf of curios, focused on a collection of four small, flesh toned figurines shaped like hands with raised middle fingers but the hands have legs and feet. The tag, upside-down but legible, reads "Fingerman $10."

A picture of a ramshackle open yellow boat or car with a metal face evocative of a man with a mustache, wearing a black top hat.

A light gray mannequin torso, its limbs detached but nearby, with a rubber monkey mask with large ears over the head. There is what appears to be a bad, rain-weathered brown toupee on the monkey's head; the monkey's own hair is black.

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First, Let's Kill All the Lawyers @msgamgee89.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

I don't know if this aloe is desperately distressed or uproariously delighted with its circumstances but it sure is dramatic about it.

A spindly aloe plant; its leaves are gently curled and pointing in all directions, and there are four smaller pups sprawling out from the base of the plant. It is in a teal ceramic pot.

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First, Let's Kill All the Lawyers @msgamgee89.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

I have received a fine wee fox from @amagire.bsky.social and it is already facing down the local megafauna.

A tiny redwood fox named Mogul being meticulously sniffed by a seemingly enormous calico cat in a red plaid bowtie with a Santa charm hanging from it.

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First, Let's Kill All the Lawyers @msgamgee89.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Every year, I am Santa for a dear friend's children; they write their letters, and I write back, based on Tolkien 's letters from Father Christmas. I review past letters each year to maintain the continuity, and build on the world they get a glimpse into once a year.