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I would love to vote for the Democrats that only exist in attack ads paid for by Republicans, is the thing
First, Let's Kill All the Lawyers
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A gentleman and a scholar. A thing with teeth and claws.
![[[A man in an elaborate hat and leggings, WHIPSMARK, holding a book, speaks to a woman, BELDRA, peering through a lorgnette and holding a tiny dog.]]
WHIPSMARK: Did you just POST this about the late DINGO WOLFHEART?
WHIPSMARK: “Rest in poop to DUMBO WOLF FART. I’m glad he’s dead, but I’m sad I wasn’t there to watch it happen”
WHIPSMARK: “He will be mourned by other people who should ALSO all die soon. This is not a THREAT of any sort, simply a request to Santa Claus”
BELDRA: I have a bunch more in my drafts, if you’d care to see.
WHIPSMARK: I do NOT.
WHIPSMARK (sternly): Crass. Disrespectful. When I die, are you going to say terrible things about ME, too?
BELDRA: WELL
BELDRA (sliding into a smirking, gleeful side-eye): THAT DEPENDS
[[The dog side-eyes WHIPSMARK as well.]]
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