Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Can I brag on my third grader for a second? Poor guy struggled with doing homework in first and second, but he's really locked in this year... which happens to be the first year he gets an big kid report card. First quarter: straight A's. 050 5
Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Psychically willing the weather patterns to change so you can have your night my dude 000 0
Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026the masculine urge to be aggressively hit on by an objectively beautiful woman so you have the chance to say "no thanks i'm married" and walk away 110 1
Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026in a show of support for my bi brothers and sisters i will be visiting Tumblr for the first time 001 1
Reposted by Jimbly X. HoosgowJimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Kid Rock looks like if Maculay Culkin retired to a Natty Light farm upstate 001 1
Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Looks like half of Ridgeland is out of power so that's fun 000 0
Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"Oof, nat 1. Your tomahawk missile misfires and destroys an aid tent. Roll bluff." 010 1
Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Good question. If he had a statistically average 5 inches, he would not have become Eliezer Yudkowski. Also shut up. 000 0
Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026How can you possibly know that Jimbly? And aren't you engaging in body shaming? 100 1
Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Eleizer Yudkowski has a very small penis. Ask me how I know. 100 1
Reposted by Jimbly X. HoosgowLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The first time I try will be half-ass I promise 28918 89
Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026When COVID first started getting bad, my job had everyone working from home pretty quickly. I changed jobs before we went back to full-time on-site. My new job, which I've had for three years, is fully WFH. Is it weird that it feels like quarantine never ended for me? 010 1
Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It's been three months since Josie came home from the shelter, and she's the best friend my kid has ever had. 010 1
Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 20/07/2026"I have a black friend". No. A black person tolerates you. 031 3
Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Me: "You were vomiting yesterday." Dog: "Correct." Me: "You skipped breakfast today." Dog: "Also correct." Me: "Perhaps today we rest." Dog: "Counterpoint: Tennis ball exists." 010 1
Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 13/06/2026There's something deeply unsettling about a 40 pound dog sitting and staring at you in the dark, pawing at your arm Turns out she needed a late night poop but still 000 0
Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 08/06/2026We are now on day 3 of pet ownership. This weekend was a lot of fetch and walks and following us everywhere which had me concerned for today when I started working again. Luckily I work from home. She's been snoring since about 9:30am, and utterly rejected my attempt to walk her in the midday heat. 020 2
Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 02/06/2026The serial killer is the only predator whose prey is exclusively human 110 1
Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 30/05/2026media.tenor.coma group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .ALT: a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor . 110 1
Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Thinking about taking the 8-year-old to a concert in Nashville. Anyone have experiences at the Ryman? I'm concerned about the noise level, he bailed on a monster truck show a few years back. 000 0
Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Well hot damn, CARA has an event at LeFleur's Bluff on June 6 120 2
Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Pet people, a question: 8yo is almost to the point where he's proven ready for a pet. He's leaning toward a kitten, but the shelter hasn't had many puppies; when he's interacted with one, he's been a ball of joy. Is there anywhere he might be able to get more puppy exposure and be informed? 130 3
Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 12/05/2026When it happens, Andy Kaufman will come riding from the clouds on a chariot of fire 041 4
Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 12/05/2026It's been about 72 hours since I got my head shaved. I still picture myself with shoulder length hair, even as I sit here idly scratching at the stubble over my right ear. My head is cold in a way I don't recall ever experiencing. 030 3
Reposted by Jimbly X. HoosgowSam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 10/05/2026[at the last judgment] JESUS: And the baby prisons? EVANGELICALS: to own the libs, right JESUS: And the libs, who are they EVANGELICALS: uh mostly illegal aliens. if we really hate a pretty girl we call her fatherless. some widows JESUS: Alien, fatherless, widow, got it. So you see these millstones 72650464 2.7K
Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 10/05/2026There were two breeds of DBZ OC back then: arm guy, and sword guy. Sadly, I was a sword guy. 010 1
Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Its official. The only podcast at the intersection of "does good work", "is entertaining", and "doesn't take sponsors" is ending after over 1100 episodes. Alex Jones is a snake and a villain. Dan and Jordan are heroes. 072 7
Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Mazel! I'm going to continue imagining you to be a bewildered black cat if that's okay. 130 3
Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 02/05/2026The worst person you've ever met: "Uhm, look up why the original Tron was denied the Oscar for Best Visual Effects, Philistines..." 000 0
Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 02/05/2026If i ever have actual money, I'm going to commission art of my favorite anime characters in Alex Ross style Tell me the first picture wouldn't go hard in the style of the second 020 2
Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 02/05/2026@pearlriverflow.com wasn't kidding, county line fish hut fucking rips 020 2
Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I actually genuinely approve of combining obsolete tech with noncontemporaneous aesthetics Give me an art deco CRT TV/VCR combo. Hit me with a cyberpunk trepanation drill. Disco-themed opium dens. Brutalist ice box. 010 1