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Schuyler

@mrtowne.bsky.social
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Historian & Anthropologist of security technologies, once great lockpicker, now just a great dad. Impossible to overstate how much I think about locks...

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Schuyler @mrtowne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hope I get to do the things I love & am good at a little more than I do now. I'm finding it hard to go from flexing 20 years of expertise for one hard but wonderful weekend (teaching lock stuff last week) back to feeling barely competent at a job I'm happy to have but struggling to enjoy.
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James O’Loughlin @jamesoloughlin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Schuyler @mrtowne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ross: And Duncan's horses — a thing most strange and certain — Beauteous and swift, the minions of their race, Turned wild in nature, broke their stalls, flung out, Contending 'gainst obedience, as they would make war with mankind. Old Man: tis said they ate each other Ross: Fuuuuuuuuuck
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Schuyler @mrtowne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Truly the softest shirt. I love it so much
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Schuyler @mrtowne.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The number of things I've learned about myself from filling out what I expected to be boring surveys is wild. Still happening at 42. So hard to know what normal is when your data set on any given life experience has an N of 1, you know?
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it's charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 25/09/2026
"Why do you need cis people to be the ones to stand up for you?"
screenshot from Control Resonant. Dylan Faden stands in a fight ready stance, weapon in hand, in an open area with no apparent features. text above him reads "Cannot Transition During Combat"
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Schuyler @mrtowne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Look for me on stage!
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Schuyler @mrtowne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I do hope some of y'all listen to bbno$ (baby no money) The music is so good and the musician is wonderfully unproblematic.
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Schuyler @mrtowne.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As angry as I get scrolling, I also feel such real and deep love for y'all. At least we are here together. ♡
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Deva Woodly @devawo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Very cool research. Apparently, we have two brain organs that work together. Stanford researchers: “We’ve shown for the first time that the front of the brain arises from a totally different progenitor cell than the back of the brain”
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Scott Purdy @scottpurdy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As we begin to head into Spooky Season, let this serve as your annual reminder that Zombie by The Cranberries is not a Halloween song, but Can’t Fight the Moonlight by Leann Rimes is.
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Schuyler @mrtowne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🎙Stark, hollow town, Carson City lights
Schuyler, looking thoughtful, stares offscreen to the left, mirroring the expression on the face of a bronze statue of Mark Twain.
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Schuyler @mrtowne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This hot air balloon was such a magical surprise that despite forgetting to smile like a human being in this pic I still feel compelled to share it. And for those following closely, I did indeed enjoy a pre-dawn walk around Carson City listening to Orville Peck. A lovely trip thus far.
A cheerful Schuyler framed such that a pretty yellow and red hot air balloon sits in a clear blue sky above his head with a lovely tree to the left, hotel to the right, and a terrifyingly excellent lockpicker (though you cannot tell from the picture) in the background who is lifting his arm up to take a picture of hot air balloon from another angle.
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Schuyler @mrtowne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Finally reading a book I've picked up many times, "The Strait Gate" by Daniel Jütte. I'm a couple chapters in, it's excellent, right up my alley, ALL about doors, their history, legal symbolic etc. but my favorite part is that he ends his introduction by just completely reading windows for filth.
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Schuyler @mrtowne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Off to Carson City for a couple of days where I hope to enoy my annual tradition of walking the streets at 4 am listening to Orville Peck.
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Schuyler @mrtowne.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Been working on a Lego model of an ancient Sikkatu lock for a Classicist friend: www.bricklink.com/r3/studio/de... Pleased with how it's turned out. Pick whatever colors you prefer if you'd like to build it. Full build instructions can be found here: schuylertowne.com/sikkatu-inst...
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Sikkatu Lock from BrickLink
This is an accurate Lego model of an ancient gravity pin lock, known as a Sikkatu Lock. Rather than being attached to a door, it is attached to a small chamber. You can store a little treasure in there and reveal it via the proper key. Hard to see in the preview images, but there are 3 free floating, inverted Lego pins that live in the upper chamber of the lock. When the lock is at rest, they sit between the upper chamber and the sliding bolt. When you insert the key and lift up, the pins raise into the upper chamber and the sliding bolt can retract as you draw back the key.
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Cynthia Khoo @cyn-k.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Incredible. “When we were being stolen from our parents and experienced genocide in Indian Residential Schools, we wondered, ‘Who are the people that will help us?’ Today, we are those people. Today we offer our help, support, and jurisdiction to override these dehumanizing laws.”
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Schuyler @mrtowne.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Love this one
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Schuyler @mrtowne.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Been working on a Lego model of an ancient Sikkatu lock for a Classicist friend: www.bricklink.com/r3/studio/de... Pleased with how it's turned out. Pick whatever colors you prefer if you'd like to build it. Full build instructions can be found here: schuylertowne.com/sikkatu-inst...
bricklink.com
Sikkatu Lock from BrickLink
This is an accurate Lego model of an ancient gravity pin lock, known as a Sikkatu Lock. Rather than being attached to a door, it is attached to a small chamber. You can store a little treasure in there and reveal it via the proper key. Hard to see in the preview images, but there are 3 free floating, inverted Lego pins that live in the upper chamber of the lock. When the lock is at rest, they sit between the upper chamber and the sliding bolt. When you insert the key and lift up, the pins raise into the upper chamber and the sliding bolt can retract as you draw back the key.
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tim d (he/him) @doormouse12.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
super excited that this zine is finally out! i've been working on it with marc and Brett from Temporary Services, and we got amazing input from librarians from LAPL, Multnomah, & the Free Library of Philly...
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Eleanor Saitta @dymaxion.org · 14/09/2026
We're starting off with a two-part series on things I've learned over the past nine years of building security programs at startups, specifically focusing on how you get the actual work done: structures.systems/blog. Give it a repost so the folks who need this can find it!
structures.systems
Blog — Security Strategy for Startups: Systems Structure Ltd.
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Doctor M. Popular @docpop.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
back on my bs a new #yoyo trick using some 3D printed counterweights some friends sent me. Music is "Deep Blue" by #ChatPile
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Schuyler @mrtowne.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Where is the lecture for the other side of the hoped for majority? Why aren't these blue no matter who people excoriating left-leaning bigots to swallow their hate & vote to preserve trans personhood in order to topple the fascists? One is asked to live in discomfort, the other to cease to exist.
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Schuyler @mrtowne.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
God damn right
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Justin Walsh @jstpwalsh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You learn about what makes us different, but also about what we have in common. You take this course so that you will never be able to do this to someone else." Those words have stayed with me ever since.
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Justin Walsh @jstpwalsh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
John said (of course I am paraphrasing): "I don't know what to say about what happened today. What I can say, is that you are probably taking this course because it's part of the Gen Ed curriculum. The university is encouraging you to take this course so that you learn about other cultures.
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Schuyler @mrtowne.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hell yes it is and this is a very fine selection. Here's mine, please quote and share your own ♡ collections.artsmia.org/art/40961/do...
A knob and escutcheon in the collection of the Minneapolis Museum of Art. It is yellow and white ceramic with black outlines and red/orange highlights. It was made by Fernand Leger by commission of the Yale and Towne company
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Schuyler @mrtowne.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So hype to get my 17 year old Acer netbook with Ubuntu to boot! So sad to be confronted by an 17 year old password I will never ever remember :'(
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
One of the things that also pisses me off is that in a vacuum, this technology is value-neutral. It's development in conjunction with the profit motive is what causes the worst aspect of it to manifest. The problem is not the technology itself, but is and has always been Capitalism.
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Schuyler @mrtowne.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Virgin Suicides Score Never seen the film but listened to the score in full, start to finish, hundreds of times.
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Matthew Cobb @matthewcobb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I was involved in Pestival 2, which attracted around 200,000 visitors. Shame on Rentokill! More here: www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/09...
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Jason Scott @textfiles.com · 01/09/2026
OK, let's move in a more direct manner than me doing some big auction or something. I have four of these GET LAMP coins. They are numbers 2350, 2381, 2379, 2357. They were returned to me from 10 years ago which is why I have them. I'm offering them for people who want to buy them.
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Jason Scott @textfiles.com · 05/09/2026
You know, honestly, more than monetary donations, if somebody worked at a company that had access to a lot of 18 terabyte and larger hard drives and could talk to us, that's where we are really suffering. The internet archive has no special priority in buying hard drives and those things are insane.
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Schuyler @mrtowne.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Those Finns! My friend Jaakko devised a method of picking and decoding a German disc detainer lock. Lot of study, iteration, eventually machining to make a tool etc. When we were able to put him in touch with the company the president was impressed and sent him a challenge lock to pick/ decode. :)
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Schuyler @mrtowne.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Words to inscribe in stone
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Matt Seybold @mattseybold.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Promises to be a major achievement in literary sociology.
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 01/09/2026
Please read the replies and understand that these are the opening stages of genocide
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Iris van Rooij 💭 @irisvanrooij.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Using LLMs in science for “literature review” or “summarizing" is *automated cryptogyny* olivia.science/cryptogyny/ @olivia.science 🧵
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Cryptogyny
On the systematic obfuscation of women's contributions.
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Schuyler @mrtowne.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
WAY lamer, but once a man at a hacker con gave me unsolicited advice on a lock I was picking. I was genial but tried to redirect/politely ignore his chatter when I realized he was misquoting a talk of mine! Even said my name! I tried to introduce myself, but I do not believe he believed I was me.
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Schuyler @mrtowne.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
4 high school students volunteer to fix the computer systems of a large oil company.
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Schuyler @mrtowne.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Following a historian of medicine is as close to a guarantee of interesting content to come as I can think of.
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Quinn Norton @quinn.yoyodyne-it.eu · 28/08/2026
Hello I have written about how datacenters in space is a no good very bad silly idea that should never happen, regardless of whatever Elon Musk is smoking this week. emptywheel.net/2026/08/28/d...
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Datacenters in Spaaaaaaace! - emptywheel
…Will never work. I’m not saying that with Musk money, one can’t blight the sky with computer hardware, I’m sure he can. I’m not even saying that humanity can’t decide to put a bunch of GPUs in racks ...
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Charismatic Frontman @westerberghs89.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Editor: Did you get those pictures of Garfield? Photog: Sure thing,
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Autumatopoeia @isreallytwodogs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Whenever we get books from the Imagination Library in the mail, we always tell our son that they're from his friend Dolly Parton. She was very generous and did a lot for kids and I'm sure they're all missing their friend. Rest in peace to a legend.
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Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The Muskegon Chronicle July 15,1915
P1- EVERETT SEES AN ELDERLY MAN WITH A CANE STANDING ON THE STREET, THE MAN HAS HIS HAT IN HIS HAND , HOLDING IT OUT IN HOPES THAT PEOPLE WILL GIVE HIM SOME MONEY 
EVERETT: THERE'S ONE OF THOSE
PUBLIC BEGGARS! THE ONLY METHOD TO DISCOURAGE THIS PRACTICE IS TO IGNORE THEM!
P2 - BUT EVERETT HAS COMPASSION ON THE ELDERLY MAN, EVERETT DROPS SOME MONEY IN THE OLD MANS HAT
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Tao Neuendorffer @taonf.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
A key feature of the Apollo guidance computer was core rope memory. The supervisors responsible for overseeing the careful integration of changes and additions to the software were known as rope mothers, regardless of their actual gender identity. The rope mother’s boss was a lady: Margaret Hamilton
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The Apollo core rope memory and women's heritage on the Moon
Between 1969 and 1972 there were six Apollo human spaceflight missions to the Moon, each leaving a complex site behind. A common joke now is...
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Doctor M. Popular @docpop.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/08/2026
Ye old school yo-yo w/ chain mail counterweight. Music by #Netherwilds. #yoyo
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Richard Quist @rmquist.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Posted just before 1pm on the Grafton MA Police Facebook page:
A Facebook post from the Grafton MA Police department: 
The Grafton Police Department has begun the process of deactivating all Flock devices amid growing concerns about the use of this technology in our community. This decision also comes in response to vandalism and theft involving these devices.
Chief Neil A. Minardi
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