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Carol Kitchingman

@mscarolkitch.bsky.social
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Brit living in Spain. Economic migrant, not an expat. LUFC,F1,Foodie,Ally🏳️‍🌈 Oh yes, also an Alicante Lion AVFC yay 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Carol Kitchingman @mscarolkitch.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
A wonderful Vet, who fortunately deferred to his daughter when he wasn’t sure about my Belovéd Phooka’s illness, thus saving her from a horrible death, is running the Bute Highland 10k tomorrow to give something back having recovered from #ProstateCancer www.justgiving.com/page/duncan-...
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Duncan's fundraiser for PROSTATE CANCER UK
Help Duncan MacIntyre raise money to support PROSTATE CANCER UK
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Carol Kitchingman @mscarolkitch.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
I was brought up in Leeds, about as far from the sea as you can get. Our family wasn’t well off, but we did OK. I’m of an age where we had flash cards to help us with spelling in infants’ school. So who the fuck thought I’d need a complicated word like “Yacht”?
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Carol Kitchingman @mscarolkitch.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
@nocsclipboard.bsky.social
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Carol Kitchingman @mscarolkitch.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
www.theguardian.com/society/2025... This young woman has been propping up the fragile UK care network since she was 8 years old. She took on a role after asking if she’d be penalised and told “no”. The UK care system is fucked! I’d be tempted to start a “gofundme” but she’d lose even more.
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Young carer who unwittingly breached allowance rules forced to repay £2,000
Rose Jones, who cared for mother from age of eight, twice wrongly advised by work coach on joining DWP job scheme
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Carol Kitchingman @mscarolkitch.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
I’m sure I’m not the only person thinking this, but wouldn’t it be karma if trans men started using the public toilets for their biological sex. Let’s see how terfs react to that! #TransWomenAreWomen
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Carol Kitchingman @mscarolkitch.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Never had a guardian pick before! www.theguardian.com/food/2025/ap...
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Carol Kitchingman @mscarolkitch.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
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Robin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Put up by Katy Brand today - this is the story over and over again
A statement about how Katy brand told a producer that she believed Russell brand was an abuser but producer didn’t care
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Carol Kitchingman @mscarolkitch.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025... How can anyone possibly say she isn’t at risk.
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Afghan rights defender told she faces ‘no risk’ from Taliban as Home Office denies asylum
Woman who worked with western governments in her home country before fleeing the Taliban told to return
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Round of applause, this post wins BlueSky today.
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Carol Kitchingman @mscarolkitch.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025.... What the fuck is happening to the state I was born to? This is so, SO wrong!
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Met raids Quaker meeting house and arrests six women at Youth Demand talk
At least 20 officers forced their way into property and police said some present were planning direct action in London
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Carol Kitchingman @mscarolkitch.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Yep! (Satire if anyone is in doubt as it is completely believable. Credit is in the photo)
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Carol Kitchingman @mscarolkitch.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
People will say “they could voluntarily pay more”. Of course they could … but not many would.
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Carol Kitchingman @mscarolkitch.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Well, we’ve watched 14 goals in 2 matches so far. Equally shared between the home teams. I’m not going to the Palm Tree to watch Villa now as I’ve a feeling I’ve seen all the goals worth seeing today.
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Carol Kitchingman @mscarolkitch.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
My first M-I-L died today. She was 91. My heart is breaking and I’m sobbing. She was sharp, sassy and an anaesthetist.The first time I met her she said “don’t know why David wanted you in Kit’s room - we lived together years before we married” #GNUDiana
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Carol Kitchingman @mscarolkitch.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Saying ‘FML’ was selfish and I’m sorry. What I should have said was #DementiaSucks
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Carol Kitchingman @mscarolkitch.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Happy Birthday to @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social ‘s mum who asked for a lamb dinner but refused it when served. FML
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Carol Kitchingman @mscarolkitch.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
@mrwaynegarton.bsky.social is driving hence the Pepsi max, but the here's a #TerraceView that is birdshit island. Sorry to have missed you @benidormbutcher.bsky.social Happy New Year all! #Benidorm
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Carol Kitchingman @mscarolkitch.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
@mrwaynegarton.bsky.social
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Carol Kitchingman @mscarolkitch.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Happy New Year! ¡Feliz año nuevo! My traditional New Year’s Day dinner of honey and mustard glazed ham/gammon roast with a baked Basque cheesecake to follow. @mrwaynegarton and his parents scoffed the lot! Wishing you all a wonderful and prosperous 2025! #NewYear2025
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Carol Kitchingman @mscarolkitch.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Citrus mulled wine … with an almond biscuit to dunk #Christmas!
An espresso cup and saucer of glass with mulled wine and an almond biscuit to dunk!
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Carol Kitchingman @mscarolkitch.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I think the fourth verse might be the best …
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I’m feeling Christmasy so I’ll give away one of my 2025 calendars here and another over on Twitter. To win just RT and follow and I’ll pick a winner 1pm, Sunday 8th Dec Do visit www.infinitebacon.com and support independent artists. Good luck!
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
The only reason Nigel Farage has not yet jumped on the Elgin Marbles bandwagon is that he can’t quite bring himself to object to sending something foreign back where it came from.
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Politics in the U.K. @politicsintheuk.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
You don’t even need a calendar - just follow British Gammons.
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Want my wedding ring? Come and try to take it.
Tweey from state Rep. Josh Schriver:

Make day marriage illegal again.

This is not remotely controversial, nor extreme.
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Thomas Willett @thomaswillett.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Gender critical thinking: Supporting victims of sexual assault 🙅🏼‍♀️ Wanting to find out who’s won a cooking competition 👍🏻
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Norm Eisen @normeisen.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I served as a US ambassador and know hundreds of others Never met one before who hired a prostitute to seduce their brother-in-law or sent a videotape of the encounter to their sister Or who committed 18 felonies & was pardoned by another in-law I guess the job qualifications are changing…
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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 02/12/2024
Wow. This Boris Johnson column about Gregg Wallace is absolutely wild.
I had the great privilege of spending a Saturday with Gregg Wallace recently. 
Unfortunately, I had to leave our banter fest early to attend Lord Lebedev of Siberia’s annual festive soiree. So I missed the moment the media began a concerted campaign to discredit the barrow boy turned plucky pudding evaluator.
At one point during our game of Total War Saga: Thrones of Britannia, Gregg turned and looked at me through his full-rimmed Silhouette varifocals: ‘Do middle-class women of a certain age have it in for you?’ he asked probingly as he consolidated Alfred the Great’s victory over the Danelaw at the Battle of Edington. 
If by ‘women of a certain age’ you mean ‘totty half my own’ then look, I told him, I have always found them very kindly and friendly and polite – until that is, you get one pregnant and they start making ceaseless demands about maintenance and remembering your children’s birthdays, and names and the like. 
Poor Gregg. This is no misogynist, or hubristic grocer turned gourmet. This is a 60-year-old man who had the sheer guts and resilience to get out there, day in, day out, and eat desserts between Marcus Wareing and Monica Galetti while occasionally making a wildly inappropriate comment. 
Predictably the left-wing establishment are throwing everything at him, including umpteen remarkably similar reports of the same behaviour, in a shameful and counter-productive attempt to keep his working-class palate off our screens.
And never has the expression ‘Let he has not ruined everyone else’s deconstructed roast pork belly with chargrilled peach salsa with chauvinistic overtures, cast the first peach stone’ been truer.
We are at a crossroads. We can keep going with the hair-shirted miserabilism of women who believe they have some sort of inalienable right to go through life without being demeaned and objectified by their inferiors.
Or we can listen to Gregg. Yes, the estuary epicurean is a bit unreconstructed, like those deconstructed Eton Messes he’s sound fond of sampling. But I say, don’t listen to what he says, or the parodies of what he says. Look at what he does. Which is coordinating the Saxon reoccupation of London whilst weathering the Great Heathen Army and increasingly irate calls from his PR team.
Gregg is in the shape of his life and he doesn’t mind letting people know it. Will he want to go down as the first factory inspector on the Beeb to be thwarted by women of a certain age?
I just can’t see it. The astonishing events of the last week have proved one thing. This man is a supreme competitor. And when the cakes are burned, he remains the only man on national television with the courage and tenacity to keep sampling them.
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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Massive away win for the little fella.
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Carol Kitchingman @mscarolkitch.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
As if a young, female chef would feel she’d be able to complain about a judge who could have an impact on furthering her career. Or young male chef, for that matter. His complete disregard of the power imbalance is so very telling. #GreggWallace
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Marina Purkiss @marina-purkiss.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
The multi-millionaire who bought farmland to avoid tax… And the man who decimated farming to progress his own career …are now the self-appointed saviours of farming On today’s pod we discuss how people have lost their damned minds. Listen on link below…
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Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Now THIS is a very thorough starter pack. Highly recommend that you hit “follow all” on this lot. 👍 go.bsky.app/FpbsVro
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Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Bluesky appears to be doing some great gatekeeper work… …keeping out the troll kings. You have our gratitude. 🩵
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Andrew Tate got banned from Bluesky in less than one day. Another reason things are so much better here than Twitter.
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MrPaulRobinson @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
The concerns being voiced by farmers today are no laughing matter. This, on the other hand, is piss funny #lufc
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West England Bylines @westenglandbylines.co.uk · 19/11/2024
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Carol Kitchingman @mscarolkitch.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Some of you followed my brother on the other place - he’s here now. Less sweary than I. Please share to help him build his following back here. @skyrsix.bsky.social
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Graeme Bandeira @graemebandeira.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Here’s one of my favourite ever cartoons I’ve done featuring @carolvorderman.bsky.social in mischevious mood 👍 This will be my entry for Britain’s Best Political Cartoon 2024 to be held in London in December. I won in 2020 and was runner up in 2021 and 2023 so wish me luck! Voting forms out soon 🙏
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Ed Balls @officialedballs.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Ed Balls
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Carol Kitchingman @mscarolkitch.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
His first words matter. Read the rest! 🧵
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Carol Kitchingman @mscarolkitch.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I’ve been afraid of commenting on Gaza for fear of being accused of antisemitism. What Israel is doing to Gaza is despicable and I can no longer be quiet.
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Graeme Bandeira @graemebandeira.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Now then Blue crew. Thought I'd formally introduce myself on this new platform. Looks like I've had quite a few Twitter refugees follow me over and lots of new followers so here goes. What you will get from me is: POLITICAL CARTOONS. Lots of them. I produce for @thenorthernagenda.bsky.social
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Marching Out Together @marchingout.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Aye up Bluesky! Marching Out Together here, the official @leedsunited.com LGBT+ and ally supporter group 🏳️‍🌈⚽️🏳️‍⚧️ We’d love to connect with you here. Want to become a member? Sign up on our website 💙💛🤍 #lufc www.marchingouttogether.co.uk
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The group for Leeds United's LGBT+ supporters and their friends and allies.
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Carol Kitchingman @mscarolkitch.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
We have The Cure on Spotify at the mo. Imagining Robert Smith’s wife of 35-odd years saying “Aye, he’s in a band … lazy shite” No idea if it’s true …
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Carol Kitchingman @mscarolkitch.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
@jpmsandie.bsky.social Did I rudely miss your Birthday?
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Allison Pearson forgot the police can check their bodycam footage and it turns out her account was "wholly inaccurate and misleading". What a surprise. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Allison Pearson: Police defend investigation into journalist's tweet
The Daily Telegraph columnist said she was left “dumbstruck and upset” by a police visit to her home.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
After annoying people by accepting freebies, I'm now annoying people by not accepting freebies.
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