Reposted by Mrs TrellisHappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 23/03/2026Exclusive photo of Trump on the phone to "Iran". 327868
Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Ruin a book or band name with one letter: Books: The Whining The Lice of Pi The Van in the High Castle To Fill A Mockingbird Dupe Bands: Rolling Stoves Passive Attack Queef 121
Reposted by Mrs TrellisPaul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 19/02/2026"Oh, The Grand Old Duke Of York, He had 10,000 [𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗱], He [𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗱] them up to the top of the [𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗱] And he [𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗱] them down again" 17111
Reposted by Mrs TrellisPaul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 27/11/2025"That's a nice News Outlet you have there, it'd be a shame if anything were to happen to it" 145
Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 15/11/2025@magentakoru.bsky.social @biggreenbooks.bsky.social Thank you so much! Youngest is busy inhaling her new book smell ❤️ 120
Reposted by Mrs TrellisPaul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Gail is fabulous. Just look at her stuff. These things are little elements of wonderful. And we all need a little wonderful in our lives. 194
Reposted by Mrs TrellisThe Onion @theonion.com · 12/11/2025Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles theonion.com/trump-still-polling-we… 7891802139
Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Academics of Bluesky. Those of you who’ve done Masters… how do/did you pick a #dissertation subject? Starting my MA in a few weeks and a lot of the preamble sounds like we should kind of already know our topic and I REALLY don’t 😩 000
Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 11/09/2025They’re never going to find the shooter. Just a feeling. 000
Reposted by Mrs TrellisPaul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 03/09/2025#Trump #SpaceCommand 042
Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Mum died two years ago today. The masons have chosen today to email me the final bill for the headstone. Her death date, in quadruplicate, on every bit of paperwork. Just what I needed today, thanks guys. 000
Reposted by Mrs TrellisPaul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 30/06/2025"Turn to the left... Ooooooooooh...." 011
Reposted by Mrs TrellisPaul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Tomorrow is.. 022
Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 12/06/2025This quote came to mind this evening. For some reason. 031
Reposted by Mrs TrellisPaul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 29/05/2025One for the b3tans out there x 051
Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Working on demographic data. Noticed terms #BAME & #BME, wondered whether one or other was preferred, looked it up & found the government no longer uses either. For the purposes of breaking down service user/staff lists are there better terms I could be using? Don’t like that it’s ‘white or not’ 100
Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 18/05/2025Oh hai left wing Brits. You live among racists. I hope you know that. #Eurovision 010
Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 18/05/2025Let me be clear. The Israeli singer has a beautiful voice and I’m sure the song was lovely. But they shouldn’t have come anywhere near that close to the trophy. I *know* #Eurovision tries not to be political but there are times when it NEEDS to be. 031
Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025ISRAEL got more of the public vote than we did, and they’re ACTIVELY committing genocide #Eurovision 010
Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Sweden will take it on the public vote #Eurovision 000
Reposted by Mrs TrellisChris Hadfield @cmdr-hadfield.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Imagine starting a car that hadn't run in 21 years, that's 15 billion miles away in interstellar space. That's what the NASA team just did with Voyager's thrusters. People are amazing. jpl.nasa.gov/news/nasas-v... 31892441709
Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025I can’t even begin to predict this now. This is all over the place. #Eurovision 060
Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Oh. San Marino awarding their 12 to Italy? What a surprise to no-one at all. #Eurovision 000
Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Ohhhh we’re going to be dead last again aren’t we? #Eurovision #NulPoints 000
Reposted by Mrs TrellisHappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 17/05/2025My heart just sank as the 6 years of voting started 7714
Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Didn’t know Emo Philipps was the interval entertainment #Eurovision 071
Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Don’t teardrop marks on the face mean you’ve offed someone? #Eurovision #Filler 010
Reposted by Mrs TrellisLewis Goodall @lewisgoodall.com · 17/05/2025media.tenor.comtwo men in blue jackets stand next to each otherALT: two men in blue jackets stand next to each other 1846233
Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Me, before it started: Oh right #Albania. They’re always good for some local caterwauling. Me after it started: SEE? #Eurovision 000
Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025We should all vote for San Marino just to see if they have a venue big enough to host next year #Eurovision #SanMarino 140
Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Didn’t #France have a song called Mother only a couple of years ago? #Eurovision 000
Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025STOP BRINGING UP BETTER SONGS THAN ANY WE JUST HEARD #Eurovision 000
Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Have… have #Sweden entered with “I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok?” #Eurovision 030
Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025It’s nice to see some … sturdier ladies on this stage instead of the usual barrage of stick insects #Eurovision #ImSturdyTooImAllowedToSayThat 020
Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Really though, could there ever have been a better replacement for Sir Terry than Graham Norton? #Eurovision 000
Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025I’ve forgotten this already. #Eurovision #Portugal 000
Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025And now it’s time for the ‘please don’t make us host again for a bit’ host entry #Eurovision #Switzerland 000
Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Why do I have a feeling this will win? #Eurovision #Armenia 000
Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Why is Mr Spock playing the cello? #Eurovision #Germany 000
Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025It’s ok. It’s not slutty milkmaids is it though? #Eurovision #Poland 000
Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025I for one welcome our skinny Italian Elton John overlords #Eurovision #Italy 010
Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Ah going for the slutty pole dancing vote #Eurovision #Finland 000
Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Ok the intro gave me goosebumps ❤️ #Eurovision #Netherlands 000
Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Youngest: is it just me or do they look like axolotls? #Eurovision #Latvia 031