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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Hold on. Didn’t Balogun get a red card against Bosnia? Or am I misremembering
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/06/2026
No One At Bar Aware World Cup Game Rerun From 2018
No One At Bar Aware World Cup Game Rerun From 2018
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Mike Long @mrlong.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The MHSAA state swim meet was in Michigan's pool and Michael Phelps was training in the other pool and was beating racing state champions while warming up
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Sean @flyingwalruss.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Celebrating the WNBA season opener by once again sharing my favorite sports graphic of all time.
A'JA WILSON IS THE 1ST ATHLETE IN SPORTS HISTORY TO HIT A GAME WINNER OVER A
MARRIED COUPLE 😧🔥
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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
2026 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎
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Mike Long @mrlong.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
They should use that money to pay baseball players to play baseball games then?
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Mike Long @mrlong.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I have two separate groups from high school I'm still extremely close with 20 years later
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Mike Long @mrlong.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
It's Paige getting off the train, forever and always
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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
still my favorite christmas post
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Dec 25, 2020
Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside
500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 25/12/2025
@pjayevans
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My dad is describing in great detail how he would kill the grinch while My mom is cooking breakfast for sixteen people.
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Mike Long @mrlong.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
The person on the larger vehicle is wrong 99% of the time, ergo on the street bikers are right 99% of the time and on the sidewalk bikes are wrong 99% if the time
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Mike Long @mrlong.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I'm going to feel bad for Orion Kerkering for about 1 hour and then laugh the entire rest of the off-season
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Freedom from kings. Freedom from fascism. Power to the people forever. ♥️ Happy Independence Day 🇺🇸
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Mike Long @mrlong.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
The world's most obvious hell yes to me
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Mike Long @mrlong.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I'm going to go weirder here and say it was actually Greg Maddux
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Mike Long @mrlong.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Something bad happened to the Phillies? Oh wow what a shame
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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
2025 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎 19. 🐎
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Mike Long @mrlong.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
We're gonna need a shitload of dimes
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Mike Long @mrlong.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I like to answer this 3 ways Best setting for a meal was at Maison MK in Marrakech the first night of our honeymoon Best service was on my bachelor party having oysters and absinthe at Maison Premiere in Brooklyn Best food was minibar in DC
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 13/04/2025
Western Michigan hockey alum John Saunders is looking down and smiling after their first national championship.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Western Michigan wins the first hockey national championship in school history
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Mike Long @mrlong.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I could apparently calculate batting average as a 5 year old, and learned how to read from AJC Braves recaps
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Mike Long @mrlong.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
God I feel this deep in my soul
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Feel like I need to go to the NFL Draft Combine sometime since it combines two of my favorite things, watching other people do weird exercises and shrimp cocktail.
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Mike Long @mrlong.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
The more interesting way to do this is to build one of each which is Culver's Burger Checkers fries McDonald's Coke
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Mike Long @mrlong.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Kincaid was worse than the Andrews drop omg
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Luvu staging consecutive dive bomb attempts and then getting the Stern Warning From Dad was easily the best part of this game
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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Accounting is incredibly boring. I'm here for dingers.
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Mike Long @mrlong.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I usually only notice national anthems when they are particularly bad, but that one was great?
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Mike Long @mrlong.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I think my biggest gripe here is that this is only possible because of a combination of two things (his contract is hard capped and he can pick who he signs with) that in concert make zero sense. Veteran Japanese players being considered amateurs is absurd
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Mike Long @mrlong.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
There has been exactly one product that I've waited for someone to open the case for me, as opposed to just leaving without it and going somewhere else, and baby formula is sort of a unique kind of need
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Mike Long @mrlong.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Absolute top shelf BOWNGGGG right there
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Mike Long @mrlong.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
One of the most unexpected things about parenthood for me was realizing that kids don't just grow up and inherently learn how to do things. Everything, including the tiniest minutiae, has to be taught
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Eephus Tosser @eephustosser.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
If you start watching Game 5 at 10:26:37, you can watch the ball drop in New York at midnight.
Aaron Judge dropping the ball in a crucial error during game five of the World Series.
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Mike Long @mrlong.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Carrots, which I've realized at this point there has to be some chemical aversion with me. They are heinous
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Does the Bob Dylan movie explain why he sings like that?
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Hector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · 22/12/2024
We need a moratorium on playoff elimination graphics featuring players and we should use photos of the owners instead. I’ve worked social for a decade and can guarantee you that a Cowboys ELIMINATED graphic is gonna hit exponentially better if it has Jerry Jones’ face.
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Mike Long @mrlong.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
God what a beautiful football play
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Mike Long @mrlong.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Mark Lemke or Jeff Blauser
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
"Sources also confirmed you kind of hurt his feelings"
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Mike Long @mrlong.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I would like to wish Matt Eberflus and Caleb Williams a very heartfelt Happy Thanksgiving lmaooooo
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Mike Long @mrlong.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Sewell lmaooooooooo I love that
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
that wineglass must be so fucking big
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Mike Long @mrlong.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
If the Phillies trade Alec Bohm to sign Alex Bregman I'm going to laugh for 1000 years
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
quit complaining about stores playing christmas music in november and start writing some thanksgiving songs. we wouldn’t be in this situation if thanksgiving had bangers
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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Seeing all my old friends on here again
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Haven’t seen a YouTube loser beat up on a cooked opponent like this since Trevor Bauer’s last Mexican League start
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Houston Astros @houstonastros.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
We can finally admit, yes we cheated.
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