Reposted by Mr BitchinKieran/Puca @queercorgi.bsky.social · 4hApparently this is a boat ft @mesomelas.bsky.social and @mrbitchin.bsky.social 161 6
Mr Bitchin @mrbitchin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Learning to count so I can figure out how many things there are 3101 10
Reposted by Mr BitchinMike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It’s October 1st 744531536 4.5K
Mr Bitchin @mrbitchin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The Stanford prison experiment lives on in 90 day fiancé 062 6
Reposted by Mr BitchinNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for 3543961231 4.4K
Mr Bitchin @mrbitchin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026*trying to argue my way out of planet of the apes court* “You guys ever feel guilty about being alive??” 010 1
Mr Bitchin @mrbitchin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Ran the math. I’ve worked a fourth of this year straight. 50+ some odd days end to end. I’m like one bad day away from beating the dog shit out my manager 050 5
Mr Bitchin @mrbitchin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Satur-daaaaaaay 100 1
Mr Bitchin @mrbitchin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I watched Riding the Bus With my Sister staring Rosie O’Donnell. I didn’t believe it was real or that one actress could hold the impression for 90 minutes. But she managed to cry while doing it. No words. It’s like a cumtown bit 020 2
Mr Bitchin @mrbitchin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The resident evil movie was rad as hell. Super nice to look at, really good pacing. Anyone who hates it has marvel brain 060 6
Mr Bitchin @mrbitchin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Every time I have to get up early for anything @mesomelas.bsky.social does the juice scene from Steel Magnolias and usually it works 010 1
Reposted by Mr BitchinBri 🍉 @bearlyfeline.bsky.social · 14/09/2026"You drop somethin'? ;3" 👑 7265811326 6.6K
Mr Bitchin @mrbitchin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I thought I got soft locked out of progressing in escape from tarkov and there was a brief moment where I saw the other side. People smiling and dancing. But I fixed the issue and I’m back at it. I want to be done with this so bad 001 1
Mr Bitchin @mrbitchin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The only thing stopping me from making a multi-layer cake and eating it by myself is that I’d have to make a frosting and I don’t want to do that 010 1
Mr Bitchin @mrbitchin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I need to stop getting Democrat fundraiser texts. I used to send them tub girl and they’d take me off their lists but it isn’t working anymore 120 2
Mr Bitchin @mrbitchin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Favorite movie that came out when I was 20.static.klipy.comFantastic Mr FoxAlt: The list of movies that came out was so fucking bleak 010 1
Mr Bitchin @mrbitchin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I got to get the fuck out of this job. I’m not working on a fucking cop car 240 4
Mr Bitchin @mrbitchin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026*adds a dollar to the having to tell a grown adult who drives a car how to park at a business jar* I love my job and I’m not slowly going crazy 020 2
Reposted by Mr BitchinAmira @amiraallis.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Enrichment activities #furry #furryart #art 7609132 609
Mr Bitchin @mrbitchin.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Fucked up. Told a customer their car “still had that new puppy smell” 050 5
Mr Bitchin @mrbitchin.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Everyone go back to driving school. I’m gonna lose my shit who fucking raised you people 020 2
Reposted by Mr BitchinMaple Ream @mapleream.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Here is the GoFundMe for my cat Big Mac. He means the world to me - theres nothing I wouldn't do for him. I've done a lot of good this year for others - please consider donating and helping. gofund.me/c0534f78fgofund.meDonate to Help Big Mac Recover from Dental Surgery, organized by Sarah SaxenaMeet Big Mac, Right now, you can help him. Big Mac is an adora… Sarah Saxena needs your support for Help Big Mac Recover from Dental Surgery 13958 58
Reposted by Mr BitchinKota 🔞 (closed) @kotacat.bsky.social · 03/04/2026How I sleep at night after getting turned into a lion 211138265 1.1K
Mr Bitchin @mrbitchin.bsky.social · 11/08/2026There are numerous Chuck E. Cheese locations in the kingdom of Saudi Arabia 100 1
Mr Bitchin @mrbitchin.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Doctor was going over my numbers and got quiet for a second. Then said “huh.. 5’8”… tall if you were a woman” 030 3
Reposted by Mr Bitchinartdecade @artdecade.bsky.social · 05/08/2026i don't think we live in idiocracy, i think we live in gummo 5655 65
Reposted by Mr BitchinCobalt! 🌟 BFC Photography! @cobaltfoxie.art · 06/08/2026My pronouns are they/them* *I will never correct my mother 0234 23
Mr Bitchin @mrbitchin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I kinda miss the chaos of pre 2015 cons. Only there at a Marriott could you meet a white dude dressed as Anubis who tells you he follows the bushido code in all aspects of his life. 270 7
Mr Bitchin @mrbitchin.bsky.social · 30/07/2026It’s my full unwavering belief that the strongest, most durable car ever made by Toyota is not the hilux but the Prius. 220 2
Mr Bitchin @mrbitchin.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Watching the gay circus movie but muting it and just playing King Park by La Dispute draped in a trans flag 020 2
Mr Bitchin @mrbitchin.bsky.social · 22/07/2026It’s not enough that sfpd get paid millions in over time and have no accountability. They also ride around in rented enterprise cars at tax payer expense. 010 1
Mr Bitchin @mrbitchin.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I don’t think I deserve to hear Gorillaz more than once a year. Lobby music. Shit you’d hear in the coolest dentists office while waiting for a cleaning. 000 0
Mr Bitchin @mrbitchin.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Hey I’m a burning man artist and here’s my subversive art that focuses on tits. It’s about bravery. 030 3
Reposted by Mr Bitchinｃｏｙｏｔｅｓｃｏｙｏｔｅｓｃｏｙｏｔｅｓｃｏｙｏｔｅｓｃｏｙｏｔｅｓｃｏｙｏｔｅｓｃｏｙｏｔｅｓｃｏｙｏｔｅｓｃｏｙｏｔｅｓ @coyotes.bsky.social · 16/07/2026(leaning over bar trying to flirt) You're so nonbinary lol you're like if a girl and a guy had a baby 5619 61
Mr Bitchin @mrbitchin.bsky.social · 15/07/2026The finest dates I go on begin and end at the Santa Cruz Olive Garden 030 3
Reposted by Mr BitchinBearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 13/07/2026Autistic Bane: Nobody cared who I was until I started masking 216645 166
Mr Bitchin @mrbitchin.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Grab sweet ass work order. Finish inspection. Do auxiliary work. Take about an hour to wait for my recommendations. Hasn’t even been touched. The fuck am I even here for?? 010 1
Mr Bitchin @mrbitchin.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Hell yeah. RIP to Lindsey Graham and his little ladybugs 020 2
Mr Bitchin @mrbitchin.bsky.social · 10/07/2026The Furious is one of the most insane fighting movies I’ve ever seen. Insane shit 140 4
Reposted by Mr BitchinSid Menon @beamsplashx.wethoughtaboutgames.com · 29/06/2026unlike most giant robot anime, this one focuses on the penises 1229091 290
