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Beatnut

@mrbeatnut.bsky.social
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Miami sports fanatic 🇩🇪 ⚽️ and more than just a Sporthead Let's talk trash tv, the state of our idiocracy, horror flicks, etc.

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Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Heard Dan Orlovsky raving about his performance "on the field, not off the field, the criticism was warranted off the field", I just dont know how a guy can be celebrated after the terrible accounts that several massage therapists had with him.Sexual deviants should never be celebrated
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Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Elon seems to like a "sword fight"
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Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@katiephang.bsky.social is to be Master Luke's padawan, she's absolutely Jedi Order material through and through
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Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Schonnen Freitag mein volk! Germans don't usually say this to just anybody, but Ich liebe dich!
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Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Conold Dump: Don't let the Radical Left Communists take over!!! Conold Dump when the head of the Chinese Communist Party is invited by him to the WH,
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Hotdogs on Face Prank
ALT: Hotdogs on Face Prank
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Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Preach brother!
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Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Trumpstein TV has come and gone, but what a run ay?! 😂
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Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bobby skips leg day, but never injection in the ass day 💉 🍊 j
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Spongebob Dancing Legs
ALT: Spongebob Dancing Legs
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Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
President Snow is fortifying District 1 for the last stand, we all know how that ended for him.
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Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The 75 year old Greenland deal is gonna bring diesel and fuel costs down altogether by a whooping $0.00!
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Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@cnn.com @msnowreports.bsky.social @politico.eu
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Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
HGH Melon head hosted the UFC Fight at the WH AND he solidified his followers vote for Dump, now he's doing what my pal Roj is spot on about. Rogan can get fucked 1000 ways to Sunday
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Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We better go from The Golden Age of Cruelty and Corruption to the Judgement Era of full accountability! Trumpublicans and their movement has desecrated the country for 10 years straight, give us a minimum of 10 years of hard accountability
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Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
FBI to applicant #1: Sir we have to inform you that because you used Marijuana in college you are ineligible for the Bureau... FBI to applicant #2: Well sir, eventhough you admitted to having committed bestiality in the past, ITS YOUR LUCKY DAY! When cam you start???
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Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#DickNavarroLogic
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Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Dead Sheeran at his next concert screeching "AZIZAM!" on stage to this raucous crowd!
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Lone Fan in Empty Stadium
ALT: Lone Fan in Empty Stadium
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
y’all are bad
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Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mitch casting his first Senate vote back, Thune pulling the string
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Bernie's Poolside Chill
ALT: Bernie's Poolside Chill
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Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A face thats happy for his next spoon fed apple sauce that'll end up all over his suit
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California Dreamin’… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
News: Elon Musk Launched Website VoteSafe.Org That Mimics Vote.Gov In An Effort To Steal Your Information… Don’t Let Him! Pass. It. On. 😎✨
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Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@takeittothehoutz.bsky.social fucking Tua 😂 Tua suffers oblique injury in practice; Rush takes Falcons' QB1 reps www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
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Falcons QB Tua Tagovailoa suffers oblique injury in practice
Falcons quarterback Tua Tagovailoa sustained an oblique injury in practice Thursday and was listed as a limited participant.
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Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bribing Americans with our own money lost to illegal tariffs PAIN at a proposed $5,000 (also remember proposed DOGE checks NEVER CAME) is like Slob Lord giving us a Valuepak 5% off coupon to the local Chinese restaurant.
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Wolverine's Iconic 'Go F*ck Yourself' to Logan
ALT: Wolverine's Iconic 'Go F*ck Yourself' to Logan
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Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Take that "dividend" and shove it up your fucking arsehole Conold you slimy piece of hot dog shit
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Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Apple introduces a foldable Iphone to coincide with their folding to the Slob Lord's 1st grade level asshattery, FITTING!
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Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Tiny Violin
ALT: Tiny Violin
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Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
General Neck Vadge at your service!
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Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"Ancient history" says the motherfucker taking the country backwards and having the Dept of Trump Justice use laws that are archaic too when writing to EO's King Pedo Slon Lord is a whiney little bitch
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Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm open to no federal holidays if we can be provided daily sleep time hour at work Monday through Friday, I mean it's what the PINO does EVERY DAY!
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Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Fox should give Bartiromo's slot to Ogre McGee, he's as useless as tits on a bull as a Senator
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Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@nicoleducouer.bsky.social 🙌🏻
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ken Paxton has spent more than a decade running from debates. He said he’d debate James Talarico. Then he missed deadline after deadline. Today Talarico accepted CNN’s invitation. Paxton still hasn’t. A coward who won’t stand on a stage and answer questions isn’t ready to represent Texas.
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Talarico accepts CNN debate invitation. Will Ken Paxton join him?
Paxton’s campaign says he plans to debate, but he has not publicly committed to the invitations Talarico has accepted.
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Dr. Vin Gupta @vinguptamd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“Medical freedom” isn’t stripping health coverage from millions, gutting the protections that keep our air and water safe, or abruptly ending hundreds of clinical trials for future cures. That isn’t freedom. It is cruelty disguised as principle. @aliciamenendez.bsky.social
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Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Someone misses being in the slimelight
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Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This creep couldn't pay a hooker on Skid Row a million dollars to even be in his presence.
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Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I encourage my brothers amd sisters to prep their long rifles because ot looks like we can give these dog robots the Flock camera treatment. Perfect target practice 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Mitch McConnell is dead. The burden to prove otherwise rests with the GOP, not us. Let’s proceed accordingly.
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Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
www.yahoo.com/news/us/arti... Ooh! leopard eating faces again, "sad"
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Milo Yiannopoulos is in ICE custody, agency records show
Far-right political commentator Milo Yiannopoulos is currently in ICE custody, the agency's database shows.
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Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If someone tells me they are undecided as to how they'll vote in November, well...
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Vldl Viva La Dirt League
ALT: Vldl Viva La Dirt League
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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If you’re an adult and honestly think that gender reassignment surgeries and surgeries to reverse such gender reassignment surgeries are being performed in public schools then you are a very, very stupid pathetic primitive ape!
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Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
President Raging Dum(b) Dum(b) just signed an EO to rename Lake Ontario to Lake America. This will gain the Grand Old Pedophiles a total of 🍩 votes in the midterms
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Heath Ledger Joker Clapping in The Dark Knight
ALT: Heath Ledger Joker Clapping in The Dark Knight
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Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Human trash Bovino is now in fear for his life after parading across America like a GD SS Commander www.facebook.com/story.php?st...
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Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
www.yahoo.com/news/politic... The Grand Old Pedophiles' power structure is so in danger of staying intact that NOW they want to throw bread crumbs (to buy votes) at who they have always considered plebeians and Scalise should have the gaslight slapped out of his cunning mouth
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Republicans divided over preelection stimulus push as economy slows
Republicans on Capitol Hill are divided over whether to make a last-ditch push to enact legislation to stimulate the economy and cheer up voters before Election Day as the latest federal data shows th...
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Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Thinking about going back to highschool to play baseball for one more year, eventhough I graduated in the late 90's, I never played in the MLB so my eligibility is still intact 😄
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Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Robert Nesta Marley's 'Wait What' Moment
ALT: Robert Nesta Marley's 'Wait What' Moment
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Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Next fake assassination attempt on Conold incoming off their playbook real quick because Dolly's passing has taken over the news cycle and attention whore is too jealous of that.
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Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Conold the Dump can keep Dolly Parton's name out of his GD pie hole!
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Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The universe is keeping malignant tumor head cankles Mcgee slob Lord alive but takes #Dolly ?! Rest in Power beautiful!
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Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The word affordability and the Grand Old Pedophile Party exist in different universes. Hakeem is peddling some fresh horseshit with regards to his meeting with the boy
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Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Someone send this neophyte to a highschool civics class or American government class because she's dum(b) on them matters 🫠
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Disappointing to wake up and find our economy and foreign policy is still in shambles despite the DC car race.
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