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Matt (The Godzilla Remix)

@mrisold.bsky.social
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I am the cosmos.

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 05/10/2026
the secondary isn’t acceptable for a team that is at least hypothetically going to compete for a super bowl. they need to get aggressive (or at least creative) in figuring this shit out, but i have my doubts that beane is going to meet the moment
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Matt (The Godzilla Remix) @mrisold.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
People are believing in the Bills? Well that is amazing, maybe this will be the year that... (Music hits) ...and here comes the Bills defense.
A wrestler carrying a garbage can and the text "The Dumpster"
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Matt (The Godzilla Remix) @mrisold.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Brandon Beane is on it* *Currently sorting available defensive players by age. No, not the good way.
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Matt (The Godzilla Remix) @mrisold.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did you know that talc is the softest mineral on earth? That is only because scientists have yet to watch the Buffalo Bills defense this season.
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Matt (The Godzilla Remix) @mrisold.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Going for my mid-day walk in Toronto and came across a truly baffling yet beautiful tribute shrine. @edsbs.bsky.social
A painting of Bobby Bowden with the text Bobby Bowden, FSU, '76-'09
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Matt (The Godzilla Remix) @mrisold.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Stone Pitbull Tomohiro Ishii saying "I'm a sad man. Write whatever you want about me."
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Matt (The Godzilla Remix) @mrisold.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The AEW tribute to PAC last night left me an emotional mess and tonight I go see Phoebe Bridgers so I will be a raw wound of middle aged feelings for days.
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Matt (The Godzilla Remix) @mrisold.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It has been five minutes of his press conference and Ross Atkins has not committed to half the lineup being destined for the lake. I think we just need to be patient. I will give him five more minutes.
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Matt (The Godzilla Remix) @mrisold.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The bear is living the life for those of us who can't.
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Matt (The Godzilla Remix) @mrisold.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me seeing every MLB strike/lockout article: The owners and MLB are greedy and callous. I'm not sure they even care about the sport beyond money. Me seeing the Astros/White Sox both use openers in a playoff game: The owners might be right. Baseball is a disgrace. I may not even like the sport.
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Matt (The Godzilla Remix) @mrisold.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah, when we left we could not stop talking about how much fun they seemed to be having.
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Matt (The Godzilla Remix) @mrisold.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Last night was the first show ever at Rebel I truly loved. Deafheaven are singular as a live experience and Mastodon's new lineup with John from Baroness is so good.
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Matt (The Godzilla Remix) @mrisold.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How can you not be romantic about baseball? MLB:
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Matt (The Godzilla Remix) @mrisold.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Max Scherzer taught me that yelling at John Schneider is good and correct.
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Matt (The Godzilla Remix) @mrisold.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Once again in my fineries.
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Matt (The Godzilla Remix) @mrisold.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What a sky
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Matt (The Godzilla Remix) @mrisold.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good view
Pink clouds above the Rogers Centre during a Blue Jays game.
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Matt (The Godzilla Remix) @mrisold.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If anyone actually has a serious opinion based on someone having a coffee or not you should thank them for revealing plainly who is a serious person or not. Best to know. People like this? Not anyone you need to take seriously. On anything.
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Matt (The Godzilla Remix) @mrisold.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sure, we don't need to start digging a grave for him now, but what is the win for all these people riding hard to defend Vlad from the consequences of his own judgement? The guy has been basically raised in a pro environment and is not some newborn babe when it comes to PR.
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Matt (The Godzilla Remix) @mrisold.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Honestly? Rude to invite me and then not show up to your own party.
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Matt (The Godzilla Remix) @mrisold.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Given the role that late night Wendy's drive thru played in the broader social fabric of growing up in Burlington it is culturally important that Silverstein is involved here. themosh.net/wendys-emo-e...
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Wendy’s Release Emo EP Featuring Members Of Silverstein, Memphis May Fire & More
Wendy’s have released a six-song emo EP with Rise Records featuring members of Silverstein, Memphis May Fire, blessthefall, State Champs and more.
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A$AP Clocky @robingriswold.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thinking about Josh Allen
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Matt (The Godzilla Remix) @mrisold.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am told there is a Zubaz bucket hat. So things are only going to improve.
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Matt (The Godzilla Remix) @mrisold.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am wearing Zubaz shorts and a Josh Allen jersey. I have never looked better.
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Matt (The Godzilla Remix) @mrisold.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A Bluesky post saying "Welcome to Bluesky. Here is your copy of the Communist Manifesto and a season pass to AEW Dynamite for some reason."
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Matt (The Godzilla Remix) @mrisold.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think that is up to you guys, not me.
An email from the Toronto Blue Jays with the subject "Be Here This Postseason!"
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Matt (The Godzilla Remix) @mrisold.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dear football media, I have forgiven so many crimes against language that you've committed over the years to try and avoid sounding repetitive/identify nuance. So many invented nonsense terms. However, I need to take a stand. I will not hear about "how good he is as a penetrator." Nope. Try again.
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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
in light of the Ed Sheeran news I am calling for a complete and total ban on white guys with acoustic guitars until we can figure out what the hell is going on!
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Matt (The Godzilla Remix) @mrisold.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Anthony Santander when it is time to actually do something.
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Polkaroo Tvo: Maskevich's Farewell
ALT: Polkaroo Tvo: Maskevich's Farewell
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Matt (The Godzilla Remix) @mrisold.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@laurendorphin.bsky.social based on the blurbs on two books that just arrived for me, I may have a type. @harvilla.bsky.social is my influencer of choice, apparently.
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Peter Berkes @peterberkes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Correct
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Matt (The Godzilla Remix) @mrisold.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
As a Dad joke enthusiast, it brings me incredible joy to factually tell you that instead of staying home to watch the Dallas Cowboys tonight, I will be going to see the Callous Daoboys.
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Matt (The Godzilla Remix) @mrisold.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Josh Allen you absolutely beautiful battering ram.
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Matt (The Godzilla Remix) @mrisold.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Dear Ross Atkins, low hanging fruit is delicious and nutritious.
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Dad, the water on the toilet went down really slow
Mike Norvell, closing his eyes
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Matt (The Godzilla Remix) @mrisold.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I just listened to it and I was so overjoyed to start remembering some guys.
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Matt (The Godzilla Remix) @mrisold.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hobbs and Shaw and Reacher. You are welcome Hollywood.
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Matt (The Godzilla Remix) @mrisold.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Friday afternoon yardwork on a long weekend?
Benicio in One Battle After Another giving the iconic "a few small beers" face
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Matt (The Godzilla Remix) @mrisold.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I want to thank Cleveland for believing in this man to play second base.
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Carwash Infomercial
ALT: Carwash Infomercial
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Matt (The Godzilla Remix) @mrisold.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I have lived in my current spot for about 15 years. I now need a second hand to count how many "100-year storms" we have had but I am sure that is nothing to be concerned about at all.
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Matt (The Godzilla Remix) @mrisold.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Okada saying "Stop with this garbage"
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Matt (The Godzilla Remix) @mrisold.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Time for seven (?) straight hours of professional wrestling. My family is excited for my plans and not at all looking at me like I told them I wet my pants.
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Matt (The Godzilla Remix) @mrisold.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Louis Varland take me in your strong arms and tell me everything is going to be alright.
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Blake Murphy @blakemurphy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
They should score 8 runs all the time
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Matt (The Godzilla Remix) @mrisold.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This is one of the most loaded music release days I can remember and one album in I am reduced to a puddle by the new Billy Strings record. What a stunning piece of work.
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The Shlabotnik Report @shlabotnik-rpt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The sheer beauty of 1977 O-Pee-Chee Blue Jays
A binder page of 1977 O-Pee-Chee baseball cards, all featuring Blue Jays and photos taken during spring training rather than the airbrushed photos in 1977 Topps.  Players are:  Bill Singer, Otto Velez, Chuck Hartenstein, Gary Woods, Dave McKay, Doug Howard, Pete Vuckovich, Pedro Gacia, Doug Ault.
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Matt (The Godzilla Remix) @mrisold.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Just put on a Willie Nelson documentary and the first person appearing on screen was Dolly and that hit me like a punch to the gut.
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Matt (The Godzilla Remix) @mrisold.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The Blue Jays have really embraced the pitching and defense identity. In that they have decided the other half of the game is none of their business.
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Matt (The Godzilla Remix) @mrisold.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Losing Dolly Parton means a less interesting world for the rest of our lives. This kind of loss is beyond words.
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Sydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 21/08/2026
I wrote about how angry I feel watching people write columns about trans women in sports.
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Just call me a man already and get it over with
I'm angry. I hate writing when I'm angry. I think it makes me too emotional, too attached to copy and most importantly makes my brain move too fast having ideas pop up and die before I can even get t...
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