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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 5h
i get like 1000 emails every day and i'm sorry, the little gemini workflow thing that flags the one i actually need to give a shit about or require real follow up is _really fucking useful_
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 5h
ben rice, that's the skeet
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 7h
I am always torn between trying to teach my kid to drink water all of the time and just admitting "yeah, we made water taste good with no downsides, fuck it kid, have a strawberry water" news.liverpool.ac.uk/2026/09/29/m...
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Major trial examines no-sugar sweetened soft drinks - University of Liverpool News
Major trial examines no-sugar sweetened soft drinks
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 7h
@cooperlund.online news.liverpool.ac.uk/2026/09/29/m... Diet sodas stay winning
news.liverpool.ac.uk
Major trial examines no-sugar sweetened soft drinks - University of Liverpool News
Major trial examines no-sugar sweetened soft drinks
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 7h
the session musicians on the ms rachel album were absolutely jamming out
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 7h
this is terrible
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 7h
Are you joining the meeting? It's a Teembo. Oh wait it's literally a Slump Cuddle. It's on Zuump. It's a Zuump Meeting. Are you in the waiting room on Zuump? They're waiting for you on Zuump. Log into Zuump right now. You can Zuump it with AI assistant. Zuump has the transcript for you.
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 8h
Crushing the license plate game on my 6 mile trip to work from Salem today: Wisconsin, Maine, New Hampshire, Quebec, Kentucky, Iowa, New York (yellow), New York (white), Florida, Connecticut, California, Ohio, Virginia, Virginia (temporary), Colorado & Maryland It's not even October yet.
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 29/09/2026
i think its extremely rude that i have chorus tonight during the wild card game.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*mid-eulogy, looking down at casket* you’ve read your last free article
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 28/09/2026
I am a big believer in Ms Rachel the Future President, why the fuck is she wading into making stupid opinions about true crime???
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 28/09/2026
Jazz, Vlad, and Bo all had basically the worst seasons of their careers at 28, 27, and 28 years old. Kind of hard to tease that out of the data, but has anything like that ever happened before? 3 top-50 players from the year before all in their physical prime?
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george 💿 @deejaygeejaygee.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 26/09/2026
One of the other dads at toddler Gymnastics was wearing a Trogdor shirt. I did not open that Pandora's box.
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 23/09/2026
Took 4 y/o out of preschool for a dentist appointment. He asked if his teachers were crying because he left 🙄
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 23/09/2026
finally watching the false berlin episode
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Rose @cateille.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
links!!
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 22/09/2026
can someone invent and AI that will memorize all of my chorus music for me, like in my brain. tia.
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 21/09/2026
Not a week has gone by in over 30 years that I haven't heard Reptar on Ice in my head
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 20/09/2026
This kids book is insane, why does this exist?
Kids picture book Gremlins 2: the new batch, gizmo to the rescue
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
it’s batman day
a tweet by me from 1/6/2018 11:03 AM that became a meme apparently 

ROBIN: the batmobile won’t start
BATMAN: check the battery 
ROBIN: what’s a tery
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Guillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid · 20/09/2026
💀
tanya
@Tanya_Sabrinaaa
me: there's two wolves inside of me
kash patel: you're hired
16:11 • 9/18/26 • 541K Views
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 18/09/2026
If you point this out, a few conservatives have tried to rebut "you'd think the left would WANT people driving less/eating less meat" which is a really pathetic attempt. They're out of juice.
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 18/09/2026
This may be worth the 2 year fee (I wouldn't renew) when our EV arrives
MA vanity plate that says it's available. Plate reads HORMUZ
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 17/09/2026
bears, daddies, twinks, we have all types here in salem.
Facebook group question from "Salem Travel Tips & Advice." This might sound stupid, but are there bears walking around in Salem?
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: CEASAR SALAD SPILL COCKPIT Area: Buffalo, NY, USA Type: Airbus A330-300 A: #af7505a45d8 F: #ff9a85a4bde
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 17/09/2026
it should be legal to chain smoke marijuana if you are working from home, even on camera
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 17/09/2026
i am rolling into 40 at my absolute peak all around, so yes
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phylan @phylan.website · 17/09/2026
sorry, credit card expired. and I don't read my email anymore. Funcooker.fun and bozo.watch are now BACK baby
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 17/09/2026
Reading The Classics with the 4 y/o, his whole class is obsessed with Ea-nāṣir
Complaint to Ea-nāṣir tablet
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 15/09/2026
An awkward episode of Doug where he finds himself opening for Ed Sheeran
Screenshot from the Nicktoon "Doug" with Skeeter, Doug, and Bebe in big white suits from a fantasy where they're a hit music group with a hit song called "think big" 

no i did not need to look any of this up, i am very healthy
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 15/09/2026
Sheeran had the chance to call their bluff. Dare Kraft & Co. to pay them whatever penalty the contract stipulates & lose 100% of the concert revenue WAY too late to rebook. Now he's at risk of being the one unable to perform & probably having to pay HIS OWN penalty. Tremendous unforced own goal.
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 15/09/2026
I would be 200% more sympathetic to "i'm just a small boy and its my birthday" small business owners using AI if they just hit regenerate until they got a decent looking burger. it's not JUST using AI (a lot of it is though), it's being too fucking lazy to type "that burger looks like shit, redo"
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A friend of mine works in AI and thinks bad things are about to happen. He sold his home and moved his family out the country. He said that if you own a home in a walkable San Francisco neighborhood near a taqueria with good veggie options, you should sell your home for super cheap right now.
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 15/09/2026
Are you in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you? Meme text
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 15/09/2026
Well they went up in price from when I first started looking (my bad) but we took the plunge on a little EV yesterday to take out the beater ICE car.
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 15/09/2026
Turns out the boring ad safe overly cautious "no further left than Jon Stewart" media ecosystem was surprisingly load bearing.
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 14/09/2026
oops
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
if you give up your morality in pursuit of power why the fuck should i trust you in power
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 14/09/2026
whenever i am forced to type it or acknowledge it, i wonder if the chatgpt people ever curse themselves for having the shittiest name out of all of the stupid AI products.
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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 14/09/2026
btw Kanye did a song Heil Hitler and no one stepped in to oppose his tour(s), which is ongoing. In fact, Kanye is scheduled to perform at one of the stadiums Macklemore has been stopped from being at.
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 14/09/2026
MA has a used EV incentive program and the income limits require you to make well under the median income for married couples. What is the point of this program? Getting ICE cars off the road has a value way higher than $3500 to the state.
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 13/09/2026
oh my god ive never seen the sad walmart 9/11 pins before
Crying walmart smiley face pin with a banner that says September 11, 2001
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 13/09/2026
Trying to buy a used car again and 3 in a row have all sold within 24 hours.
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 13/09/2026
oh my god ive never seen the sad walmart 9/11 pins before
Crying walmart smiley face pin with a banner that says September 11, 2001
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Chris Camposeo @chriscampy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I am fucking wheezing right now
The Three Stooges official account honoring 9/11
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