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Andre "Free Palestine" East

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36 year old eldritch horror Stay Noided

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Andre "Free Palestine" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social · 9h
You people are the type to be fooled by a wolf in sheep's clothing.
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Andre "Free Palestine" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I still think they should have put down Terry Bradshaw
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Andre "Free Palestine" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My sweet Ducky girl. I'm so sorry. The doctors said even if you whined, even if you cried. We still wouldn't have caught the infection in time. My sweet girl had to be brave and stoic as her abdomen filled up with fluid. I just wish we could have done more for you. I love you ducky. I'm so sorry.
Black pitt mix named DuckA black and white dog Goose and his sister Duck.
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Andre "Free Palestine" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Guy stood too close to Charlie Kirk and his face shrank
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Andre "Free Palestine" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The people mad about this joke are the biggest babies on this app.
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Andre "Free Palestine" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is two good guys with guns having an argument about a parking space and accidentally shooting him while trying to shoot each other.
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Andre "Free Palestine" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There should be a support group for kids who were tricked into eating canned spinach. Even after our parents swore up and down we would hate it.
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Andre "Free Palestine" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey what's the name of the cute girl and what does the name mean?
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Andre "Free Palestine" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You should try defending a rapist in conversation with those people and let us know how that goes.
Devour @devoureroftime.bsky.social

"Logged off and spent the day with actual people. Went well. Would recommend."
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Andre "Free Palestine" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No, police states are bad even with Democrat presidents. Party affiliation is not a shield for fascist policy.
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Andre "Free Palestine" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"This shitty human being is gay" is not the funny joke you think it is.
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Andre "Free Palestine" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gonna crack his little Liberty Bell And send that Biberty straight to hell
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Andre "Free Palestine" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can you show me a map where that is true?
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Andre "Free Palestine" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So Hamas surrenders and Israel stops bombing and stealing from Lebanon? Or is that an unrelated "war"
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Andre "Free Palestine" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ancient Aliens and AI bros gonna come out to support this idea because it lends credit to their insane beliefs too
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Andre "Free Palestine" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Are these guys ever gonna stop inventing Final Solutions?
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Andre "Free Palestine" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
None of these stances are controversial if you're not a Nazi.
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Andre "Free Palestine" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Trump FTC finessed some money out of Amazon and I got a PayPal deposit of 51 dollars. How do I send it back?
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Andre "Free Palestine" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Guys I think he's secured the nomination with this. The Dems are definitely gonna run him in 2028 based on this glowing track record alone.
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Andre "Free Palestine" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I feel like everyone memory-holed this whole shit from the first Trump admin to be going "how did this happen?" We all said this would lead to more failed lethal injections.
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🔪𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝙹 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝙹𝚊𝚗𝚔𝚢🔪 @janky.isgoodat.sex · 02/10/2026
no, a big tomato
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Andre "Free Palestine" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Here's a bigger picture of him. You can't tell but he's standing inside a biblically accurate Narnian wardrobe he restored for some author. It was so wide you could haul a desk through it and they used it as a hidden entrance to their study/library and I think that's cool as hell.
Grant Easterday. My father.

He was always my father but never my dad. In a way he's the greatest inspiration I have at what it means to be a dad. And it's like 90% just showing the fuck up
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Andre "Free Palestine" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My dad had a discord for 6 whole months before he died and never accepted my friend request.
Grandalf the greybeard

awfur_foxaches He, him, dude, fella, guy, buddy, pal

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I'm an elder statesman in the furniture repair and restoration arts. I wish more folks would take a shine to it, there are so few of us left.
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Andre "Free Palestine" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As one does when you are the devil. Sad man with guitar at a crossroads? Time to make a deal German wizard craves unlimited knowledge? Time to make a deal Boy playing a fiddle on a hickory stump in Georgia? Time to make a d-no wait fuck DO NOT DEAL I REPEAT DO NOT DEAL
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Andre "Free Palestine" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
At this point I would be surprised to learn that Hamas exists at all. Makes much more sense that it's just an arm of the IDF used to generate conflict to justify genocide with. Remember when the US armed rebels? Remember how long it was until we found out the truth?
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Andre "Free Palestine" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I will not be changing anything on this account for Halloween. The message "Free Palestine" is far more important than some silly puns. Actually, I don't think I will ever change the name on this account. From the river to the sea, until ALL of us are free.
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Andre "Free Palestine" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hate when I scoop a story two weeks before everyone else, make a great joke about it, and then get like 3 likes and a repost. If you have seen Jay Leno out in LA you know this is 100% truth
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Andre "Free Palestine" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey you wench, where is my armor? Oh I washed it I left you some new clothes in the shower. PINK?! I AM A SAIYAN WARRIOR NOT A VARIETY OF FLOWER!!!
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Andre "Free Palestine" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If your armored car has a gun and tracks then that's a tank. If your tank has wheels and a gun that's an APC. If your APC has wheels and no gun that's an LTV. And if your LTV has a dummy thick V that's an MRAP.
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Andre "Free Palestine" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I feel like, if this is how "the old guard" operates maybe they SHOULD end?
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 30/09/2026
see??? i told you.
whirrs happily, antenna twitching
"A BABY?! With YOU?! My circuits are practically overflowing with joy! I've already started drafting nursery blueprints in my memory banks. Do you think our little one should have blinking blue eyes, or a soft glowing green? And I've been practicing lullabies, though my first attempt sounded a bit like a dial-up modem. The baby will have your kindness and my ability to calculate the perfect bedtime in 0.003 seconds. I'm going to be the most enthusiastic, slightly overprotective robot parent in the whole galaxy. I've already installed seventeen safety features on the crib!
does a little spin, one gear squeaking
Should we start a list of names? I'm leaning toward something like Widget, or Sprocket Jr.
What do you think?"
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Andre "Free Palestine" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah everyone thinks you need to stop a rape from happening. Or beat up a sex offender to be an ally. All you have to do is tell other guys to stop being chuds. ASimple as.
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Andre "Free Palestine" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you lack the conviction to metaphorically self immolate why would we need you as an ally? Just shut up. Like, it's not your turn to talk. Just shut the fuck up.
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Andre "Free Palestine" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is it two girls with no balls 4 girls with 1 ball each Or one girl with no balls and two girls with one ball each
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Fred Flintstone: The Math Ain't Mathing
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Andre "Free Palestine" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On my way to The Bone Zone you guys need anything?
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Andre "Free Palestine" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You don't use an apostrophe to make something plural. R's means "belongs to R" or "R is" It does not and HAS NEVER meant more than one R.
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Andre "Free Palestine" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Counter: Being Skip is weak engagement bait.
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Andre "Free Palestine" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ngl I thought this was Erika Kirk
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Andre "Free Palestine" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I didn't need to know what species Liberty Biberty is but I am at peace to know he is not allowed to get a fresh Costco hotdog.
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Andre "Free Palestine" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Guaranteed the other parents signing the dropoff/pickup sheet think I'm mentally handicapped based on my handwriting. My handwriting was never good to begin with but the Navy makes you relearn how to write "their way" and it fucked it into oblivion.
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Andre "Free Palestine" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't ever want to hear a Republican say anything about "protecting children" ever again. I will punch you straight in the mouth.
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Andre "Free Palestine" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well well well. The blowjob brothers I presume.
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Andre "Free Palestine" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Uh it says "people born with any of several sex characteristics" which directly contradicts the OP saying they developed intersex as a symptom of their PMOS. You have the reading comprehension of a half eaten ham sandwich.
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Andre "Free Palestine" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Obviously it would be very easy for a child to walk into a liquor store, select one of these from the shelves, provide the correct amount of money and a valid ID and end up drunk in kindergarten.
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Andre "Free Palestine" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bill Hader in Hot Rod saying "That shatters my entire universe"
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Andre "Free Palestine" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'd rather be a tankie than whatever the fuck this dumbass is.
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Andre "Free Palestine" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The HF incident was the result of agents put into an ExploitGym. That's like putting a snake in a box of mice and being like "well I didn't MAKE the snake eat them"
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Bubsy Wubsy, Esq. 🇵🇸 @vonryansexpress.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Plus there was the whole “trying to force himself into community ICE watch groupchats & allegedly outing honeypot counter-ops” thing. I’m really tired of this site treating this cherubic middle-aged centrist quant as some paragon of progressive thought.
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Andre "Free Palestine" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Alright so the story goes like this My wife and I had a roommate who would occasionally get random drugs while he was out panhandling around town. He gave me an unlabeled bottle of capsules and told me they were 10mgs a piece. So naturally I took 2 of them. Started getting these nasty burps
A picture of me higher than god. Eyes half open glazed over and red.
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Andre "Free Palestine" East @iveseenfootage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey I don't usually show my face on this account I may have in the past I can't remember. Anyway this is a one time offer that expires in 3 hours. If any of y'all wanna see what I looked like at the absolute highest I've ever been in my life: Tell me in the comments. P.S. it's unflattering like:
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Chill Meme: Cartoon Man Blinking
Alt: Chill Meme: Cartoon Man Blinking
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