Reposted by GirlFartWanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 03/07/2023Elon Musk has passed away. The South African billionaire tech magnate and pedophile was 52 years old. He is survived by an amount of children, some of whom were believed to still speak with him. 401151167
GirlFart @girlfart.bsky.social · 31/05/2023Can we get a few token ham faced guys with punisher profile pics to reply to my posts on here. Would make me feel more at home… 020
GirlFart @girlfart.bsky.social · 30/05/2023I will eat a raw burger to avoid conflict with the server, my wife will do mortal combat over a soft banana in our grocery order. Perfect match. 020
GirlFart @girlfart.bsky.social · 25/05/2023My mom never put my macaroni arts on the fridge, THAT is why I tack all the mice my cat kills to the bulletin board. Not going to explain this again. #catdad 030
GirlFart @girlfart.bsky.social · 24/05/2023I’M NOT DOING THE METAVERSE, K? I’m trying to have real experiences and connections, in the world (of Warcraft). Not going to say this again. 020
GirlFart @girlfart.bsky.social · 23/05/2023Falling down the stairs to *feel* something again #humor 010
GirlFart @girlfart.bsky.social · 23/05/2023Say what you will about Truth social, but I haven’t seen this kind of thing on here… 040
GirlFart @girlfart.bsky.social · 22/05/2023The way the movie E.T. portrays the US government is so unrealistic. They would’ve euthanized him immediately. 020
GirlFart @girlfart.bsky.social · 20/05/2023Can we normalize being a cartoon wolf seeing a pretty lady and my eyeballs popping out and my tongue rolling across the table again? 030
GirlFart @girlfart.bsky.social · 19/05/202390% chance that when I die it’ll be because I don’t want to bother anyone with having to look into my ass or at my balls. #humor 010
GirlFart @girlfart.bsky.social · 18/05/2023*salesman bangs on my head* “This model comes in two trim options; charismatic best friend, or diarrhea goblin.” 141
GirlFart @girlfart.bsky.social · 17/05/2023JFC what did Sam Altman, inventor of Chat GPT, say in those congressional hearings? 050
GirlFart @girlfart.bsky.social · 17/05/2023Subscribing to paramount+ with my last $5 to watch the new Sylvester Stallone reality tv show. 110
GirlFart @girlfart.bsky.social · 17/05/2023I’m the captain of this stuck boat. We are hauling an emergency shipment of dildos and fleshlights for the shortage on the east coast. Not so funny now is it? 120
Reposted by GirlFartITYSL memes 💦🥩 @ityslmemes.com · 17/05/2023CEO introducing the company’s full-time return-to-office policy: 0194
Reposted by GirlFartAnAngryOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 17/05/2023suckin on chilli dogs outside the Tastee Freez... 25514
GirlFart @girlfart.bsky.social · 16/05/2023Could’ve been a crab boat deck hand. Instead I’m stuck at this dead end job at the Chinese cum milking factory. (Machine maintenance) 210
GirlFart @girlfart.bsky.social · 15/05/2023When the wife is horny but she forgot my bedtime is 8:30 020
GirlFart @girlfart.bsky.social · 15/05/2023You think you’re having a bad week? I just woke up from 6 years in cryogenic hibernation and my tinder profile had Kanye as my favorite artist and Harvey Weinstein as my favorite Hollywood producer this whole time… 020
GirlFart @girlfart.bsky.social · 11/05/2023If they can do this to Austin Butler, imagine what they’ll do to you… 020
GirlFart @girlfart.bsky.social · 09/05/2023Pretty wild that Steven Crowder is a transphobic, family values guy, who missed the birth of his kids to get gender affirming top surgery and is now getting a divorce. 100
GirlFart @girlfart.bsky.social · 08/05/2023Me being bullied into deleting my post about Ted Kaczynski having some good ideas about technology being ruinous for society. 030
GirlFart @girlfart.bsky.social · 05/05/2023Fuck yeah, finally Friday! Just gotta do that exact same week again for another 50 years until I’m dead. 😎 0195
GirlFart @girlfart.bsky.social · 04/05/2023Breaking: Justice Antonin Scalia has just passed away from a parasitic fungus caused by an untreated prolapsed anus. Rest in peace, king 😎 020
Reposted by GirlFartStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 04/05/2023 39222
GirlFart @girlfart.bsky.social · 04/05/2023Being able to JO while working from home has increased productivity by 30% but bosses don’t want to hear it. 010
GirlFart @girlfart.bsky.social · 01/05/2023Mastered the art of being indispensable at work while doing almost no work… 010
GirlFart @girlfart.bsky.social · 30/04/2023Kind of sad my kids are never going to know the magic of finding a crusty porno mag under a bridge. 110
GirlFart @girlfart.bsky.social · 30/04/2023Don’t want to look back on my life regretting all the office supplies I didn’t steal. 000
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