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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 6h

Putin has stated that nothing is off limits, bridges, power stations, schools. Nothing! But I thought Trump was going to end the war in Day 1

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 13h

Nothing beats a HaSWA course in Spanish

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Ok. Tale of the tape. 2 door blisters, multiple cramps. More than £700 raised. I need to thank you all. I also need a break. I'm going to take a sabbatical until MH is better. I love you all but allow me this reparation time. See you all when I'm relaxed. Al. UTV x

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Yanited are still 1bn I debt though Fuck off

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Someone's going to miss baby Jebus' birthday.

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Oh no. Twatty Tommo has been remanded until his case is heard next year. Let's face it he thought he was getting out today.

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Hot Fuzz: Nicholas Angel Says 'Shame'

ALT: Hot Fuzz: Nicholas Angel Says 'Shame'

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Remember when flubber stood there at a reception in Stormont and slurred there will not be a border in the Irish Sea before the withdrawal. How we laughed.

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Every time I see or hear a news report, I just keep thinking about this tune... youtu.be/4cx6MYjSovM?...

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The 2 Johnnies 'The Gaa The Ska The Ra'

YouTube video by The 2 Johnnies

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Yes Nigel. Thick Daniel filmed himself committing a crime and has an army of nonce bonnet wearing morons who will hide him. The 5 suspects will be found guilty of nothing other than Diesel theft. Hope this helps. Now... Fuck off

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Dear Dementia Don. Your surprise at the release of 5 suspects with zero connection to terrorism is very similar to our surprise that you pardoned all guilty parties in connection to J6 insurrection. Hope this helps.

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Wordle 1,928 4/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Let's spare a thought for Vacuous Alex from TalkTV who had a meltdown of epic proportions today of the 5 "probably Iranian terrorists" who were caught siphoning Diesel. And when I say meltdown, it was of epic proportions. Grab a coffee, put your feet up and enjoy youtu.be/XVICJBjeEYk?...

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Presenter unleashes furious on-air attack against UK Defence Secretary after RAF bomb plot arrests

YouTube video by News24

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If you listen very, very carefully, you can hear the gammonati choking after the 5 'Suspects' have been released on bail. If there was the slightest hint of terrorist activity, there is no way they would have been released, when they could have been held for 2 weeks.

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Anyone would think he's angling for another race riot... I couldn't possibly comment.

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Wow, I do not remember Athena giving Odysseus a Ryan Bridge.

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Ahh, nice to see a new Jurassic Park filled with dangerous dinosaurs opening in Portadown!

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I'll take, shit that never happened for £100

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I don't care what anyone says, Birmingham is a fantastic city, hull of heart, diversity and some breathtaking views. The City of 1000 trees The City of 1000 trades. I will defend that until my dying day.

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I think Villa has got to be due around £200M in lost revenue. Carabou Cup and Europa the following year. One place higher and Europa league in UEs first season. One place higher in the second season And all subsequent seasons. £200M minimum.

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

By the time I'd reached Edgbaston CG yesterday, I was flagging. Then the news about Citeh came through and that spurred me on no end.

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If anyone has a spare body I could use, that would be great. TIA

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I fed up with change diaper. Whore Natalie can do.

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If you haven't aleady, you can still donate here. It's an amazing cause. If we can prevent just one suicide, the blisters and the muscle cramps will be all worth it. Thank you all. astonvillafoundation.enthuse.com/pf/al-noonan

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Half way and I'm cattle trucked. Only the return journey now.

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Right. Off to church. If you all get a minute, do an Aretha Franklin for this knackered old man.

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Proper chips tonight after a couple of pints of the black stuff. I shall be making no further comments on this. Good evening.

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Oh no. I've just realised I will miss England Vs Spain in the UEFA waste of time league on Saturday as I'm travelling.

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Military Man: Oh Dear, How Sad, Never Mind

ALT: Military Man: Oh Dear, How Sad, Never Mind

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Waiting for the transfer before I head off to sunny brum

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Dear Apple... We don't need a health warning on the bottom of the screen every time Jackson Lamb has a scene ffs.

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Slow Horses S06E2 has dropped on the app. You're welcome.

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Will Andy Burnham do anything about Twatty Tommo and his band of balaclava coked up wankers or is he scared of a Southport style backlash? I think it's the latter as what that wanker did yesterday, needs action. A 5 am visit and some bracelets should be happening today.

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Coins in a fountain Wordle 1,922 3/6 🟨🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Brexit Bin 🇪🇺 🇬🇧 🇩🇪 @brexitbin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

In case you missed it ... "Don't Look Up" vs GB News.

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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

With all this bollocks by Trump banning dissenting voices, has anyone told him that Rambo Ronnie allowed broadcast channels to be partisan? Or had he shat his nappy by that time.

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