Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 6hI believe it's a problematic age gap for people who were famous when I knew who the celebrities were to date celebrities who got famous after I got old. I believe this regardless of their actual ages. 000
Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 6hOur instrument rentals have all been through a local shop, but working with NEMC which was bought by private equity at some point (they may have sold it since then who knows) 000
Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I left my credit card at a Disneyland restaurant over the summer. I got it back really easily, but I had to say "I think I left it at Goofy's Kitchen" to a bunch of people. 010
Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 05/10/2026You know, when I saw this I thought "I hope Mike is with us for a good while, but when the time comes, maybe he'll be looked after by a karaoke bartender who cares for him very much" 010
Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Aslan using a sword? Confusing. Reepicheep using a sword? It Just Makes Sense. I'm probably not just saying that because I love Reepicheep. 2120
Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This is one of the more interesting things I've been about a celebrity death 120
Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I took my husband to a Lego store where he saw how much you set I'm doing with our daughter right now cost. Big mistake. 010
Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Isn't this posting to see if you're a ghost trick just the 2026 version of when you had yourself on your own AIM friend list for the same reason? 110
Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026That is in fact what a Willi Carlisle song produced by Tyler Childers sounds like. 020
Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I wish ours would sleep in a box instead of the chair I bought for myself 111
Reposted by Mr_RoarbertCarter Lowe @whitesoxx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026They are cooking up food in the #WhiteSox stadium that you cannot possibly comprehend 2963787
Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It's just a coincidence that the songs on the radio when I was a kid are all actually genius uses of tropes and the current stuff isn't. 110
Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I grew up on country cliches, and I can still love them, but it can also be so lazy. It's kind of "genre music" like books, a good genre book can deploy cliches in interesting ways, but most of them don't. 110
Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"Do not use this map to make decisions!" No kidding 020
Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Oh yes, I assumed he was gauging a presidential run, that's what I was reacting to. 010
Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026As a Marylander, the part I'm noticing is "my senator is giving a speech to people in NH" 110
Reposted by Mr_RoarbertFred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My patrician told me Phoenicians keep eating his consuls so I asked how many consuls he has and he said he just goes to Fields of Mars and has a dictator for elections send him a suffect consul afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding consuls to Phoenicians and then Two started crying. 017424
Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My kid hated it when I played "Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da" the other day and I didn't have the heart to tell her I could play songs of that album she'd hate so much more. 010
Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Yes, I remember what I got on a test in 10th grade. I'm that kind of person, even when I fail. 000
Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I remember loving (high school) calculus because suddenly there was a lot of algebra I didn't need to know anymore. My 49 on the test on conic sections suddenly didn't matter. 100
Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 21/09/2026At first I assumed this was a list of upcoming movies and was excited that my dad was going to get ANOTHER chance to see The Shadow in theaters 010
Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I'm still very much a Southerner in a lot of ways, but regular trips to New England is one of the perks of having married a Yankee. 010
Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My parents had a whole list of times they called poison control they liked to recite to me as a kid. I remember it included some hand lotion and a root beer that had been sitting open in the garage for months (that one feels like it was kind of their fault) 010
Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Whenever I do something that upsets her she calls me "my father! who loves me!" while doing the gesture of a Victorian lady getting the vapors. 030
Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Clueless is the standout of those. If we really need to listen to "Iris" while driving up 95, we reach for Dizzy Up the Girl which we conveniently also have. 110
Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Our road trip CD collection includes the soundtracks for Romeo + Juliet, Clueless, AND City of Angels. 110
Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Not a marine biologist (don't tell ten year old me), but I think it's a fin whale? Especially if it's notably big for a whale. 010
Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Disney+ hitting me with a deranged category recommendation 110
Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I have an 11:00 calendar invite today for an event called "11:30 meeting." Just phenomenal. 010
Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I wondered what denomination that was and learned the answer was "none/several" 110
Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 11/09/2026One of my all time favorite Amazon reviews is a guy who got really upset that that book taught kids that football was dangerous. 020
Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 09/09/2026A friend of mine was running late and got locked out of our high school, which didn't normally lock the doors in this days. That's also why she got the news from Howard Stern. 110
Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I'm deeply confused how you get yourself to anything other than working class for a nanny? I mean I assume these are not people thinking "well after she marries Mr. Sheffield..." 120
Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Watching my dad after his mom died was interesting. Funeral arrangements was the thing that kept his mind off grieving. I didn't see him even seem that sad until the actual service. He was too focused on making sure he got the best deal on the coffin. 050
Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I was once, well attacked is a strong word, but an angry harbor seal capsized my kayak. 110
Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I'm definitely married to someone who says bubbler. For a while our kid did as well, but I'm guessing school has changed that. 010
Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I have a coworker who drinks out of water bottle that has these two stickers next to each other. I assume they're wagering that calling them out requires admitting to knowing stuff that people won't admit in the office. They're right, because I just raised my eyebrows and didn't say anything. 110
Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 04/09/2026For a while it was saying South Carolina, and it turns out I'm too from North Carolina not to get really mad about that. 000
Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I hate when a one time code is just random numbers and not something that makes sense to my brain. 020
Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Our cat has kept us safe from several crickets (and brutally murdered a mouse, just an absolute horror movie scene) 100
Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I think I'd be happier with a non-Big Nate themed fart poster than a Big Nate themed non-fart poster 010
Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 28/08/2026My parents were just in Quebec and apparently got yelled at in French about Donald Trump. This isn't wrong. They're exactly the Americans who should get yelled at about Donald Trump. 020
Reposted by Mr_RoarbertProfessor Peter Matthews @urbaneprofessor.bsky.social · 07/09/2025This frontispiece in my book just made me laugh a lot. Is this Buddhist reincarnation, or some other form of afterlife? 753400991
Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Kids should eat cereal for normal reasons, like how it doesn't taste like apple. 020
