Mark Potts @mrmarkpotts.com · 26/11/2025Been a while since I’ve posted. Sorry. Thanksgiving turkey? Not a fan. 240
Mark Potts @mrmarkpotts.com · 07/08/2025I think Oasis is using Petzval lenses for concert footage which leading me to probably buying a Petzval lens for something, I don’t know what. 030
Mark Potts @mrmarkpotts.com · 11/07/2025Hey @jamesgunn.bsky.social please cast me as the Daily Planet video journalist always asking Jimmy to do reporter video. 020
Mark Potts @mrmarkpotts.com · 06/03/2025I’m aging and balding and it isn’t fair that I’m not getting better looking like Jude Law is while doing both. 010
Mark Potts @mrmarkpotts.com · 20/12/2024You know you can like different Supermen at the same time, right? Like, you aren’t restricted to liking only one Superman. You can like as many as you want. George Washington invented America so you had that right. 050
Mark Potts @mrmarkpotts.com · 10/12/2024Hmm. Opened Bluesky and I haven’t seen someone die violently in a few minutes. Different place! 050
Mark Potts @mrmarkpotts.com · 14/11/2024I’m not telling people I’m tired, but there will be signs. 000
Mark Potts @mrmarkpotts.com · 29/06/2023This alt headline is amazing and I wish the LA Times stopped stunting excellence like this. 011
Mark Potts @mrmarkpotts.com · 16/06/2023I don’t like to brag, but Spider-Man chilled on my couch tonight eating strawberries. 020
Mark Potts @mrmarkpotts.com · 09/06/2023In high school I had a box full of secrets (nudie mags) and my dad found it when cleaning out the closet and he just asked if I wanted to keep it and I said no and he said he wouldn’t tell my mom and that was it. True bro moment. Anyway, I get what Trump is going through. 010
Mark Potts @mrmarkpotts.com · 31/05/2023Washed my AirPods. Now they are broken. Why do bad things happen to dumb fucking idiots like me? 000
Reposted by Mark Pottsandy™ @andylevy.net · 29/05/2023i say this as someone who doesn’t care about succession: we lost something when we normalized not caring about spoling shit for other people 1614024
Mark Potts @mrmarkpotts.com · 28/05/2023The worst thing about this app for me is I don’t have enough co-workers on here to see me shit talk work and passive aggresively say it’s driving me to a dark place for them to maybe tell a boss there’s an issue and then a boss would reach out with concern and I know that’s childish but let me be. 000
Mark Potts @mrmarkpotts.com · 27/05/2023Does the new Little Mermaid reveal where their parts are? Been waiting for decades for the answer. 000
Mark Potts @mrmarkpotts.com · 25/05/2023The teacher in Cocomelon can get it and I don’t feel ashamed enough about that. 000
Reposted by Mark PottsᗩTᒪᗩS TᗩᒪOS 🌈 @atlastalos.bsky.social · 20/05/2023alright, fuck it. anybody who follows and shares this post gets a free sketch. let's see how dumb this idea is. 60312287
Mark Potts @mrmarkpotts.com · 19/05/2023For the Los Angeles Times, I went to stunt driving school so I could learn some sweet tricks and get in the next “Fast and Furious” movie. Let me join the family, cowards.latimes.comA Times reporter gets a lesson in stunt driving. Next stop: 'Fast & Furious 11'?Vin Diesel, take note: Mark Potts can now do a 180-degree spin. He's ready to join the family. 000
Mark Potts @mrmarkpotts.com · 16/05/2023Having not watch Succession, I’m very confused about what’s happening this season. 000
Mark Potts @mrmarkpotts.com · 16/05/2023Do people know that Midol is the absolute best thing for muscle pain? I’ve stolen all my wife’s and I feel bad. Not physically bad, though. 010
Mark Potts @mrmarkpotts.com · 13/05/2023I didn’t buy a pair of shoes this morning. Instead, I paid off some credit card debt. I’m not saying I’m a hero, but it’ll make me feel better if someone calls me a hero. 000
Mark Potts @mrmarkpotts.com · 13/05/2023How cool would it be if I were cast in the next Fast and Furious movie? Let’s start that campaign. How funny would that be? So funny. Let’s all just push this. Lol. I’m sorry, it’s Friday and I’m home alone with my children. 000
Reposted by Mark Pottsamelia "rem" jane @handle.invalid · 10/05/2023me with 1 bluesky notification vs me with 20 bluesky notifications 514627
Mark Potts @mrmarkpotts.com · 07/05/2023Me: I just wish my boss would recognize my work and tell me good job. Boss: Hey, Mark. Good job with all the work! Me: WTF do they know? So annoying. 000
Reposted by Mark PottsGirlFart @girlfart.bsky.social · 05/05/2023Fuck yeah, finally Friday! Just gotta do that exact same week again for another 50 years until I’m dead. 😎 0195
Mark Potts @mrmarkpotts.com · 06/05/2023Trying to compliment my wife by telling her she has a nice “poop pad” and she didn’t appreciate it. I don’t understand women. 000
Mark Potts @mrmarkpotts.com · 05/05/2023I found myself listening to Something Corporate today and wondering if I’ll be embarrassed if I let me son know I liked it. Or anyone. 000
Mark Potts @mrmarkpotts.com · 04/05/2023Want my skeets to do better. How do I apply slurp juices to them? 000
Reposted by Mark Pottsonion person @junlper.beer · 03/05/2023they should make an ai that makes my wife come back to me. that previously left me over wokeness 119416
Mark Potts @mrmarkpotts.com · 03/05/2023I just want to be super popular on here and loved and laugh with everyone is that so much to ask? 000
Mark Potts @mrmarkpotts.com · 02/05/2023Disappointed @scottwampler.bsky.social didn’t post his sexy Thanos painting on here already. 010
Mark Potts @mrmarkpotts.com · 29/04/2023“Who wrote this shit?”Delroy Lindo said while laughing at a question I wrote for him. Honestly, very proud. 010
Reposted by Mark Pottsslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 29/04/2023went over to twitter to get the last of my things and elon was just eating cereal out of a frying pan 21807204
Mark Potts @mrmarkpotts.com · 29/04/2023If I don’t make it out of this ER tonight, know I went out doing what I love: skeeting. 000
Mark Potts @mrmarkpotts.com · 29/04/2023The ER took a lot of blood and while I understand it, I feel like I should get it back. It’s my blood. Give it back when you’re done. I don’t pay you to keep it. 100
Mark Potts @mrmarkpotts.com · 29/04/2023A lot of people I work with want time to invite them, but I want to shit talk work and they’ll cramp my style. Tough decision. 000
