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MrWayneGarton

@mrwaynegarton.bsky.social
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Ex delivery driver living in Spain, full time carer for my parents. Alicante lion and all things Villa and a member of the #ShitBetClub

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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hey @benidormbutcher.bsky.social have you seen these for spud?
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
200m from the ground in the chain 100 montaditos 2 x600ml cruzcampo 5€ #AVFC #Sevilla
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Train wanker off to Sevilla from Madrid #AVFC
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Another palm tree quiz, the first after the summer break, still undefeated in 2026
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Any idea where the Villa fans will be sitting for the Sevilla friendly, none available from Villa. #UTV #AVFC
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Lovely view at the desertedbeach bar as thunder rolls around the area
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Not quite on the pitch like with big fat Ron, Emery with his new signings #AVFC
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Saw this on twitter what do you think @dannygav.bsky.social #UTV
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Ok Villans would you be happy with Groks prediction #UTV #AVFC
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
For those with ye olde Firestick, its on bein sports 3 #AVFC
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
For those with ye olde firestick tonight’s friendly is premier sports 2 #AVFC
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
To go with the 38⁰c feels like 46⁰c heat we have a warning for 100km/h winds n thunder...
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Hey @benidormbutcher.bsky.social our local sports bar is charging a fiver to watch the England game and you have to be there before 8 or they resell your seat. Would you get away with that…
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Not bad today www.maptap.gg June 12 95🏆 98🔥 99🎯 96🔥 86😁 Final score: 937
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
www.maptap.gg June 11 92🎓 96🔥 94🎉 100🎯 94🎉 Final score: 958 Not to bad
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Well @benidormbutcher.bsky.social didn’t think it would happen, I actually agree with larterlia #AVFC
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Atléti just turned down 150m€ from Real referring them to his 500m€ release clause… Simeone shithousing both Barca and Real now 😂🤣😂
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Better than yesterday www.maptap.gg June 8 95🏅 100🎯 97🔥 92🎓 98🎯 Final score: 959
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Jeez Rogers and Watkins starting in that shit pitch in Tampa, Watkins as the 10 and Kane up top #EngvNZL
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
The local Woodstock has gone for a final group position World Cup prediction, so here’s mine, laugh at will…
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Looks like the lords test won’t make day 3 #EngvNZL
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
www.maptap.gg June 3 98🎯 95🏅 95🏅 78😐 82🌟 Final score: 863 A bit rubbish today
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Looks like Barkley is about to fall off the wagon #UTV
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Nice piece from Ezra here #UTV #AVFC www.theplayerstribune.com/ezri-konsa-p...
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Dear Villa | By Ezri Konsa
If you had told me in September that we’d get back into the Champions League and play the Europa League final, I would have laughed at you.
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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
It's been 43 years and 51 weeks since our last European Final. If you're in Benidorm, come and join us for the Final on Wednesday. DM for details. #UTV
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Great call as we had more goals in us
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
So today is the last day of the North stand, same opponent as the last match of the old Holte end. Also could be the last time we see Martinez, Buendia, Bailey, Mings and Rogers at Villa Park. So they should put in a good performance…#AVFC
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Thunderclap Noonan @benidormbutcher.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Right, I have a venue if anyone fancies some cheap beers watching the Final next Wednesday... Drop me a DM
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The Alicante lions looking up a midweek break in Istanbul...
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
In Woodstock for a couple of prematch pints and the predictions. #UTV
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Have you seen this @jpmsandie.bsky.social @nocsclipboard.bsky.social @benidormbutcher.bsky.social a fucking Drum
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Hey @mrso82.bsky.social has your Twitter been hacked?
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Sue Mason-Burns @suemasonburns.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
More frustration and someone else to say FFS to and about?
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Hey @benidormbutcher.bsky.social if you couldn’t think the orange shitgibbon could stoop any lower
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
A happy bunch in the Palm at half time #UTV
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Didn’t realise it’s 13 years today 🎵Ding Dong the witch is dead 🎵@benidormbutcher.bsky.social @emmagee.bsky.social
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Seen this @benidormbutcher.bsky.social 9000 + pieces
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Emma writes songs ☘️ @emmagee.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Yes, stop rolling out the red carpet when our fans are treated so badly.
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Second half to come, we need a goal or 2 please Villa
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
One for you @dannygav.bsky.social would you get involved in this monstrosity
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Last night in Ibiza before the insurance company taxi gets us home
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
@julie-bayley.bsky.social can you help Dave?
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Neither is Ibiza
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Go to Ibiza we said, take the car and explore the island we said, one can drive the other drink we saud, local driver before we even get to the apartment to check in says no...
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Just seen this on twitter @dannygav.bsky.social some have good memories
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
In Alicante for our anniversary, so capital city prices @mscarolkitch.bsky.social
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Happy with the Barcodes at VP?
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Villa Twitter summed up with today’s stadium announcement #UTV #AVFC
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
If BCFC’s new stadium doesn’t have you singing tamperer then you are better than I am 😂🤣 #AVFC #UTV @bigdaveg.bsky.social @benidormbutcher.bsky.social @jpmsandie.bsky.social @dannygav.bsky.social
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MrWayneGarton @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Saw this @dannygav.bsky.social and thought ideal for you to build your retirement house in the sun watsonsrealestate.net/property/157...
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▶Plot of land for sale costa blanca
✅Plot of land for sale in Urb La Marina next to the beach ✅within walking distance to amenities ✅New build villa in Costa Blanca
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