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mrs jaguar

@mrsjaguar.bsky.social
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Blue checks are for oligarchs rwar~ 🐆 she, 30s At the end of all knowledge is love, love, love.

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mrs jaguar @mrsjaguar.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Bluesky is borderline unusable for anyone who is not chronically on Bluesky because most of the posts have so much context influenced by Bluesky drama that it's like you're bursting into the climax of some superhero multiverse movie.
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mrs jaguar @mrsjaguar.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Actual advice: Throw your fucking phone off a bridge and never look back. :)
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mrs jaguar @mrsjaguar.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Scratch a liberal and a fascist bleeds
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 02/09/2025
Being on social media is fine but if it’s getting in the way of you doing deep reading and deep thinking, then your balance of how you spend your time is off Lots of interesting threads here and none of them are a substitute for reading a good book or essay
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mrs jaguar @mrsjaguar.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
this is canon
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 25/08/2025
‘How am I supposed to explain this to my children?’ is one of the laziest copouts that bigots have been allowed to weaponize against social progress. “I don’t know.“ is perfectly acceptable in any situation and “Let’s find out together.” is one of the most precious ways to engage with your child.
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mrs jaguar @mrsjaguar.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
is the great filter perhaps the idea that abiogenesis could happen a second time on the same planet, and each time it happened it could be for mirrored life? because that would be a self-destruct mechanism for life built into the fundamental nature of the universe
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mrs jaguar @mrsjaguar.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
"Did you know that stuffed crust is just string cheese???" Yes! Yes we know it's just string cheese! We wouldn't expect it to be anything other than mozzarella anyway
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mrs jaguar @mrsjaguar.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
I mean to be fair, the new #CrackerBarrel logo is super woke if you look closely enough.
New Cracker Barrel logo, with a bunch of woke nonsense faintly written across the whole thing.
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mrs jaguar @mrsjaguar.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Autistic people should be running the government.
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mrs jaguar @mrsjaguar.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Career ending move right here by Tom Scott.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
from "Classical Studies memes for Hellenistic teens" on FB
Plato's Cave allegory, illustrated. the shadows on the cave wall are captioned "increasingly insane and extreme positions", the prisoners labeled "internet users", the figures holding the shadow's shapes labeled "algorithms", the fire labeled "random internet users expressing their idiosyncratic beliefs". the space above the cave is labeled "literally just outside" and the philosopher freed from the chains of the physical world labeled "guy who logs off"
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mrs jaguar @mrsjaguar.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
This is canon. I made absolutely no edit to the dialogue here. #startrek #voyager #tuvok #janeway
Comic of Tuvok and Janeway talking in the hallways of the Voyager.

Tuvok: Captain, I fail to see what you are unsure about?
Janeway: I'm just unsure about it.
T: It would appear to be exactly what you asked for... a haircut.
(they enter a turbo lift)
J: Yes, thank you, Tuvok. I'm aware. Bridge. What I'm saying is I don't know how to feel about it. I don't know if I like it yet.
(silence)
T: Captain, are you resisting asking how I feel about it?
J: Yes, Tuvok, of course I am. I know you don't "feel" anything about it.
T: Indeed. However, if I were to utilize a mathematical equasion to evaluate the ratios between your facial features and the parabolic curvatures created by your new aesthetic choices... I might arrive at an interesting conclusion.
J: Which is...
(next line is edited)
T: you look scrumptious af
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mrs jaguar @mrsjaguar.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
My wife is so precious. She found a cicada that had a broken wing and she befriended it but it's also missing an eye... and half of its whole body. It's still alive and wifey is taking him over to the grass to die in peace.
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mrs jaguar @mrsjaguar.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Sorry for the convenience
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hey i’m josh @kingadahipsters.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
🛑STOP SCROLLING✋🏼 have you 🫵🏼 taken yr meds? 💊
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mrs jaguar @mrsjaguar.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Scratch a liberal and a fascist bleeds.
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Seraphina Cavotta @seraphcavotta.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Yes, exactly. A man who was elected because the Democratic party decided to run an amoral, unelectable candidate rather than compromise their conservative values and internal lower games. The Democratic Party is the handmaiden of fascism. Incidentally I’m Canadian so your Blueanon takes don’t land
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mrs jaguar @mrsjaguar.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
@seraphcavotta.bsky.social the world needs more transgender historians 💜💜
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mrs jaguar @mrsjaguar.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I grew up thinking that the Atlantic ocean was fresh water. This was referenced in the song in the line "from sea to shining sea" because the shine was from the salt. If you had asked me how the connected oceans didn't share their water, I would have assumed it was due to some weird currents or smth
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mrs jaguar @mrsjaguar.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Look at these whiskers 😍
Photo of my kitty Roxie focusing on her big beautiful whiskers
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mrs jaguar @mrsjaguar.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Nobody beats the USA in infrastructure 😊
Screenshot of a news article about a sinkhole on the interstate in South Carolina. Picture included. Sinkhole is right in the middle of the right lane, almost the full width
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mrs jaguar @mrsjaguar.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Would I get in trouble if I put this bumper sticker on my car?
mockup of a bumper sticker that says "my other car is rigged with explosives and parked at the white house"
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mrs jaguar @mrsjaguar.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
if you see this, post your favorite Pokémon
media.tenor.com
a cartoon of a dog with a green tail standing next to a girl
Alt: Animated gif from the anime of a Smeargle licking its tail
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Andre "Free Palestine" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Yeah it's called supply me with my demands or I will fucking riot.
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mrs jaguar @mrsjaguar.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I miss the days back when you would just find cash on the ground sometimes.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 04/05/2025
WELKER: Your secretary of state says everyone who's here, citizens and non-citizens, deserve due process. Do you agree? TRUMP: I don't know. I'm not a lawyer. I don't know. WELKER: Don't you need to uphold the Constitution? TRUMP: I don't know
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Star Trek Voyager scene. Tuvok, in gold and black uniform, stands at his console on a dark and dimly lit Voyager bridge. Computer station screens serve as his background with various bleeps and bloops. He's got that pontificating look on his face. Closed caption reads, "It appears we have lost our sex appeal, Captain."
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mrs jaguar @mrsjaguar.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Always reskeet the thiccine
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mrs jaguar @mrsjaguar.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I understand @bsky.app wanting to apply the rules perfectly evenly. But this is a time in American history where we ALL have to be fighting fascism. Bending (not even breaking) the rules to let folks identify fascists is literally the least you could do to still end up on the right side of history.
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mrs jaguar @mrsjaguar.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT. GOD. FUCKING. DAMMIT. WE NEED A REAL SOLUTION. WE NEED TO SAVE THE SURFACE OF THE PLANET. WE NEED TO ENSURE A HOME FOR OUR DESCENDANTS. OUR MOTHER HAS BEEN ABSENT EVER SINCE WE FOUNDED ROME.
Screenshot of the headline of a news article from the telegraph. Dated April 22nd 2025. 

"Experiments to dim the Sun will be approved within weeks 

Scientists consider brightening clouds to reflect Sunshine among ways to prevent runaway climate change"
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mrs jaguar @mrsjaguar.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Please please please someone cripple global power grids so we can have our humanity back
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mrs jaguar @mrsjaguar.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Post your comfort album
Wowee Zowee, Pavement
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mrs jaguar @mrsjaguar.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
jfc how beautiful and bleak
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mrs jaguar @mrsjaguar.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Humans are animals too. This shit probably was so nice for him. I want to be treated like a pet too uwu
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mrs jaguar @mrsjaguar.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Lefties are 100% wrong on NFTs being bad. The pictures weren't the NFTs. The fad and gambling of it was not the point. NTFs are actually some dope technology.
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mrs jaguar @mrsjaguar.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
That's actually the Straight Villain flag. V for villain and the colors are upside down bc evil
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mrs jaguar @mrsjaguar.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
No fbi, I'm not gonna cause any problems for y'all. Purromise
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Time for another digital security PSA with guitar … here’s “All the Small Things” but it’s about scrubbing metadata from your photos before you post them 🤘
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
People spend a lot of time wondering why the left is worse at using independent media to control the national narrative. A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 18/04/2025
No matter Team Red or Team Blue They all work for the same people And it’s never me and you
The rise of the far right is a direct result of the democratic party’s long standing war on leftist movements
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mrs jaguar @mrsjaguar.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
A database of immigrants should ABSOLUTELY be hundred of thousands of people's rubicon
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Lisa Snowden @lisasnowden.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Good morning. If you have an April fool’s joke planned, stop it.
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mrs jaguar @mrsjaguar.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
brb using this as reasoning to say we need to end the you us grover mint
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