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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 15h

Dear, Ukraine, looks like the fucking russians are messing with plague bacteria. If I were you, I’d start stockpiling antibiotics, concentrating in the ones most effective against Yersinia pestis. The sawed off mental case in the kremlin won’t think twice about unleashing biological warfare.

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SNL's Colin Jost: Just Saying

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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Not to put too fine a point on it, but American christianity boils down to one thing; never let the dirty, uneducated, rural, conservative, christian, white ever suffer the consequences of their own inbred, mongrel stupidity. ‘Murican christianity: infantalizing stupid rural for far too long!!!

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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Bill burr hate billionaires! But somehow bill burr loves tap dancing for Saudi trillionaires and their eoyadh comedy festivals. burr is such a spineless hypocritical piece of shit!

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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Dear, dave chapelle, isn’t it funny how your Saudi Massas aren’t even holding a 2026 version of the Saudi comedy festival? Turns out, mbs just needed one aintoe comedy festival to turn you into the most hated comic on the planet next to fellow maga weasel; nate bargatze. Fuck tap dancing chapelle!

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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Dear, bill burr, dave chapelle, aziz ansari and the rest of the 9/11 traitors, isn’t it funny how there is no ‘2026 Riyadh Comedy Festival?’ Turns out mbs just needed one year to destroy scores of, now hated, Western comics’ reputations. How’s the money now?

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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Ya’ gotta’ hand it to natalie harp, that treasonous empty headed sex worker can suppress her gag reflex with the best of ‘em.

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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The Pope has the right idea. He knows that he can scare the theistic children about AI by just using the word evil a few times. Let’s hope it works. At times like these we should count ourselves lucky that we have a large segment of the population who are essentially children.

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American Sniper: Let Us Pray Scene

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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

King rapey the first is back to lying to his apish supporters about the same healthcare plan he’s been promising them for over a decade now. And the maga prehumans swallowed it again, hook-line-and-sinker. Still want religious simpletons running your country?

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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Remember, the dirty confederate would rather burn the whole place to the ground than ever admit they got duped by a pedophile conman. The dirty confederate is a useless, prideful loser. We should have never let those cavemen back into our country after they surrendered at Appomattox like cowards.

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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If legally punishing each and every one of these unAmerican maga fucks takes fifty years, then so be it! We’d better not see one fucking Democrat even considering burying the hatchet with the maga traitors before Justice is served! Each and every fucking one!!!

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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

What would be a good balm to help us clean Americans to recover from this decade long maga fascist nightmare? How about another solid decade of clean America dragging each and every one of these maga mongrels before Congress and the public to be followed by criminal trial after criminal trial?

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Malik Payne: That'd Be Nice

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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You’re playing a dangerous game with your people’s lives, Netanyahu. I mean you’ve been such a monster to the Palestinian people for so long that once America turns its back on you, Israel is completely and totally fucked. But hey, at least you and KKKraft owned us libs for a second.

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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

We cleans always knew we were smarter than you book banning rightist christian knobs. But, ever since king rapey descended that escalator with his third anchor wife, you maga cavepeople have really shown us something. You primitive maga clowns are like Biblically dumb. It almost funny. Almost!

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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

King rapey has been following hitler’s fascist playbook since day one. Let’s just hope king rapey continues in ole schickelgruber’s footsteps right to the bitter end!

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Ted Lasso, Coach Beard, Roy Kent Fingers Crossed

ALT: Ted Lasso, Coach Beard, Roy Kent Fingers Crossed

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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Remember when The President of The United States wasn’t a whiney, child raping, putin sucking little bitch? And the worthless maga apes wonder why nobody on the planet can stand them anymore. Bunch of gross undateable maga apemen had a temper tantrum and stuck the planet with a pedophile coward!

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Man Spits in Front of Garage

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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Dear, U.S. Generals, you had to see this coming. The pedo-king of America already called you “losers” and “suckers” and roughly 35% of the public cheered. Sorry, but we put you in your positions of power to protect us against this very kind of unAmerican elitist fascism shit. DO SOMETHING!

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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Dear, pete hegseth, if you’re on the lookout for weirdos, apparently your boss got his enormous, leaky ass spanked by a used up pornstar the same month his third anchor-wife shat out his fifth kid. Or is that shit considered normal by you creepy, family first, maga christians?

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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This is what thirty years of uninterrupted unAmerican fox state tv propaganda has wrought…

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Army War Department

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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Dear, US Generals and Admirals, the oath you took says, and I quote, ‘Enemies Both Foreign and Domestic’. FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC! No jury on Earth would vote to convict. Any time now would be great!

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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

For the first time in recorded history, the rural people from the red-states of America viciously fight to protect their generational oppressors. And this is why the civilized world thinks that the magas are ignorant, pathetic losers!

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Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber

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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Thirty years of unAmerican fox state tv propaganda is responsible for fascist scum like pete hegseth, stephen miller and russel vought. And if we don’t utterly destroy that pro-russian fascist propaganda outlet it will eventually destroy these once United States.

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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Dear, pete hegseth, we know you want only hot, ripped maga men to serve in our military, but, bubbala, have you seen the crop of maga “men” in this country? The magas look like the cast of ‘Wall-E’ except dumber and fatter. I mean the magas’ own bloated pedo-king is rotting before our eyes.

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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

A down and out alcoholic and former fox state tv propagandist just bragged to his base of maga InCel virgins about firing 20% of the generals that our tax dollars have gone to training over the past three decades. Hey, us cleans thought you dirty maga mongrels were the experts on all things war!!!

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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Patient: “Hey, you’re not my doctor!” Surgeon’s sister: “Well your usual doctor, my brother, died last night. But don’t worry, I’m doing the surgery now.” Patient: “What the fuck.” Surgeon’s sister: “Relax, I’m a christian.” How is lindsey graham’s mongrel sister a senator ? How???!!!

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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If you don’t think pete hegseth was pretending to be General Patton during his embarrassing rant the other day, then you are clearly high!

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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

From the gop, the party that gave us such decorated combat veterans as Hollywood reagan, to AWOL bush and dick cheney, one a deserter the other couldn’t be bothered to king rapey of the bone spurs to mitt romney to ted nugent and clint eastwood. The gop: the party of the spineless whites.

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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Dear, mr. hegseth, you really should be taking your whole healthy, muscular, bangable soldiers schtick to our police departments. 90% of the cops in my area are fat bloated forty something’s with type II diabetes and gout. Let’s cut the fat from our local police departments first.

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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I’d love for the dirty maga apes to get the country they’ve been convinced they want since rupert murdoch set up his propaganda outlets. I’d love to see missipper, west verginney, allerbammer and the rest of the traitor states being told to “FUCK OFF” when they come begging for blue state handouts.

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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

We had better be on guard. Whenever mediocre, conservative, white, christian, men start quoting the fucking bible, shit is about to get bloody. But here’s the thing maga apes; if you dirty confederates and your mongrel Midwest buddies want to secede again, go for it, maggots. We’ll help you pack!

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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Dear, eric schmitt, tricking primitive, rural, maga, christians from the mongrel Midwest is easy. Heck, my three year old could outwit one of you dirty mizzoura cavepeople. But tricking a highly educated clean like Jack Smith is simply beyond the ability of rural chimpanzees like you, boy.

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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Dear, eric schmitt, what were you thinking, boy? Oh, sure you can outwit the primitive maga cavepeople in your red mizzoura district and the maga apes watching at home on fox state tv, think you’re the cat’s meow, but did you actually think you could outwit a clean American adult like Jack Smith?

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Julie Says 'You're Stupid'

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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

one of king rapey’s sycophants: “Your majesty, your band of idiots is having problems making ends meet. They can’t afford groceries, gas, diesel, healthcare or rent. Do you have any ideas on how to help those pathetic maga losers?” King rapey: “How about a steel mill.”

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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

An act of God resulted in two of ed sheeran’s shows, that were to be held at robert KKKraft’s stadium, to be canceled. If you think that kind of Biblical shit doesn’t scare the ever loving shit out of an Irish dude like sheeran, then you don’t know many Irish dudes.

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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I really enjoyed ‘Knock at the Cabin’. Everyone was great, but Dave Bautista stole the show!

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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Telling people they can’t view a documentary is the single best way to get everybody to see it. You know that don’t you, twitchy musk? Heh, we thought you were a tech-nerd.

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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The tech-ghouls refusing to platform the new twitchy musk documentary is the single best way to get EVERYBODY on the planet to see it. Remember what happened when robert KKKraft just last week. KKKraft tried to muzzle Macklemore but all he really did was amplify Macklemore’s message.

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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If you need a documentary to show you what a colossal douche twitchy musk really is, you need to rethink the way you consume news.

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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

What a shock, the theists are sucking all the oxygen out of the world yet again! Did ya’ ever notice that rationalists never start wars with other rationalists but hardly a day goes by when the theists one one side aren’t trying to slaughter the theists on the other side? Theists suck so hard!

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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Netanyahu talks trash about Mamdani. Mamdani thanks him as his popularity soars through the roof. Apparently being poo-pooed by the planet’s most famous genocidal douchebag, really makes you popular.

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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Dear, Israeli people, you’d better get netanyahu out of there right now because if you don’t, you’re going to be entirely on your own once this country brooms the pedophile king. On your own! You’ve been warned!

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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Genocidal ghoul Netanyahu condemns Mamdani and Mamdani’s popularity soars. Netanyahu is still laboring under the delusion that people still like Israel.

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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

King rapey: -Wears bronzer -Wears mascara -Wears a diaper -Wears lifts in his shoes -Dodged the draft six times -On his third wife -Wants to fuck ivanka -Raped E. Jean Carroll -Raped scores of girls on Epstein’s island But he held up a Bible once so the primitive maga apes love him.

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Donald Trump Holds Bible at Church

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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Tanya Reynolds, aka Coach Chilton, is quietly stealing ‘Ted Lasso: Season 4’.

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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Dear, ed sheeran supporters, the only artist who was canceled was Macklemore. Robert kraft canceled him from the tour. You know that don’t you?

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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Dear, bari weiss, here’s the thing, magas are boring and pretty stupid so a show built around them is gonna’ suck. Come on, bari, you only hang around with rightists so you know how incredibly dull they are. It’s why there are no rightist comedians worth a damn. Rightist blow!

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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The head of the DOJ should be a lawyer or a judge The head of the department of education should have a degree in education. The Head of the Department of Health and Human Services should be a doctor or a scientist. There oughta’ be a law. And the president can’t be a felon.

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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Has anyone else noticed that the now hated Riyadh comics have been using this phrase a lot lately; “Listen, I don’t care if you’re a republican or a Democrat.”

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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Dear, ICE apes, we know you knuckle dragging mongrels don’t read, but when you can, look up what happened to nazi collaborators after the hun chimp shot himself in the head on his wedding night. That same shit is coming for all you high schoool dropouts. And clean America can’t wait to see it.

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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Dear, Earthlings, if the libertarian tech-bro-fascists have the ability to covertly video tape you without your knowledge or consent, they are going to video tape you. We’ve all met at least one computer geek in our lives. Do they strike you as normal or do they strike you as creepy wierdos?

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