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MrsDSalinger

@mrsdsalinger.bsky.social
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Poet of profanity. World-class overthinker. Zoo keeper to two feral children and one partially housebroken husband.

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Jason Collette @jasoncollette.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My recap of tonight's game is up www.draysbay.com/tampa-bay-ra...
the 1000 yard stare
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MrsDSalinger @mrsdsalinger.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
A beautiful piece written by @justinmasonfwfb.bsky.social, talking about loss, grief, and what helped him along the way.
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FanGraphs Baseball @fangraphs.com · 06/04/2026
RotoGraphs: The Sleeper and the Bust Episode: 1493 – Early Velocity and Bat Speed Risers fantasy.fangraphs.com/the-sleeper-...
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The Sleeper and the Bust Episode: 1493 – Early Velocity and Bat Speed Risers
Paul and Justin cover the biggest risers in velocity and bat speed early into the season to see if there’s anything to the surge…
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MrsDSalinger @mrsdsalinger.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Algorithms are a lot like relationships and attitudes. You get what you put into them. Be intentional with who or what you spend your time on, and you will see those choices reflected at you. These are symbiotic interactions, and you play a role in their direction and impact.
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Your favorite game show host @samfbb1.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
More pictures from #toutwars social event tonight. @jeff-erickson.bsky.social @justinmasonfwfb.bsky.social @mrsdsalinger.bsky.social @brittonallan.bsky.social @frankstampfl.bsky.social
Toutwars get together with dudes in a bar. ToutWars with Sam’s friends. Sam and Britton Sam and Frank
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Your favorite game show host @samfbb1.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Lunch at Virgil’s after the drafts this morning. @mrsdsalinger.bsky.social @justinmasonfwfb.bsky.social @baseballthings.bsky.social @dougdennis.bsky.social
Sam and the crew.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
The abject terror of looking ahead to like 8-9 super busy weekends in a row
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"Le Chonk" @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 02/11/2025
this whole article is absolutely gorgeous. pure poetry all the way through.
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MrsDSalinger @mrsdsalinger.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Ok... maybe I can give that a shot. If I'm in the right mindset.
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MrsDSalinger @mrsdsalinger.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I haven't been around much, so I missed this. I'm so tempted to watch this, based on your review, but I'm a big baby when it comes to horror.
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MrsDSalinger @mrsdsalinger.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I'm not on social media very often these days, so it took an impersonator to bring me back. Hope everyone is doing well!
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a man says just when i thought i was out in a kitchen
ALT: a man says just when i thought i was out in a kitchen
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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Not sure if baseball or urban planning-
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MrsDSalinger @mrsdsalinger.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Thank you to everyone who reported the imposter. They have been banished, since...
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MrsDSalinger @mrsdsalinger.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I feel like I should be embarrassed that that sounds very on brand for me, but I'm not. I'm too busy laughing!
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a woman wearing a suit and a blue shirt is looking at the camera
ALT: a woman wearing a suit and a blue shirt is looking at the camera
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MrsDSalinger @mrsdsalinger.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
That was a clue right there... the real me is much wittier.
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MrsDSalinger @mrsdsalinger.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I'm afraid they'll be sorely disappointed.
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MrsDSalinger @mrsdsalinger.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I'm definitely the cooler and more fun MrsD!
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MrsDSalinger @mrsdsalinger.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I'm glad you saw this then! What did the DM say?
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MrsDSalinger @mrsdsalinger.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
That one was fun to watch!
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MrsDSalinger @mrsdsalinger.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Thank you! Hope you're enjoying the playoffs!
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MrsDSalinger @mrsdsalinger.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
That account would have been very disappointing for those who know me.
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MrsDSalinger @mrsdsalinger.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Thank you! I reported them after I received a message informing me about it. People are weird.
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MrsDSalinger @mrsdsalinger.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
1. This is not me. 2. Why would someone want to impersonate ME?
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MrsDSalinger @mrsdsalinger.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Me: Since the kids are gone for the night, what do you want to do for dinner? Husband: I don’t know. What can’t we eat when the kids are around… pussy?
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a woman says that 's my man in front of her face
ALT: a woman says that 's my man in front of her face
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
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scott pianowski @pianow.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
This is a pretty fun baseball question. What Cy Young winner had the highest WHIP in his award season, and what was that number? Modern era. Starting pitcher.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
These feel-good stories always have a tinge of: Why was he an Uber driver? Because minor league baseball doesn't pay a living wage?
Former Uber driver makes the Yankees roster. How does he get to the ballpark on Opening Day? Yep, an Uber.
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Dan Strafford (former fame seeker) @dstrafford.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Allow me to reintroduce myself... #MLB #DFS opening day look at the 9 game slate. youtu.be/IIESxYv4888
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MLB DFS - Opening Day 03/27/2025 - The Dish
YouTube video by Dan Strafford
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
In 1862, a Union soldier found cigars wrapped in a piece of paper in a field of clover. The paper was a copy of Confederate Gen. Lee's invasion orders. The Southern sloppiness helped the Union stop Lee at Antietam. It's unknown who lost the orders in the field, or if he was related to Pete Hegseth.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Started/going
Tanner Bibee eats chipotle Tanner Bibee has food poisoning
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Peter Labuza @labuzamovies.com · 27/03/2025
BASEBALL HYPE VIDEO THREAD! As teams drop their official team hype video, I'm throwing them here. FIRST UP: Your Baltimore Orioles.
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Meg Rowley @megrowler.fangraphs.com · 27/03/2025
As we wait for first pitch, I hope you'll consider a FanGraphs Membership. Being a Member comes with a bunch of great benefits, and it's the best way to both experience the site and support our work. We can't wait to watch this season with you!
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MrsDSalinger @mrsdsalinger.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Happy Opening Day to all who celebrate! #PlayBall #GoGiants #SFGiants #NothingLikeIt
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Someday people will look back on all this, if we're lucky.
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Pitch Mr. Perfect @michaelwaterloo.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Big, if true.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
THERAPIST: and what do we do with those negative emotions when they get to be too much? ME: put them in my feelings wallet so l can buy books and cheese with them THERAPIST: what? ME: what?
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John Bosch @johnbosch.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
thank you to @allanhepworth.bsky.social for the awesome US map of #SFB15 live drafts good chance there is one that is worth a day trip in your area fill out the interest form and let us know where you want to draft
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Sara Sanchez @bcbsara.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
It's the most wonderful day of the year 😍
A screenshot of a Peanuts cartoon where Charlie Brown can't sleep and wakes up to a baseball sun
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MrsDSalinger @mrsdsalinger.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
How's that? 😘
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MrsDSalinger @mrsdsalinger.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I still get chills.
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MrsDSalinger @mrsdsalinger.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
In your circle of friends, it is. Sort of.
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MrsDSalinger @mrsdsalinger.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
My Baseball Eve tradition. #SFGiants www.youtube.com/watch?v=pol8...
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SF Giants: Best Moments of the 2010s
YouTube video by San Francisco Giants
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MrsDSalinger @mrsdsalinger.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
This is a Gen X fidget toy.
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MrsDSalinger @mrsdsalinger.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Last night, I had a dream that we found a large storage space at the house and were able to fit all of our stuff, in case anyone wants to know the state of my fantasies these days. 
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Rex Chapman @rexchapman.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
RIP Gene Hackman…
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MrsDSalinger @mrsdsalinger.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I will, and I hope you'll do the same.
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MrsDSalinger @mrsdsalinger.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Thank you for telling me that. It was amazing how many things we had in common and I'm grateful we got to support each other through some of the challenges we faced over the past few years, even just through venting. Please let us know if there's anything we can do for you.
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MrsDSalinger @mrsdsalinger.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I’m so very sorry, Kristin. My heart goes out to the both of you. I’m so glad that I got a chance to know him, even if it was just a small bit. His kindness and sarcasm will be missed and never forgotten.
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MrsDSalinger @mrsdsalinger.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I’m going to miss talking with him so much. ❤️
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MrsDSalinger @mrsdsalinger.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I've been thinking of you both every day.
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