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xie, that guy from 2007

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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 02/10/2026
they aren't multiplying but they are steadily adding to their ranks
another julie spam account
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 02/10/2026
Breakout Song alert. I've always known it was a huge bop. They gave it a calypso beat and a better bridge and it's awesome.
Ms Rachel Spotify streams showing I love a rainbow has 1.3 million more than I'm so happy
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 01/10/2026
One of the local businesses probably messed up their prompt and got a menu item called "close-up empanadas"
Crappy AI generated food and menu for halloween by a restaurant. The food looks weird (yellow chunks in the empanadas) but they mistyped the prompt and appear to be selling "close up empanadas" instead of a close up picture of empanadas. To be fair the AI slop picture is pretty close up.
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 01/10/2026
www.youtube.com/shorts/xNZab...
Another bot named Julie following me
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 01/10/2026
rubbing into face meme
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 30/09/2026
some bot is stuck on julie this morning
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 29/09/2026
this is the precise intersection between the two
dennis the menace scene where he force feeds christopher lloyd the beans
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 21/09/2026
every time i think about increasing the complexity (even just making it a Win11 LTSC box in the basement) I think about having to troubleshoot it when my mom can't watch the big bang theory at 11:30om
Midwit meme with the "dumb" and "smart" options both being just run plex.exe
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 20/09/2026
This kids book is insane, why does this exist?
Kids picture book Gremlins 2: the new batch, gizmo to the rescue
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 18/09/2026
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 18/09/2026
This may be worth the 2 year fee (I wouldn't renew) when our EV arrives
MA vanity plate that says it's available. Plate reads HORMUZ
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 18/09/2026
they updated it to october 21 for some reason
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 17/09/2026
bears, daddies, twinks, we have all types here in salem.
Facebook group question from "Salem Travel Tips & Advice." This might sound stupid, but are there bears walking around in Salem?
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 17/09/2026
Reading The Classics with the 4 y/o, his whole class is obsessed with Ea-nāṣir
Complaint to Ea-nāṣir tablet
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 15/09/2026
An awkward episode of Doug where he finds himself opening for Ed Sheeran
Screenshot from the Nicktoon "Doug" with Skeeter, Doug, and Bebe in big white suits from a fantasy where they're a hit music group with a hit song called "think big" 

no i did not need to look any of this up, i am very healthy
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 15/09/2026
I really think some of the problem is trying to one shot the entire poster instead of individually doing the food items. gemini can make really fucking good/convincing images of this stuff. this is just one shot
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 15/09/2026
Are you in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you? Meme text
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 15/09/2026
Are you in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you? Meme text
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 13/09/2026
oh my god ive never seen the sad walmart 9/11 pins before
Crying walmart smiley face pin with a banner that says September 11, 2001
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 10/09/2026
Why are people acting like the Extremely Dumb and Never Going to Happen Trump $5000 check thing is illegal?
Want a 2000 dollar check? Vote warnock ad from 2022
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 10/09/2026
No
Want a 2000 dollar check? Vote Warnock ad
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 08/09/2026
feelings from a 20 year enjoyer of OOT speedruns
GTA San Andreas "Ah shit, here we go again." Meme
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 08/09/2026
the kids are calling this move the spocker
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 06/09/2026
Is that good?
My neighbors house with a giant hornets nest on the side
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 03/09/2026
also the little hibachi places in nyc should exist everywhere. i don't know why sarku japan isn't everywhere and is mostly in malls, shit's incredible & has been for 30 years.
Ichi Hibachi restaurant inside, picture of a person cooking behind the counter, taken from the little table seating in the corner.
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 02/09/2026
ground floor of an absolutely iconic image dropping
A spirit halloween banner over a storefront being covered by an even larger spirit halloween banner
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 01/09/2026
I'm doing my part. 🫡 Hopefully the last time I see this clown's name on a ballot.
MA primary ballot for markey and not Seth Moulton
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 27/08/2026
Iconic use of anti depressants
A box of zyban being used to support a heavy NVIDIA RTX GPU inside an otherwise neat, white PC case.
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 26/08/2026
When my bike failed at 20mph and I flipped over the bars & woke up in an ambulance I sure was grateful someone modeled habitual helmet wearing for me. You guys are lost in the sauce on this one. Helmet uptake in our lifetimes in Denmark is also up massively. www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 25/08/2026
hoping to join this exclusive club soon (console players)
Old PC vs Console gaming ad for 3dfx 3d cards. It says on a CRT TV "There are two kinds of gamers in this world. The ones who still play on consoles. And the ones who've actually seen breasts."
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 21/08/2026
This post has aged me 200 years
Someone asking if this bobs burgers episode is referencing a movie. It's a clear and iconic reference to terminator 2, the fence and playground scene
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 19/08/2026
The child wandering the blueberry fields in Maine
Far away shot of a 4 year old frolicking in a blueberry fields during sunset
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 16/08/2026
They saw your bad posts and have been dispatched
A van that says BluSky 24/7 Emergency Response
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 14/08/2026
pretty damning that all of the "spend time with his family" talk was so hollow he invented a weird fiction about how he's actually doing the right thing by his kids by going back into a 70 hour a week job instead of being around for them.
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 14/08/2026
I volunteer to help with returning student move in on campus, and every year I show up and lecture the res life kids about needing sunscreen & drag out a huge bottle.
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 13/08/2026
in 2017 i made the most correct political observation of our time, one that rings more true today than ever. it's called "goatse theory," and it states that liberals and conservatives will always come together to expose this country's gaping ass.
Goatse theory of politics. The liberals and conservatives come together to expose america's gaping hole.
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 13/08/2026
ive been on this beat for 9 years now, kill me
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 13/08/2026
Zenni has 7 frames that I am allowed to choose from :(
Rocko from rockos modern life wearing the ridiculous glasses that his insurance would cover
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 11/08/2026
Lunchtime walk - Tis the mother fucking season (before the students return)
Beautiful beach along the eastern Massachusetts shore line north of Boston
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 09/08/2026
i keep saying it over and over, shes going to be the president
Black owner of a coffee business says "I've never had a white person stand for me... thank you for standing up for ALL of us! Can I send you some coffee as a thank you?"

Ms Rachel replies: My friend. I bought a thousand dollars of your coffee to enjoy and give to friends. I'm excited to try it. I love coffee. Your kind words are the best gift.
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 06/08/2026
It's the shirtless guys out in LF
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 06/08/2026
Stands emptied with that last shower
Umbrella and outstretched legs in the stands at Yankee stadium
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 06/08/2026
Mmmm leftover hibachi
Hibachi leftovers at Yankee stadium
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 05/08/2026
People have been coming up to me all day saying what a good question it was
Soothing rubbing on skin meme from the mid 2000s
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 01/08/2026
My "leave trans kids alone" shirt actually raises no further questions, just read the shirt
Me, Bluesky user Mr Penus wearing a purple shirt and looking - some would say - incredibly vibrant and youthful. Many, in fact would say that. The shirt is purple, has a white cat on it and the cat is yelling Leave Trans Kids Alone
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 31/07/2026
The magic stuff that lets you reseal the cookie package
An open Oreo package with the somehow magical not sticky resealable side visible.
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 23/07/2026
US planes will drop millions of bluetooth speakers into Iran, finally bringing the beloved hip hop group to the Iranian people.
The music group Massive Attack
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 23/07/2026
Must have been fun growing up in the South Park era for this guy
Minor league baseball prospect Eric Hartman
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 16/07/2026
I dont know what you can do to combat the fact that most people's world is incomprehensibly small. They know about 30 people and base their entire worldview around it. It seems very hard to fix, the internet exists, we have the ability to learn from other's experiences.
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xie, that guy from 2007 @mrpen.us · 15/07/2026
This morning's Paradol Ex / Stancil discourse
I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this meme
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