Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Heard Dan Orlovsky raving about his performance "on the field, not off the field, the criticism was warranted off the field", I just dont know how a guy can be celebrated after the terrible accounts that several massage therapists had with him.Sexual deviants should never be celebrated 000
Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 26/09/2026@katiephang.bsky.social is to be Master Luke's padawan, she's absolutely Jedi Order material through and through 031
Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Schonnen Freitag mein volk! Germans don't usually say this to just anybody, but Ich liebe dich! 000
Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Conold Dump: Don't let the Radical Left Communists take over!!! Conold Dump when the head of the Chinese Communist Party is invited by him to the WH,static.klipy.comHotdogs on Face PrankALT: Hotdogs on Face Prank 010
Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Trumpstein TV has come and gone, but what a run ay?! 😂 000
Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Bobby skips leg day, but never injection in the ass day 💉 🍊 jstatic.klipy.comSpongebob Dancing LegsALT: Spongebob Dancing Legs 030
Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 20/09/2026President Snow is fortifying District 1 for the last stand, we all know how that ended for him. 000
Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The 75 year old Greenland deal is gonna bring diesel and fuel costs down altogether by a whooping $0.00! 000
Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 18/09/2026HGH Melon head hosted the UFC Fight at the WH AND he solidified his followers vote for Dump, now he's doing what my pal Roj is spot on about. Rogan can get fucked 1000 ways to Sunday 010
Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 16/09/2026We better go from The Golden Age of Cruelty and Corruption to the Judgement Era of full accountability! Trumpublicans and their movement has desecrated the country for 10 years straight, give us a minimum of 10 years of hard accountability 000
Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 16/09/2026FBI to applicant #1: Sir we have to inform you that because you used Marijuana in college you are ineligible for the Bureau... FBI to applicant #2: Well sir, eventhough you admitted to having committed bestiality in the past, ITS YOUR LUCKY DAY! When cam you start??? 020
Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Dead Sheeran at his next concert screeching "AZIZAM!" on stage to this raucous crowd!static.klipy.comLone Fan in Empty StadiumALT: Lone Fan in Empty Stadium 010
Reposted by BeatnutAdam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 15/09/2026y’all are bad 26047061144
Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Mitch casting his first Senate vote back, Thune pulling the stringstatic.klipy.comBernie's Poolside ChillALT: Bernie's Poolside Chill 030
Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 15/09/2026A face thats happy for his next spoon fed apple sauce that'll end up all over his suit 000
Reposted by Beatnut California Dreamin’… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026News: Elon Musk Launched Website VoteSafe.Org That Mimics Vote.Gov In An Effort To Steal Your Information… Don’t Let Him! Pass. It. On. 😎✨ 9198176
Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 10/09/2026@takeittothehoutz.bsky.social fucking Tua 😂 Tua suffers oblique injury in practice; Rush takes Falcons' QB1 reps www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...espn.comFalcons QB Tua Tagovailoa suffers oblique injury in practiceFalcons quarterback Tua Tagovailoa sustained an oblique injury in practice Thursday and was listed as a limited participant. 000
Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Bribing Americans with our own money lost to illegal tariffs PAIN at a proposed $5,000 (also remember proposed DOGE checks NEVER CAME) is like Slob Lord giving us a Valuepak 5% off coupon to the local Chinese restaurant.static.klipy.comWolverine's Iconic 'Go F*ck Yourself' to LoganALT: Wolverine's Iconic 'Go F*ck Yourself' to Logan 010
Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Take that "dividend" and shove it up your fucking arsehole Conold you slimy piece of hot dog shit 010
Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Apple introduces a foldable Iphone to coincide with their folding to the Slob Lord's 1st grade level asshattery, FITTING! 010
Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 05/09/2026"Ancient history" says the motherfucker taking the country backwards and having the Dept of Trump Justice use laws that are archaic too when writing to EO's King Pedo Slon Lord is a whiney little bitch 000
Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I'm open to no federal holidays if we can be provided daily sleep time hour at work Monday through Friday, I mean it's what the PINO does EVERY DAY! 000
Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Fox should give Bartiromo's slot to Ogre McGee, he's as useless as tits on a bull as a Senator 000
Reposted by BeatnutJon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Ken Paxton has spent more than a decade running from debates. He said he’d debate James Talarico. Then he missed deadline after deadline. Today Talarico accepted CNN’s invitation. Paxton still hasn’t. A coward who won’t stand on a stage and answer questions isn’t ready to represent Texas.statesman.comTalarico accepts CNN debate invitation. Will Ken Paxton join him?Paxton’s campaign says he plans to debate, but he has not publicly committed to the invitations Talarico has accepted. 32562042045
Reposted by BeatnutDr. Vin Gupta @vinguptamd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026“Medical freedom” isn’t stripping health coverage from millions, gutting the protections that keep our air and water safe, or abruptly ending hundreds of clinical trials for future cures. That isn’t freedom. It is cruelty disguised as principle. @aliciamenendez.bsky.social 231210416
Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 01/09/2026This creep couldn't pay a hooker on Skid Row a million dollars to even be in his presence. 010
Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I encourage my brothers amd sisters to prep their long rifles because ot looks like we can give these dog robots the Flock camera treatment. Perfect target practice 🤷🏻♂️ 000
Reposted by BeatnutMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Mitch McConnell is dead. The burden to prove otherwise rests with the GOP, not us. Let’s proceed accordingly. 861220345133
Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 28/08/2026www.yahoo.com/news/us/arti... Ooh! leopard eating faces again, "sad"yahoo.comMilo Yiannopoulos is in ICE custody, agency records showFar-right political commentator Milo Yiannopoulos is currently in ICE custody, the agency's database shows. 020
Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 28/08/2026If someone tells me they are undecided as to how they'll vote in November, well...static.klipy.comVldl Viva La Dirt LeagueALT: Vldl Viva La Dirt League 000
Reposted by BeatnutVictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 28/08/2026If you’re an adult and honestly think that gender reassignment surgeries and surgeries to reverse such gender reassignment surgeries are being performed in public schools then you are a very, very stupid pathetic primitive ape! 29965181122
Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 27/08/2026President Raging Dum(b) Dum(b) just signed an EO to rename Lake Ontario to Lake America. This will gain the Grand Old Pedophiles a total of 🍩 votes in the midtermsstatic.klipy.comHeath Ledger Joker Clapping in The Dark KnightALT: Heath Ledger Joker Clapping in The Dark Knight 000
Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Human trash Bovino is now in fear for his life after parading across America like a GD SS Commander www.facebook.com/story.php?st...facebook.comFacebook 110
Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 27/08/2026www.yahoo.com/news/politic... The Grand Old Pedophiles' power structure is so in danger of staying intact that NOW they want to throw bread crumbs (to buy votes) at who they have always considered plebeians and Scalise should have the gaslight slapped out of his cunning mouthyahoo.comRepublicans divided over preelection stimulus push as economy slowsRepublicans on Capitol Hill are divided over whether to make a last-ditch push to enact legislation to stimulate the economy and cheer up voters before Election Day as the latest federal data shows th... 000
Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Thinking about going back to highschool to play baseball for one more year, eventhough I graduated in the late 90's, I never played in the MLB so my eligibility is still intact 😄 010
Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 26/08/2026static.klipy.comRobert Nesta Marley's 'Wait What' MomentALT: Robert Nesta Marley's 'Wait What' Moment 010
Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Next fake assassination attempt on Conold incoming off their playbook real quick because Dolly's passing has taken over the news cycle and attention whore is too jealous of that. 020
Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Conold the Dump can keep Dolly Parton's name out of his GD pie hole! 011
Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The universe is keeping malignant tumor head cankles Mcgee slob Lord alive but takes #Dolly ?! Rest in Power beautiful! 000
Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The word affordability and the Grand Old Pedophile Party exist in different universes. Hakeem is peddling some fresh horseshit with regards to his meeting with the boy 010
Beatnut @mrbeatnut.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Someone send this neophyte to a highschool civics class or American government class because she's dum(b) on them matters 🫠 000
Reposted by BeatnutRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Disappointing to wake up and find our economy and foreign policy is still in shambles despite the DC car race. 446120202014