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Jamie Firth

@mrjfirth.bsky.social
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I do theatre, comedy, video games, silly voices and stuff. Currently "Lovett" at Edinburgh Fringe: www.pleasance.co.uk/event/lovett

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Jamie Firth @mrjfirth.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I bet we're not even getting that bank holiday now.
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Richard Bell @richardbell.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Ricky Haggett @rickyhaggett.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Did you hear about that Ultravox gig that had to be called off at the last minute because of an approaching hurricane? Force Midge Ure
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David Willoughby @davidwilloughby.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
BREAKING: another stuffed weetabix skinhead fash has been found
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Jamie Firth @mrjfirth.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Literally the only good thing about the England game was "Baba" coming on for Ghana, and taking up a position next to "O'Reilly" at a late corner. Made my night.
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Jamie Firth @mrjfirth.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Similalli Vanilli.
BBC News story about Milli Vanilli
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Jamie Firth @mrjfirth.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Chareth Cutestory is heartbroken to hear that it's over.
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
HEATHCLIFFE IT'S ME YOUR COUSIN, MARVIN HEATHCLIFF
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Jamie Firth @mrjfirth.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Just got served an ad for "Five". Not sure if it's a gig or just putting union jacks up on lamp posts, but I'm in either way. Also weren't they "5ive"? What happened?
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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
She's a 10/10 but excel thinks she's October 10th
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
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Jamie Firth @mrjfirth.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
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Jamie Firth @mrjfirth.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Merry Xmas to all. And to all a Dark Knight.
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Bane reads "The Night Before Christmas"
YouTube video by Jamie Firth
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Jamie Firth @mrjfirth.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Me waiting for the DLR doors to open at Bank, about to make the quick switch to the Northern Line to make a connecting National Rail service at St Pancras.
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Jamie Firth @mrjfirth.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Did YOU get up early for it? This morning it was the exact time that Bill Murray keeps waking up in "Groundhog Day"!
The alarm clock in "Groundhog Day" reads "6am" as Bill Murray looks at it.
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Jamie Firth @mrjfirth.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Might not be around much longer, as the verification system has downgraded my face from just "old" to...
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Jamie Firth @mrjfirth.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
I love this joke.
Ron Swanson:
"Metaphors? I hate metaphors. That's why my favourite book is Moby Dick. No froo-froo symbolism, just a good tale about a man who hates an animal."
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muldoon @muldoon.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Great review in general but let's all particularly take some time to enjoy the opening two paragraphs
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Jamie Firth @mrjfirth.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
OK. Omg.
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Jamie Firth @mrjfirth.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I was just hot-footing it here to say exactly this. I only saw it a month ago and thoroughly enjoyed it: Hard to think of a more loving, honest, and smart biopic with pitch-perfect casting.
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
They doing Klarna?
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Jamie Firth @mrjfirth.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
"It was cruel kids, sure, but back in 2025 we gave the winner of the "16th Vs 17th in the league" award... the "Vainquers Trophy". It was pretty funny."
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Jamie Firth @mrjfirth.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Did my personality test and it spat out three photos of Ben Wyatt, plus a photo of me that i'm pretty sure was taken without my knowledge across an otherwise empty restaurant. Seems pretty accurate all round.
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
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Jamie Firth @mrjfirth.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
No YOU spent an hour last night trying to perfect a Spaceballs font for absolutely no intended purpose.
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Jamie Firth @mrjfirth.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Feeling for those cardinals: even on the second day of the festival the toilets are always gross by now.
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Just took 93yr old Cardinal to vote at Conclave, he's registered blind. In a very loud voice he said, "Which box for Pizzaballa?" A cheer went up from those waiting by the chimney.
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Jamie Firth @mrjfirth.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Very bad luck that we end up in an important game at Luton when they've just announced a new Pope. #pusb
"Luton Town laundry room fire: smoke was seen coming from inside Luton's ground"
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Jamie Firth @mrjfirth.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Discontinuing it will only force addicts underground - Prohibition doesn't work. I'm registering "ToblerOnlyFans" now to cash in.
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Jamie Firth @mrjfirth.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Tom Hardy reads you a bedtime story.
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Tom Hardy Bedtime Stories
YouTube video by Jamie Firth
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✨chipzel @chipzel.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
i have never resonated with something so strongly
Elle +
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As far as I'm concerned, the only legal definition of a woman should be:
When Shania Twain says, "let's go girls", do you go? If so, girl.
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Jamie Firth @mrjfirth.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
You can't still believe this when one group are drinking champagne and whooping triumph on the court steps, and the other group now feels much more frightened and marginalised than they did before. That's *exactly* the reading of the judgement and could never have been otherwise.
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BoonDog Theatre @boondogtheatre.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
COMING SOON: When the difference is life or death, morality becomes a moveable feast... Before Sweeney Todd, there was only... "Lovett". www.boondogtheatre.com/lovett
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"Lovett" by Lucy Roslyn - Teaser
YouTube video by BoonDog Theatre
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
The first Trump administration felt like it was full of 1960s Batman villains who’d use a flock of birds to steal a bank shaped like a giant ceramic pig. The second Trump administration feels like it’s full of 1980s Batman villains who’d break into your home and shoot your daughter to make a point.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
trump: no suit, Zelensky? disrespectful. disrespectful to the oval office. disrespectful to the american peopleee musk [enters wearing jorts]: I’m late because my dick implant was leaking
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Jamie Firth @mrjfirth.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Add some broth and potato - Baby, you got a stew.
It's Carl Weathers.
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Jamie Firth @mrjfirth.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Completed the transatlantic double of Hadestown last week, and simultaneously ticked off the left/right balcony double. I really like this show and I tell you what: I think the current UK cast might be the best one yet.
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Jamie Firth @mrjfirth.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Just had a look at the first offers of Edinburgh Fringe accommodation for this year's festival: a smallish standard 1-bedroom fairly close to centre... Going to be a great year.
£9150 for the month
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Jamie Firth @mrjfirth.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Oh good Lord. Big week for deleting accounts I guess. Is Friends Reunited still OK?
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Jamie Firth @mrjfirth.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Hi. I have now deactivated my account at the other place, with a terrific amount of sadness, but it's been coming. It's become unusable, unbearable and totally contrary to the purpose for which I joined it. I hope for a renaissance here: that would be lovely. Hi.
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Jamie Firth @mrjfirth.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
In case people missed this on Xmas day, and just before it sinks into irrelevance, my Amazon Xmas Paraody. I liked it.
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Jamie Firth @mrjfirth.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
youtu.be/HKMa0t-y-NU
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Amazon Customer Reviews - Parody
YouTube video by Jamie Firth
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Jamie Firth @mrjfirth.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Evening all. I hope Santa visits you, but he's already been here. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rizR...
youtube.com
YouTube
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Jamie Firth @mrjfirth.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
BANE READS THE NIGHT BEFORE XMAS - hashtag topicalannualcontent
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Bane reads "The Night Before Christmas"
YouTube video by Jamie Firth
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Jamie Firth @mrjfirth.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
"What did you do last night Joseph?" "Not that it's any of your business, Mr National Enquirer... But I had the pleasure of spending a quiet evening in the company of Mary." "Wait a minute... "Mary"? Don't you mean... "the Virgin Mary"?" (DUUMMMM DUH DUMM DUMMM)
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two men in suits and hats are standing next to each other and talking to each other .
ALT: two men in suits and hats are standing next to each other and talking to each other .
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Jamie Firth @mrjfirth.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
OK I'm here what did I miss? Lol. SRS tho so very sad about Twitter. I found so many wonderful people there and I hope they all land here too. I hope you're one of them. But it's time. You can't even give that place a click now. We go again.
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Jamie Firth @mrjfirth.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Just a PSA to use express delivery to ensure it gets there before Monday. youtu.be/hV8JFj17AtY?... I'm also warning you with peace and love.
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Ringo Starr: No more fan mail
YouTube video by The Beatles Bible
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puzzling.com @puzzling.com · 18/09/2024
#puzzlepage
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