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Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Can I brag on my third grader for a second? Poor guy struggled with doing homework in first and second, but he's really locked in this year... which happens to be the first year he gets an big kid report card. First quarter: straight A's.

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Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

the masculine urge to be aggressively hit on by an objectively beautiful woman so you have the chance to say "no thanks i'm married" and walk away

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Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

in a show of support for my bi brothers and sisters i will be visiting Tumblr for the first time

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Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Kid Rock looks like if Maculay Culkin retired to a Natty Light farm upstate

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Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Looks like half of Ridgeland is out of power so that's fun

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Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Eleizer Yudkowski has a very small penis. Ask me how I know.

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The first time I try will be half-ass I promise

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Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

When COVID first started getting bad, my job had everyone working from home pretty quickly. I changed jobs before we went back to full-time on-site. My new job, which I've had for three years, is fully WFH. Is it weird that it feels like quarantine never ended for me?

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Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It's been three months since Josie came home from the shelter, and she's the best friend my kid has ever had.

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Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Me: "You were vomiting yesterday." Dog: "Correct." Me: "You skipped breakfast today." Dog: "Also correct." Me: "Perhaps today we rest." Dog: "Counterpoint: Tennis ball exists."

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Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

There's something deeply unsettling about a 40 pound dog sitting and staring at you in the dark, pawing at your arm Turns out she needed a late night poop but still

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Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

We are now on day 3 of pet ownership. This weekend was a lot of fetch and walks and following us everywhere which had me concerned for today when I started working again. Luckily I work from home. She's been snoring since about 9:30am, and utterly rejected my attempt to walk her in the midday heat.

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Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

The serial killer is the only predator whose prey is exclusively human

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Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Thinking about taking the 8-year-old to a concert in Nashville. Anyone have experiences at the Ryman? I'm concerned about the noise level, he bailed on a monster truck show a few years back.

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Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Pet people, a question: 8yo is almost to the point where he's proven ready for a pet. He's leaning toward a kitten, but the shelter hasn't had many puppies; when he's interacted with one, he's been a ball of joy. Is there anywhere he might be able to get more puppy exposure and be informed?

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Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Broke: Steven Miller Woke: Nazferatu

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Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

When it happens, Andy Kaufman will come riding from the clouds on a chariot of fire

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Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

It's been about 72 hours since I got my head shaved. I still picture myself with shoulder length hair, even as I sit here idly scratching at the stubble over my right ear. My head is cold in a way I don't recall ever experiencing.

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Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

I'mma start calling my wife Mississippi

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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 10/05/2026

[at the last judgment] JESUS: And the baby prisons? EVANGELICALS: to own the libs, right JESUS: And the libs, who are they EVANGELICALS: uh mostly illegal aliens. if we really hate a pretty girl we call her fatherless. some widows JESUS: Alien, fatherless, widow, got it. So you see these millstones

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Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Its official. The only podcast at the intersection of "does good work", "is entertaining", and "doesn't take sponsors" is ending after over 1100 episodes. Alex Jones is a snake and a villain. Dan and Jordan are heroes.

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Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

The worst person you've ever met: "Uhm, look up why the original Tron was denied the Oscar for Best Visual Effects, Philistines..."

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Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

If i ever have actual money, I'm going to commission art of my favorite anime characters in Alex Ross style Tell me the first picture wouldn't go hard in the style of the second

POV of a teenage boy with green hair trying to fight what appears to be a muscle with a face

Shazam, a superhero in a red jumpsuit with gold trim and a gleaming lightning bolt chest insignia, towers over Superman as lightning illuminates the sky. The text reads "... by a single bolt of lightning. Armageddon has arrived."

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Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

@pearlriverflow.com wasn't kidding, county line fish hut fucking rips

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Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

I actually genuinely approve of combining obsolete tech with noncontemporaneous aesthetics Give me an art deco CRT TV/VCR combo. Hit me with a cyberpunk trepanation drill. Disco-themed opium dens. Brutalist ice box.

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Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Bad news: I agreed to stop playing Dead By Daylight since it was giving kiddo nightmares just knowing I had the thing. Good news: We've been playing My Hero Ultra Rumble Bad news: Ultra Rumble suuuuuuuucks

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Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

TIL that Danielle Fishel's (Topanga on Boy/Girl Meets World, and the first crush of every female-attracted American male currently between the ages of 37 and 44) father was the president of a publicly traded Fortune 500 company. Also that the 90s were not kind to her. Breaks my heart.

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Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

git gud at game you say. you are doing an ableism. i require aimbots and wallhacks and the like because i am very stupid. would you tell "helen keller" to git gud? i think you would. fascist.

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Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Everybody Knows That Capitalizing Every Word Is The Secret To Being Taken Seriously

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Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Every Republican who expresses shick and horror when Democrats use Republican tactics can choke on guano

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Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Big ups to Penta, Dragon Lee, Rey Mysterio, JD McDonagh, Je'von Evans, and Rusev for putting on the kind of ladder match that may have made my son a lifelong fan

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Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

It took 30 years and a child of my own, but I'm finally getting the father-son Wrestlemania I always wanted

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Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

My job offers *some* free online learning, so I thought I'd see what they had. I've been meaning to learn Linux anyway. Lo and behold, they have a Linux course! Huzzah! I open the course, and the videos are all voiced by early TikTok AI. I want to throat a grenade.

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Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

if u rearrange the letters in moshpit u get mopshit

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Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

My mother's father has a full head of salt and pepper hair. I have a bald spot the size of a croquet ball just above my left temple. Twas but tennis ball sized a month ago. I'm about three weeks away from taking the plunge. Genetics are horseshit.

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Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Dead By Daylight lets you live out the masculine AND feminine fantasy of grabbing people who annoy you and repeatedly impaling them on a grimy meathook.

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Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Shit I think I actually like Dead By Daylight

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Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Protip: you can go to the Webster Animal Shelter and see kittens

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Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Tonight in "things I never thought I'd say as a dad": I know you've been saving, and I'm very proud, but I'm not letting you spend $100 on in-gane currency for a My Hero Academia gacha gane

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Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

But yeah, keep using Israel as a synecdoche for global Judaism, nothing horrendous will happen again.

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Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Halfway through The Metamorphosis of Prime Intellect. Utterly fascinating idea: what if the AI from "I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream" was genuinely trying its best?

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Jimbly X. Hoosgow @mrbadtakes.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

The Webster Animal Shelter in Madison has the universe's most adorable puppy in need of a good home, and I'm pissed that I can't afford a house big enough for the beast this thing will become. I don't know breeds, but she looks like a human-infant-sized K9. Perfect pupper, can't help. Perhaps you?

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