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Just a wild cat. substack.com/@ocelot3?r=71i0az&utm_…

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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Periodic reminder that Charles Payne was charged with undisclosed payments for stock touting.
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Captchas are hitting right in the feels lately.
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
😭 @sunnycorax.bsky.social @tiggersdad.bsky.social @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social 😀
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This lawsuit from Apple against OpenAI is wild.
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I mean, not to tell anyone how to run his business, but when the CEO is on X telling vendors he's going to help them sue the LLC he's the CEO of, and then, you know, strips a bunch of wells out of that entity into an Alaska LLC for $10, seems like shareholders should know. But opinions vary.
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
lol in the past 2 months this company has done two name changes, swapped out execs, had the CEO arrested on charges of theft and organized crime, had some kind of "Stock Change", diluted shareholders by 22% with stock issuance, and has made no filings on OTC Markets whatsoever. #Murica $AZRH
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
There are few certainties in life. This is one of them.
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
You've all heard about the fountain of youth. But have you all heard about the magic oil wells that don't deplete?
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Jay Clayton is a walking dildo, but he's 1000 times better than Bill Pulte.
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
This dildo is a licensed RIA.
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
When your OTC filings forget to mention that, in addition to 4 Billion votes, your shares are convertible into 4 Billion common, representing 98.6% potential dilution, but you let it slip. Third image is old 2019 filing (prior to current crew getting the shell).
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I haven't commented much on this name, but it's like a DDoS attack of insanity. One of my fave stories is that one of the vendors this guy (allegedly) owes money to, stalked him to an "Allsups" store in Texas and beat the piss out of him next to the chips and Jack Links.
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
And the clown in the middle is Houston Wade, currently in jail for trying to lure and rape an 11 -year-old girl. www.kiro7.com/news/local/b...
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 02/06/2026
the guy doing the dildo slapping is "PP," aka "The Vape Ape," a pusher of the conspiracy theory that a series of children's books contain hidden messages insinuating that all defunct Bed Bath & Beyond shares will be reinstated and more valuable than NVIDIA. Pulte had him MCing much of this event
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 02/06/2026
the current director of national intelligence is a guy who two years ago received a trophy declaring he “Fucks Only The Young” at an (oddly dildo focused) event he organized dedicated to the conspiracy that Bed Bath and Beyond never actually went bankrupt
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Thankfully, it was a police sting and there wasn't an actual 11 year old involved with this scumbag. Screen grab from the reported body cam footage of the cops emptying the bag of tricks in the hotel room he rented. I got into it with him on X, The Everything App, as he was an $MMTLP pumper.
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Periodic reminder that Pulte ran events for meme stock idiot bagholders where people would pay money to watch dildos slapping each other with dildos. The image on the bottom here has a bonus dildo in the middle looking on - Houston Wade who is in the slammer for trying to lure and rape an 11 yr old.
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Sweet Moses.
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
There's a certain OTC shitco out there that is imploding. Many have pointed out real problems, but they've missed the good stuff. Really good stuff. One day I will elaborate. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
There's an earthquake in the $MMTLP Baggie community. Looks like Rep. Thomas Massie started banging one of the nutjobs that were harrassing members of Congress, and now she's accusing him of shenanigans right before his primary vote.
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Ocelot @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The craziest part of this story is how Massie’s accuser was one of the most notable $MMAT and $MMTLP pumpers/promoters leading up to the spinout. Really can’t make it up. www.axios.com/2026/05/13/t...
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Thomas Massie's ex accuses him of hush money offer
"You're not going to make a difference. Just walk away," she said Massie told her.
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Ocelot @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
New Substack on latest FINRA disciplinary action against Barclays for violations of Reg Sho: open.substack.com/pub/ocelot0/...
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Egregious Naked Short Selling or a Nothing-Burger?
A Quick Look at the Latest Barclays Disciplinary Action by FINRA for Reg Sho Violations
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Bloomberg News @bloomberg.com · 20/03/2026
Breaking: Elon Musk defrauded Twitter investors when he disparaged the company in 2022 in an effort to buy the social media platform for a lower price than his original $44 billion bid, a jury concluded
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Elon Musk Misled Twitter Investors Before 2022 Buyout, Jury Says
Elon Musk defrauded Twitter Inc. investors when he disparaged the company in 2022 in an effort to buy the social media platform for a lower price than his original $44 billion bid, a jury concluded.
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Hang this in the Louvre. @christayeh.bsky.social
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I have a whole list of uncompleted articles that I started but never got around to finishing. I only got as far as the title on this one, a few months back. @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social @sunnycorax.bsky.social @tiggersdad.bsky.social
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Ocelot @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Goobers must be a @keubiko.bsky.social Substack reader. Not good when even Goobs sees through it.🤣🤣🤣
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
New Substack: open.substack.com/pub/keubiko/...
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Nasdaq's Shame
How to rig an index to appease a billionaire
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
$MMTLP baggies in shambles (evergreen post). @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social @sunnycorax.bsky.social @tiggersdad.bsky.social
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Ocelot @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Probably best GIF yet
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a pigeon in a lab coat with a stethoscope around his neck
ALT: a pigeon in a lab coat with a stethoscope around his neck
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A Noisy Corax @sunnycorax.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
First clip from this week's Truth Be Told Baggie Travis creates an "AI app" that basically tells him he is an idiot. $AMC @keubiko.bsky.social youtu.be/11qUnlpVHrE
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Baggie Travis Creates AI Slop Cope
YouTube video by A Noisy Corax
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Ocelot @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Current state of the $MMAT bankruptcy. Clowns steering the ship. (Gemini nano banana is great but couldn’t get it to spell ‘bankruptcy’ correctly!) Sad. Ha!
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
This guy knows and respects his Canadian laws, it seems. @sunnycorax.bsky.social @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social @tiggersdad.bsky.social
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Ocelot @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
$AMC bondholders thank the common baggies. Sad. Ha! 🚀🚀🚀
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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
This is really all you need to know about cross country skiing.
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Ocelot @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
New Substack out: open.substack.com/pub/ocelot0/...
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How a Simple Misinterpretation of a FINRA Rule Fueled a Conspiracy Theory
A look at how a simple misinterpretation of a FINRA rule led thousands of investors into believing that FINRA broke their own rules.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 06/02/2026
JUST IN: Trump DELETES racist post depicting Barack and Michelle Obama as apes, blames a "White House staffer." Karoline Leavitt previously defended the post and criticized the public outcry as "fake outrage."
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Ocelot @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
The best thing about Bitcoin dropping this much is at least a few shitco’s have loans collateralized to their Bitcoin holdings and are having to paper hand right now 😭😭😭😭
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
When going activist on a company, it’s important to file 13Gs instead of 13Ds, especially when you own over 20% of an issuer. Then promise some additional activism on Twitter in the middle of liquidating the majority of your holdings. At least that’s what I would do. Nomsayin?
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two men are standing next to each other with the words alls were saying is nomsayin seemsayin
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
For no reason at all, I was thinking about Canadian securities laws that require a holder >10% of a class to issue a news release and file a SEDAR+ report immediately each time ownership decreases by 2%. Penalties can be severe, including disgorgement of "loss avoided". Shareholders could sue also.
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Ocelot @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Musk’s motion to dismiss SEC chagres over Twitter buyout denied www.courtlistener.com/docket/69544...
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Memorandum & Opinion – #32 in SECURITIES AND EXCHANGE COMMISSION v. MUSK (D.D.C., 1:25-cv-00105) – CourtListener.com
MEMORANDUM OPINION re the Defendant's [16] Motion to Strike and Dismiss. See the attached document for details. Signed by Judge Sparkle L. Sooknanan on 2/3/2026. (lcdl)
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Ocelot @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
True story- my baggie addiction started about this time 3 years ago. I was scrolling the ole Twitter like any typical day and I saw @keubiko.bsky.social posting about something I had never seen before- hundreds of rabid bag holders all with the same blue shield profile picture. Went from there!
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Ocelot @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
$QNTM Putting “Les Gro” into your schedule 13 after the stock has plummeted nearly 80% since your first schedule 13 is wild stuff🤣🤣🤣. More like “Les get bagged”.
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Ocelot @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Sad. Ha!
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Ocelot @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
New substack out! Thanks for helping me write this one, @platinumsparkles.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/ocelot0/...
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"MaNiPuLaSHon"
A look at what is really going on with issuers that are trading many multiples of their float in a single trading day.
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
The ONLY thing I miss about X is the baggies.
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Imagine trying to get your shitco off the ground, and before you even pull away from the departure gate you have thousands baggies from an unrelated POS that was canceled in 2022 suddenly hanging off your wings, blocking the cockpit windows, and getting sucked into the engines.
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Nice article for the MMTLP morons and a good follow open.substack.com/pub/ocelot0/... @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social
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A Path to Monetize Short Positions
How a company may be using their non trading status as a means to raise capital from short sellers.
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Ocelot @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Hey all, first Substack article is out. On the latest NBH/MMTLP S-1. ocelot0.substack.com/p/a-path-to-...
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A Path to Monetize Short Positions
How a company may be using their non trading status as a means to raise capital from short sellers.
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FT Alphaville @alphaville.ft.com · 12/01/2026
as.ft.com/r/f8b9127c-d...
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Bill Pulte: Agent of Chaos
[FREE TO READ] A closer look at the Trump administration’s energetic Mini-Me
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