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Mr. Charles

@mrcharles00.bsky.social
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You can ride your demons to many exotic locales, but of course they will try and kill you the whole time.

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Mr. Charles @mrcharles00.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Strangers with Candy II
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Mr. Charles @mrcharles00.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
If you have to give a speech and you are nervous just imagine the audience in their underwear and covered in blood because you murdered them in their sleep. That way you are just talking to yourself and there is nothing to be nervous about.
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Mr. Charles @mrcharles00.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Three hours of AI Jordan Peterson explaining why Tim Pool is the archetypal "PIPSQUEAK". But did I learn anything?
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Mr. Charles @mrcharles00.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Rather than using marijuana or other drugs I prefer to get high on life through my hobby of putting models together with copious amounts of Tester's glue
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Mr. Charles @mrcharles00.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
This won't win me any friends, but it dawned on me that Grover from Sesame St is perfectly built for crucifixion.
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Mr. Charles @mrcharles00.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Being loved is like points for women.
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Mr. Charles @mrcharles00.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I just wasn't buying the scene at the end of Andor when everyone, heroes and villains alike stopped to take their ten year de-aging pills.
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Mr. Charles @mrcharles00.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Suing my mother for a hostile uterine environment.
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Mr. Charles @mrcharles00.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
(Stellan Skaarsgard voice) "Cassian, I need you to go to Endor. There are some creatures there called Ewoks. Their fur is uniquely warm. We are setting up a base on Hoth and we need winter gear. Use a small blaster and aim for the head so you don't ruin the pelts."
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Mr. Charles @mrcharles00.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I'm team Abby. I don't care who knows.
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Mr. Charles @mrcharles00.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
No, I don't want to see what is going behind the scenes at the end of the episode. "The work is mysterious and important." And I don't want to see the strings.
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
The "self-is-fake" bros
A meme-style digital illustration in the format of the “Epic Handshake” meme shows Scottish philosopher David Hume and the Buddha clasping hands firmly in the centre of the image. Hume, on the left, has a determined expression and is dressed in 18th-century attire with a red coat and white ruffled shirt. The Buddha, on the right, appears serene and calm, wearing a traditional orange robe. Their muscular arms emphasise the strength of their handshake. Above each figure is their name in bold text. The background is a warm, textured gradient,
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Mr. Charles @mrcharles00.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I can't believe I'm not allowed to convert Goya's Disasters of War into Ghibli style on ChatGPT without a subscription. What kind of hellscape are we living in?
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 01/04/2025
NEW: GlobalX flight attendants were told they would fly rock bands, sports teams and sun-seekers. Then the company started expanding into deportation flights. “They didn’t tell us these people were going to be shackled, wrists to fucking ankles.”
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Inside ICE Air: Flight Attendants on Deportation Planes Say Disaster Is “Only a Matter of Time”
Current and former flight attendants for GlobalX, the private charter airline at the center of Trump’s immigration crackdown, expressed concern about their inability to treat passengers humanely and…
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Mr. Charles @mrcharles00.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Has anyone said "Plato's goon cave"? I feel like they must have. But just in case. It needed to be said.
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Mr. Charles @mrcharles00.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Sometimes I want to go to therapy just to tell the tale like the Ancient Mariner.
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plabonga.bsky.social @plabonga.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Ah the good old days when gay just meant happy and merit just meant you were part of the club. MAGA!
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Mr. Charles @mrcharles00.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I'm at the age where I can still exercise for two hours straight but I hurt my back pissing too hard.
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Mr. Charles @mrcharles00.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I just started Severance and I already have questions. Fist off. Brilliant opening scene. Absolutely perfect. Then the banter starts. Immediately notice the Pinter influence. Mark even says something about a beat at one point. But then... WHY DID APPLE TV+ MAKE ME LOG IN AGAIN?
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Young men don’t know what money is, they only know of the sea and the precious bitcoins sunk on the Spanish Gallon La Ballena
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D. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
📌The biggest problem isn't that Pete Hegseth is an under-qualified moron who is texting our military secrets to our enemies like some 15-year-old, blackout drunk. The problem is there is an entire anti-American, bought-off political empire on the Right that simply doesn't give a shit anymore ...
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Mr. Charles @mrcharles00.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I'm being told that the biggest revelation from the unredacted JFK files was that he somehow predicted his nephew would commandeer a whale's head. Eerie.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
albert einstein driving 99mph coming up with the idea of jacking off to fully clothed girls media tabs saying "Eureka!" and crashing ihs car
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Sen. Adam Schiff @schiff.senate.gov · 17/03/2025
The members of the Jan 6 Committee are all proud of our work. Your threats will not intimidate us. Or silence us.
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Maris Kreizman @maris.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Chuck Schumer right now:
This is fine meme, but with dog saying “So I have a book coming out”
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I think some in the Senate have convinced themselves that the backlash to folding will be limited to “the left” and therefore ignorable. Those people are deeply and profoundly misreading the moment and the stakes. Virtually every swing district House Dem walked the plank to vote NO for a reason.
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Mr. Charles @mrcharles00.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
There are certain feelings that cry out for greater significance. They will never be content to just be random chemicals, Tetris pieces falling into the right holes and smashing down. I am suspicious of this. But, of course, it doesn't do any good.
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Mr. Charles @mrcharles00.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
@wafflez25.bsky.social
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
When white people do ayahuasca their trip should have ads
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
A top economics reporter goes off script on national TV: “I am going to say this at risk of my job, but what President Trump is doing is insane.”
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
RFK Jr. looks more like an Eli Valley drawing of himself than any other person I have ever seen
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Opinion | Trump has imprisoned me in Guantánamo Bay. Here’s why I’m still glad I voted for him.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Finally can upload this here.
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Mr. Charles @mrcharles00.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Someday I will get the opportunity to describe someone as "a real philanthropist like Mr. Beast."
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Deputy FBI director Cliven Bundy has betrayed the legacy of Dan Bongino. by David Brooks (2026)
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Tris @trisresists.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Just going to leave this here should it become useful to anyone…
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Richard Heppner 🤷🏼‍♂️ @rlheppner.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Bari Weiss Book Cover “How to fight Anti-Semitism” with punctuation added “How to fight? Anti-Semitism!”
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Mr. Charles @mrcharles00.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I'm a high school teacher dying of cancer and cooking meth in my spare time and you will never guess what my favorite show is. It's Glee!
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 18/02/2025
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
This is why you fight these cowards. The moment you stand up to them, they crumble. Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights. He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.
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Mr. Charles @mrcharles00.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Just watched Amazon Prime and it now has more commercials than local TV. Billionaires are fucking this country to death.
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Mr. Charles @mrcharles00.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
It's gotta suck for John Wayne that he comes up second on the web search.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 10/02/2025
They removed resources for LGBTQ institutions to get support when threatened with violence. The message is clear, MAGA can now threaten and commit terrorism against the LGBTQ community with impunity.
A screenshot of a tweet from the account "Department of Government Efficiency" (@DOGE) stating, "Adjustment to DHS website." The tweet includes a side-by-side comparison of two screenshots of the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) website. The left screenshot shows a page titled "LGBTQI+ Community Resources," containing information on safety resources and support for LGBTQI+ individuals. The right screenshot shows a "Page Not Found" message with a DHS logo and an image of a K-9 dog wearing a vest. Below the tweet, engagement metrics indicate 1.1 million views. The post includes suggested questions: "Why was DHS page removed?" and "Why was the adjustment made?"
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
half time show 2025
Headline: elephant kills woman then returns to her funeral to attack her corpse
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Mr. Charles @mrcharles00.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Pour one out for the Devil's advocates. None of this idiocy would have been possible without edgelords turning dogshit ideas into hot takes.
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
So this is how this DOJ will operate. Actions and beliefs are deemed CRIMINAL if they are not in line with this Administration’s beliefs and platform.There is no criminal penalty for supporting or even continuing to apply DEIA principles.This is a muscle job. Corporations must stiffen their spines.
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Mark Lemley @marklemley.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Giving access to SSNs, other data on government employees to non-employees like Musk is a violation of 5 USC 552a, and carries with it a penalty of $1000 per person whose data was accessed. We are building a case. Govt employees who want to participate should contact me directly
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Beth Popp Berman @epopppp.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
The NYT asked me to write an op-ed on Musk and the Treasury and then took a pass. I hope it will still get read.
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Personal Discretion Over the Treasury's Payments System Means the End of Democracy
If the Court and federal workers fail to stop Elon Musk, we are heading for authoritarianism.
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Art Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Senator Raphael Warnock ahead of the vote on RFK Jr. for HHS Secretary: "I simply do not trust him to oversee the CDC. He's unqualified, and I dare say that everybody here knows it." BOOM! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Some perspective on the USAID situation from someone who once worked at the department. How reality differs from Elon’s Twitter feed, US personnel is being put in danger, and why Russia is enjoying the show. Thread: t.co/z1JgdhyVpk
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