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Luke Nyland

@mrllamatastic.bsky.social
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Reader and writer of things. Former GW retail goblin, current wage slave. Fan of diminutive bearded folk on square bases. Responds to 'hey you'. Achievement Unlocked: posted the first Dwarfs on the platform.

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Luke Nyland @mrllamatastic.bsky.social · 17m
I never got round to taking proper photos, but here's my biker Chaplain leading a squad against the green tide!
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Luke Nyland @mrllamatastic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My favourite part about eBay rescue Space Marines is stripping people's clumsy attempts at making them Ultramarines and turning them into proper Imperial Fists ✊️
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Luke Nyland @mrllamatastic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach?
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Dumb Robot Stuff @dumbrobotstuff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Armageddon Ancient I already have a few ancients so I tried to mix this one up by giving it a back standard with an impaled ork skull, inspired by one of the crusade ancient standard options, along with some extras like a stole and relic skull
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Kitbash Chaos @kitbash-chaos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My Mordheim witch hunters for NEMO. #mordheim #warhammer
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Luke Nyland @mrllamatastic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Depositing a Trubbish in memory of the Culver Square Fountain in Colchester which has been demolished to make room for *checks notes* absolutely nothing.
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Luke Nyland @mrllamatastic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*Opens up the fridge looking to spice up some scrambled eggs* 🎶Lady in redddddd... 🎵
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electriceve (ICantThinkEm) @electriceve.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
just a little old school warlock guy :3
An old school metal Eldar Warlock painted by me
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Luke Nyland @mrllamatastic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just acquired lots of nice things and dropped a sizeable stack of cash at the bread man at my local town market. It was a pain-ful experience.
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Zufos Fatebreaker @zufosfatebreaker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I needed 1 more Spirit Seer for my Ulthwe Wraith army and I'll be damned before I just use another of the same sculpt XD. So used the Warlock base and did my best. Bonus pic of him with his fellows. #Warhammer40k
Ulthwe Spirit Seer made from a WarlockUlthwe Spirit Seer made from a Warlock at different angles Ulthwe Spirit Seer's in a little group
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Luke Nyland @mrllamatastic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Like the sound of rolling for spells again in 40K! Hoping this is good for as and when they get round to my Ulthwé Space Wizards 🤞 www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articl...
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First look: Space Marines datasheets
Sternguard Veterans have every gun in new datasheet reveals from Codex: Space Marines.
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Luke Nyland @mrllamatastic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There's something at once delusional and condescending about McDonald's referring to its customers as "guests". Listen, we all now why we're here: to collectively swill at the trough of miscellany. It's not a hotel.
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curlyjo.bsky.social @curlyjo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Had a some great games of 3rd ed with @mrllamatastic.bsky.social, it just works so smoothly! I was a particular fan of our jump chaplains having mirror matches in murdering half the opponents army in game 1, then charging and instantly killing each other in game 2.
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On Point HQ @onpointhq.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Everything completed so far for my 40k second edition Ultramarines. Went full on 90s aesthetic and goblin green bases in June. No regrets 😀
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JewelKnightJess "R" Us 🎲🖌️🎮 @jewelknightjess.com · 11/09/2026
So I've been working on a Guilliman model for commission, but also... I finished the Ancient Venerable Interrogator Chaplain Redemptor Dreadnought. #warhammercommunity #new40k
A black 40k dreadnought festooned with gold trim and angelic imagery.  With plasma gun and a crozius.
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Luke Nyland @mrllamatastic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
*pleased space wizard noises*
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JewelKnightJess "R" Us 🎲🖌️🎮 @jewelknightjess.com · 09/09/2026
With thanks to @grumpykiltpin.bsky.social for printing me some bits and pieces, and the amazingly perfect timing of a client hooking me up with a Redemptor kit... Heres that Venerable/Chaplain dread that I've been dreaming about for a few months!
A huge Dreadnought festooned with Dark Angels imagery, with plasma cannon and giant crozius
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Fa-ghoul-tha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I think we should hold ourselves to a higher standard than calling the oesophagus the 'food pipe' in headlines.
Headline of 'Very hot drinks may damage the food pipe and increase cancer risk' with a photo of a hand reaching for a mug with steam coming off it
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Luke Nyland @mrllamatastic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Having to maintain composure while at work and asked to get the latest invoice from a provider.
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Luke Nyland @mrllamatastic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This little nugget of accurate pronunciation was tattooed on my brain at 13yrs old and has resulted in nearly 3 decades of people giving me funny looks when they hear it. BUT - it's fantastic to come across another learned scholar in the wild! 😄
An extract from Codex: Craftworld Eldar from Warhammer 40k 3rd Edition giving background information for the Saim-Hann CraftworldA focus on the extract which includes the text "Translator's note: Saim-Hann is  pronounced Sam Hine (not Same Han)"
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Tristan is painting spookily @tristanwelsh.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
WIP Gitarii #nerdlings
WIP Kitbashed Dominus with Gloomspite Gitz goblin head and moon staff. Painted with a red cloak and lots of metallics.
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Luke Nyland @mrllamatastic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Mrs Llama (borderline nocturnal) saw me getting things ready for breakfast last night and asked if I could hold off a bit in the morning so she could join in. Me for several hours this morning:
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Geordie @geordiecalgar.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ok, first items up. All new on sprue and prices include UK postage. More items in 🧵 and will be added to. Reposts very much appreciated 💙 2 x Beast-Skewer Killbow £20 each Breaka-Boss on Troggoth £30 Marshcrawla Sloggoth £30 Awakened Wyldwood £30
Two boxes of Beast-Skewer Killbows.A box containing one Breaka-Boss on Mirebrute Troggoth. A box containing one Marshcrawla Sloggoth. A box containing the Sylvaneth Awakened Wyldwood.
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Luke Nyland @mrllamatastic.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Plugging where plugging is due, this is the stuff: shop.instarpaint.com/product/wate... Also works to improve paint flow if you mix in a couple drops on your palette. There's also Extender+ which stops it drying out. I tried it out ~5yrs ago fully thinking it sounded like a scam, but it's great! 😄
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Water+ – INSTAR
INSTAR Water+ is a unique creation and only available through INSTAR. Once you use it, all other thinners become useless!
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Luke Nyland @mrllamatastic.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Last night I stayed up way too late wibbly-wobbling every paint I own, bringing them back to serviceable condition after so long sat still. Water+ from Instar has once again more than made its money back by resurrecting even borderline-crayon level paints!
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The Sigmarite Painter @sigmaritepainter.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Here is #Longbeard nr. 9 for the #Dwarfs from the #DwarfenMountainHolds of #KarazaKarak in #WarhammerFantasy / #WarhammerTheOldWorld. #WarhammerCommunity #PaintingWarhammer
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Luke Nyland @mrllamatastic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Enjoying a rare day off and sitting in a park re-re-reading my Big Black Book ahead of a Warhammer 40k 3rd Edition event I'm going to on Sunday. So much of this is still tattooed on my brain, so I think I'll be OK!
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C. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Television used to MEAN something in this country. 🧐
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Luke Nyland @mrllamatastic.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Mando: This Is The Way
ALT: Mando: This Is The Way
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Luke Nyland @mrllamatastic.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Some unfortunate person has accidentally left these in their Sainsbury's cart, but at least they have very good taste.
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Luke Nyland @mrllamatastic.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
In hobby news, I've managed to complete a Vindicator ready to let me down spectacularly at a 40k 3rd Ed event at the end of the month! 😅 Now seeing if I can sneak in a Land Raider Crusader for 11th with all this time on my hands.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
AI Guy Asks AI To Help Him Read Difficult Books
4 panel comic

Panel 1: Orange Guy holds up book and says “I’m gonna read a book”

Panel 2: Orange Guy looks at book cover and says “hmmmmm”

Panel 3: Orange Guy types a query into his phone

Panel 4: Close up on phone screen reveals AI responding with “a chocolate factory is a factory made of chocolate”
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Luke Nyland @mrllamatastic.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Post you from a different era in your life. Slim but thought he was fat. Saw the world, had no responsibilities, but didn't appreciate either. Boldly wore beaded necklaces.
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Luke Nyland @mrllamatastic.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Hanging out in Shoreditch, London today playing Pokémon GO. Earned a free coffee by catching imaginary creatures! What a nice day.
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Luke Nyland @mrllamatastic.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
@toolofparanoia.bsky.social This sort of writes itself 😄
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Darren Naish @tetzoo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Now published and with reader comments... tetzoo.com/blog/2026/8/... #DinoConUK @dinoconuk.bsky.social
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DinoCon 2026, a Giant Event at Hilton Birmingham Metropole — Tetrapod Zoology
Bigger, better… in fact, around twice the size of DinoCon 2025. Let’s discuss what happened at DinoCon 2026…
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Luke Nyland @mrllamatastic.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Had my first game of 40k 11th Ed on the weekend with the incomparable @nickbayton.bsky.social and had a thoroughly splendid time. The new terrain rules are KINDA reminiscent to ages past, but revising my 3rd Ed rulebook for an event at end of the month really highlights how simple things COULD be.
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Brawlcats @brawlcats.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 02/08/2026
It's a small thing, I know, but there really is a difference between "palate cleanser" and "palette cleanser," and also, while we are on the subject, "pallet cleanser," and it is worth making the distinction
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Luke Nyland @mrllamatastic.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I have not visited these hallowed halls since my injury last year, and lemme tell ya: I'm feeling some emotions. Looking forward to a weekend of hanging out, rolling dice and making silly noises with friends.
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Luke Nyland @mrllamatastic.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I attended the talk Darren gave on mesozoic marine reptiles and it really sparked a greater interest! I got the book while there and pestered the man himself for a scribble on it, which he obligingly did even though I was distracting him from more important things 😅
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It’s really starting to grind me down
The Barney/Moe’s Tavern meme

“Default AI features” Barney being kicked out
“Finding how to turn it all off in the settings” -satisfied Moe

Third panel Barney coming in behind “software update”
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Luke Nyland @mrllamatastic.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
@davehone.bsky.social do you have a recommendation for a general illustrated book listing various dinosaurs? One with more hits than misses on the accuracy front 😀
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Darren Naish @tetzoo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Massive, heartfelt thanks to everyone who attended #DinoConUK 2026, it was a huge success and we hope you enjoyed it :) Watch our website dinocon.co.uk and social account @dinoconuk.bsky.social for news on what happens next...
DinoCon 2026 banner in hotel lobby.Numerous people in DinoCon 2026 vendor hall. Packed lecture hall at DinoCon 2026.David Armsby with his sketchbook.
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Luke Nyland @mrllamatastic.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
That's a wrap on Day 2 of #DinoConUK and I have had, and I don't say this lightly, a very lovely time.
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Luke Nyland @mrllamatastic.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The kind of scenes you can expect at #DinoConUK
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Luke Nyland @mrllamatastic.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I have had a thoroughly rad Day 1 at #DinoConUK. Now settling in ready for the pub quiz!
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Those assembly turn cranks that won't get thrown in the trash
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Luke Nyland @mrllamatastic.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
So global warming got accelerated by the Industrial Revolution, a chief proponent of which being the textile industry. How long before we wake up and see that this has been the ultimate long game: engineering a new, sweaty status quo where people need at least 2x tshirts a day?
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