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Mrs Trellis

@mrstrellis.bsky.social
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Human, last time I checked. Wannabe historian. Enjoys cheese, knitting, and sleeping. She/her, also responds to ‘oi you’. Chronic pain and ADHD lols. SCROTUS is a danger to life on planet earth.

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 23/03/2026
Exclusive photo of Trump on the phone to "Iran".
Trump talking into a fisher price kids toy phone
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Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Ruin a book or band name with one letter: Books: The Whining The Lice of Pi The Van in the High Castle To Fill A Mockingbird Dupe Bands: Rolling Stoves Passive Attack Queef
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
"Oh, The Grand Old Duke Of York, He had 10,000 [𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗱], He [𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗱] them up to the top of the [𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗱] And he [𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗱] them down again"
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
"That's a nice News Outlet you have there, it'd be a shame if anything were to happen to it"
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Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
@magentakoru.bsky.social @biggreenbooks.bsky.social Thank you so much! Youngest is busy inhaling her new book smell ❤️
A teenager holds a copy of Holly Black’s book ‘The Cruel Prince’ up to her nose. Her eyes are closed as she takes a deep satisfying inhale.
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Gail is fabulous. Just look at her stuff. These things are little elements of wonderful. And we all need a little wonderful in our lives.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
The first rule of pedo club is let Jeffrey know you're in pedo club
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/11/2025
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles theonion.com/trump-still-polling-we…
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
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Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Academics of Bluesky. Those of you who’ve done Masters… how do/did you pick a #dissertation subject? Starting my MA in a few weeks and a lot of the preamble sounds like we should kind of already know our topic and I REALLY don’t 😩
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Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
They’re never going to find the shooter. Just a feeling.
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
#Trump #SpaceCommand
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Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Mum died two years ago today. The masons have chosen today to email me the final bill for the headstone. Her death date, in quadruplicate, on every bit of paperwork. Just what I needed today, thanks guys.
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
"Turn to the left... Ooooooooooh...."
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Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
If you see this share a skeleton
A cartoon of a partial skull. It’s the ‘health bar’ graphic from the 1980s/90s epic kid’s show Knightmare. The jaw is gone, most of the top of the skull has jaggedly broken away, and one of the eye sockets is empty. The remaining socket contains a shrunken blue marble. The background, visible through the sockets, is a deep red and black. The player is not long for this realm…
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Tomorrow is..
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Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
This quote came to mind this evening. For some reason.
Black text on a white background reads “The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. George Orwell”
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
One for the b3tans out there x
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Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Working on demographic data. Noticed terms #BAME & #BME, wondered whether one or other was preferred, looked it up & found the government no longer uses either. For the purposes of breaking down service user/staff lists are there better terms I could be using? Don’t like that it’s ‘white or not’
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Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Oh hai left wing Brits. You live among racists. I hope you know that. #Eurovision
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Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Let me be clear. The Israeli singer has a beautiful voice and I’m sure the song was lovely. But they shouldn’t have come anywhere near that close to the trophy. I *know* #Eurovision tries not to be political but there are times when it NEEDS to be.
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Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
I hate the British public #Eurovision
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Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
GOOD ❤️ #Eurovision
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Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
ISRAEL got more of the public vote than we did, and they’re ACTIVELY committing genocide #Eurovision
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Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Sweden will take it on the public vote #Eurovision
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Chris Hadfield @cmdr-hadfield.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Imagine starting a car that hadn't run in 21 years, that's 15 billion miles away in interstellar space. That's what the NASA team just did with Voyager's thrusters. People are amazing. jpl.nasa.gov/news/nasas-v...
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Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I can’t even begin to predict this now. This is all over the place. #Eurovision
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Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Oh. San Marino awarding their 12 to Italy? What a surprise to no-one at all. #Eurovision
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Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Ohhhh we’re going to be dead last again aren’t we? #Eurovision #NulPoints
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 17/05/2025
My heart just sank as the 6 years of voting started
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Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Didn’t know Emo Philipps was the interval entertainment #Eurovision
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Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Don’t teardrop marks on the face mean you’ve offed someone? #Eurovision #Filler
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Lewis Goodall @lewisgoodall.com · 17/05/2025
media.tenor.com
two men in blue jackets stand next to each other
ALT: two men in blue jackets stand next to each other
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Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Me, before it started: Oh right #Albania. They’re always good for some local caterwauling. Me after it started: SEE? #Eurovision
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Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
We should all vote for San Marino just to see if they have a venue big enough to host next year #Eurovision #SanMarino
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Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Didn’t #France have a song called Mother only a couple of years ago? #Eurovision
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Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
STOP BRINGING UP BETTER SONGS THAN ANY WE JUST HEARD #Eurovision
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Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Have… have #Sweden entered with “I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok?” #Eurovision
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Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
It’s nice to see some … sturdier ladies on this stage instead of the usual barrage of stick insects #Eurovision #ImSturdyTooImAllowedToSayThat
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Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Really though, could there ever have been a better replacement for Sir Terry than Graham Norton? #Eurovision
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Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I’ve forgotten this already. #Eurovision #Portugal
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Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Maltese Lizzo has arrived #Eurovision #Malta
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Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
And now it’s time for the ‘please don’t make us host again for a bit’ host entry #Eurovision #Switzerland
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Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Why do I have a feeling this will win? #Eurovision #Armenia
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Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Why is Mr Spock playing the cello? #Eurovision #Germany
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Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
It’s ok. It’s not slutty milkmaids is it though? #Eurovision #Poland
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Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I for one welcome our skinny Italian Elton John overlords #Eurovision #Italy
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Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Ah going for the slutty pole dancing vote #Eurovision #Finland
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Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Ok the intro gave me goosebumps ❤️ #Eurovision #Netherlands
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Mrs Trellis @mrstrellis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Youngest: is it just me or do they look like axolotls? #Eurovision #Latvia
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