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Mr_Roarbert

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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is one of the more interesting things I've been about a celebrity death
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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A picture from "The Green Ribbon" from In a Dark, Dark Room and other Scary Stories
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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Disney+ hitting me with a deranged category recommendation
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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I have a coworker who drinks out of water bottle that has these two stickers next to each other. I assume they're wagering that calling them out requires admitting to knowing stuff that people won't admit in the office. They're right, because I just raised my eyebrows and didn't say anything.
A pink Uno style card that says SWITCHThe logo for the Charlie XCX album brat
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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
For a while it was saying South Carolina, and it turns out I'm too from North Carolina not to get really mad about that.
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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s
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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Lol I just texted you this
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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The "you wouldn't download a car" meme but it says "you wouldn't purloin a letter"
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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
We stuck our heads out to watch and got a lot of judgement from the cat
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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Surprisingly radical messages at the trampoline park
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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
One of my all time favorite Wikipedia pictures is this one of NBA player Chris Webber
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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
During the work day, my husband only texts me if it's really important
A text that says "So I've been thinking about it and I think I'd kill Mario, marry Luigi, and fuck Waluigi"
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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Lol
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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Having successfully subdued the catnip present, she's taking a nap
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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
A very big day for All My Friends from My 20s
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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Let the cat name the baby! What's the worst that could happen?
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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Do you think she liked being called "The Squirrel"
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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
This is what they took from you
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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I'm going to assume living near DC is why I was able to grab this one
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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Genuinely outstanding reply I got from my husband when I made a similar joke. (I was carpooling some kids listening to KPop Demon Hunters)
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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Like this?
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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I don't know if my kid will turn out to be queer but if she DOES her Animal Crossing outfit choices were an early sign (My queer spouse said I was allowed to post this)
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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
My mom got him these as a Christmas present once but I think they're not official
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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Someone realized I was reading instead of petting her
A bicolor tabby cat sitting on a book
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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Homer Simpson in a bathtub, labeled "reading my kid older books to expose her to different vocabulary" about to be hit with a chair by Bart Simpson, labeled "My daughter using 'queer' like she's Lewis Carroll"
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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Which way, modem man?
A text message that says "Natty" with the phone suggesting either "Boh" or "Bumppo"
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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
The Vince McMahon meme with the text
My husband makes a joke
It's about something I read in high school
It's about a Cavalier poet
It's about "To Lucasta Going to the Warres"
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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
"His name is Fred Pots"
A sign telling you not to let a cat named Fred Pots into the store
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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
That's uhh one way to describe "deputy general counsel" I guess
Text that says
Goon SUSPECT
The role may involve advocacy on behalf of the university, which can seen as protecting interests
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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
That seems shockingly high for any Arby's but especially that one
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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
A text I received from a birding friend about catbirds
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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
They also said you can't drink beer. I went looking for beer sales statistics and now I'm distracted imagining the beer production is measured in Brazilian Butt Lifts. It COULD be a measurement of volume.
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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Post a fictional death they devastated you
The cover of the book Where the Red Fern Grows
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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
The "you refuse to help the Dutch resistance" ending from this World War II choose your own adventure style book goes Very Hard
Text from a children's book that says: 
But your not disappears when you learn your brother was captured. He was tried as a traitor and shipped to a concentration camp in Germany. He died there. Everyone calls him a hero. You wish you could have been as brave as he was. 

THE END
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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Our daughter loves this series, which includes this fantastic book/cover
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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I think some of you might enjoy this post from a parenting forum
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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Good news!
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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
The rest of my family had plans for today so I'm spending it with my couch buddy
A bicolor tabby cat snoozing on a couch
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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Show me your pet and what they were named after
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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
The cover of the album Aquarium by Aqua
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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
I once set up a table at a family friend's yard sale and sold all the toys I'd outgrown to buy this beauty.
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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
An "In this house we believe sign" using the text of "The Second Coming" by William Butler Yeats. In this house we believe:
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere   
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst   
Are full of passionate intensity.
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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
Regretting telling my husband about the woman with the Sick Sad World sweatshirt I saw
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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
I can offer our cat and our child's drawing of our cat?
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Mr_Roarbert @mr-roarbert.bsky.social · 27/09/2024
The likeness is incredible
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