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Dan

@mrhiki.bsky.social
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hikikomorilovesyou.bandcamp.com Used to write for metal, film and vidya magazines, but now get terrorised by urchins for a living. Sometimes make a bit of music too.

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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 7h
I still very much need the Street Fighter movie to tank, Andrew Shulz cannot be allowed a film career and that’s worth any cost
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Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh shit could have seen Triptykon but had to work :(
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Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I really regret missing them all obviously.
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Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Could have seen Boris, but I'd done an Alien all nighter at the cinema the previous night, and was knackered. Also I missed reviewing Cult of Luna because I wanted to watch Eurovision, and Metal Hammer never hired me again. Also walked out on Soundgarden and Opeth because I could not be arsed.
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Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh yeah. The Osbournes are a pox
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Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What's this in reference to, I'm out of the loop
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Tom Morello will be like “my mission in life is to fight fascism in all its forms. Also next weekend me and my son will be opening for Zionist Ricky and the Convicted Pedophiles, shirts are only $60”
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Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Also reminds me of a mad time in the late 2000s where a bunch of the middle aged punters in the pub I was working at really got into watching Halo 3 multiplayer on xleague dot tv on sky, remember that?
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Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's v bland listicle stuff. As I have said a million times, SEO has been a fucking disaster for the lifestyle and entertainment journalism sector. I miss irreverent stuff like Gamesmaster/Consolevania
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Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ginx TV is on Taiwan TV, had no idea. It's pretty bad.
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Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Did you ever see The Sadness? Same director, essentially Crossed set in Taiwan. Gnarliest film I've ever seen.
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Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Proper puff piece bollocks
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Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That oasis reunion film was v boring
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Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Incidentally you also usr a rubber duck with a ball gag as a key, 10/10
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Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fetch quest instructions I never thought I'd see on a Nintendo console.
Hellraiser Revival fetch quest where I need to bring someone a dildo
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Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'll be playing it today too. V much looking forward to it. <3 Clive
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Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh shit @andihamilton.com
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Vinesauce Clips Bot @vinesauceclips.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
WATTO WINS
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Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Let's celebrate a decent writer instead, it's Clive Barker's birthday!
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Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Another reason Clive rules.
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Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Clive Barker's birthday today. Happy birthday to a top guy. Books of Blood was absolutely life changing stuff.
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Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I did one as well, all the stuff I listened to in my early/late teens. First time I heard Chaosphere blew my head off.
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Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Prey is fantastic. What Bethesda did to Prey 2 was absolutely shit.
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Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
First time I heard Fear Factory was Lynchpin and I hated it, so dismissed them. Then I saw Replica on MTV2 and was like 'oh, maybe there's something here.' Got Demanufacture in Virgin records just before my A level results and fell in love.
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Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Always curious about that one
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Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'll wait for a Switch 2 port
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Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh no, that new Star Wars racing game looks good. Shit.
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Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
God, how boring. I remember him taking the piss out of the Waking the Cadaver guy for joining a pyramid scheme. Turns out Finn was no better.
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Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Reminds me of when a guy I knew went to see dragged i to sunlight, and ended up chatting about seo with them :(
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
metal yoga classes called suppletura send tweet
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Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I had no idea what @cranfath3r.bsky.social was talking about until tonight. Was on the bike, happily pedalling away to Crowbar, Julie Christmas, Prodigy... then fucking 'Antithesis' by Origin comes on. Nearly killed me.
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Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I watched a video about him, and there were interview clips, and he talks like a linkedin wank. Like, he didn't see the point in making something for the art, it was all 'money money money'
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Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
youtu.be/dVWpTPqIRcQ?... skip forward a bit and then there's finn being an arsehole on his linkedin
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OMG!!! Finn McKenty is BACK Making Content Again
YouTube video by danframpt0n
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Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah, sometimes I miss writing, but then I remember how mental/bitter and resentful I became. Would rather write for me now.
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Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Real talk, I was never happier writing than I was with DP, wish I'd just kept writing as a fun hobby rather than trying to compete with cretins like Alderslade and Beez.
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Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As all artists should
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Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I went the opposite way and obliterated all bridges :(
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Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I used to enjoy his writing as Sergeant D, as I thought it was genuinely ironic, and the place I was writing at was similarly irreverent (we did a lolcat Burzum review ffs, remember that @hollowstone.press :) ). Remember cordially dming him about japanese rpgs too. Turns out he was corpo slop
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Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Finn McKenty is doing AI art tutorials now. Hahaha.
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mmmmmmmmm @mmmmmmuhh.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
YouTube thumbnail The Downward Spiral of Finn McKenty. Finn Mckenty’s head. The time is 9:59:599:59:59
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weloveallthat @weloveallthat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Shocked, nay stunned, to discover that Clive Dunn's 1970s novelty number one hit "Grandad" actually merited a Japanese 7" single release.
Japanese cover art for Clive Dunn's "Grandad"showing Dunn in Dad's Army military attire holding a gun in one hand, standing to attention next to some kind of hewn stone monument, possibly a gravestone. The song title is rendered in katakana in a curiously artistic font, as is the name of the B-side. Other Japanese script informs potential local purchasers that the disc is a British number one hit.
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Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I really want to give that Lustmord/Dave Lombardo album a try, but also I'm old and tired and listening to an album all the way through nowadays is nigh on impossible for me now unless it's a 10 minute grindcore album.
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Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh no i hate him
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Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was an extra in Cold Lazarus. All I remember about it was my mum being furious at the haircut they gave me.
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Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
youtu.be/Y1pHbl0WLzM?... i would v much like to play this again. Spent hours on it when I should have been studying/drinking/sleeping etc
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Me Showing How Bad I am at Striker of The Month
YouTube video by wiganarebest
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Halloween Henrique @kelzor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Akira Yamaoka (with his daughter cosplaying "Silent Hill f" Hinako) and John Romero. Video games rock.
Akira Yamaoka (with his daughter cosplaying "Silent Hill f" Hinako) and John Romero. Video games rock.
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Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nephew wants warhammer 40k and nerf stuff for Christmas, and I'm genuinely surprised no one's had the wherewithal to make warhammer 40k nerf guns. They'd make billions
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Dan @mrhiki.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
...because it is?
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 01/10/2026
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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