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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick

@mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social
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Wumbologist. Not a doctor on TV but I do play one in real life. Dr. Spaceman is my role model. I like birds. 8647. Mormonish? I use this account to yell at clouds. “Disingenuous dickhead” -anonymous Redditor review “Dumbass” - my PD

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This is becoming very Mormon coded very fast
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Celebration Station @abracabradabra.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Arrested Development character Kitty Sanchez maniacally laughing alongside her boss in a public display of sycophant fealty and devotion.
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
@zentensivistilko.bsky.social could I ask you a question? I’m considering pursuing critical care as a fellowship, and I’m wondering if I would be able to work only as a critical care physician preferably in an academic setting. Is that possible or is some EM always going to be necessary?
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Tracy Jordan: “Uh oh Ken- we may have fallen into the intellectual deep end, and if you try to grab onto me, we may both drown” Kenneth Parcell: “What if there’s no God?” Tracy Jordan: “Okay” *grabs pizza* “Time to go” #30rock
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This film has more dinosaur sex than expected, of which I expect zero. Weird movie.
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A ★ review of The End of Oak Street (2026)
This review may contain spoilers. Visit the page to bypass this warning and read the review.
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
BEWARE DOG @darthbluesky.bsky.social The dog:
A dog with a silly grin on his face wearing glasses looking like a nerd. Beware.
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Giving my dog nasty tasting medicine: a tail in 7 photos 1/7 “What did you do?” #dogsofbluesky @darthbluesky.bsky.social
An elderly red furred dog with a white face and chest and a black nose grimaces his face at the taste of nasty medicine
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The Bear is so so good. I find it very relatable being in medicine. The commentary on devotion, sacrifice, loving what you do, dealing with burnout, trying to balance personal life with career, trauma inflicted from one gen of professionals to the next. The themes really speak to me #emsky #medsky
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Okay here’s an idea we could we trick ICE into wearing cameras recording everything they do by saying they are cool “Meta AI rayban glasses” and then record all their crimes for prosecution
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Driving down a street nearby my house and my wife points out a lady wearing pajama pants and a bikini top. I tell her a bikini top isn’t that weird. “With a chainsaw?” She says and I do a double take. And sure as hell the lady was carrying around a chainsaw in her left hand.
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J🌹 @suburbansocialist.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
My revulsion at the mainstream media for participating in the WHCD tonight can’t be overstated. They’re laughing at his jokes and shaking his hand? Fuck off. The corporate press is an enemy addicted to access. And this was true before the Ellison’s started their takeover.
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This is the friendliest carjacking ever.
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Sourkraut and stone ground mustard on a beer brat. If we are talking an actual hot dog, I prefer the works: mustard, ketchup, sweet relish and onions. I remember Costco had a fresh onion dicer that diced it right on your dog.
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
If you are in line to touch the reflecting pool at the Capitol Mall, STAY IN LINE!!!
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
You know, I don't feel Trump gets nearly enough comeuppance or consequences for the horrendous things he does. So, when it comes to something as petty as his beloved makeover of the reflecting pool turning into an absolute disaster, I'll savor every moment. Mmmm, so good.
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Barney Gumble: Just Hook It To My Veins!!
ALT: Barney Gumble: Just Hook It To My Veins!!
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Colette Delawalla, PhD @cdelawalla.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
HALF of all federally funded clinical trials would be “illegal” under the new OMB rule. LEAVE YOUR PUBLIC COMMENT AND YELL AT YOUR CONGRESS CRITTERS.
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
smarty dog #dogsofbluesky #dogs
A silly dog wearing glasses and smiling
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
To be fair, I think a lot of people would struggle to stay awake listening to RFK Jr drone on about anything
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I’m tired of the rhetoric supporting “don’t discuss politics”. It does matter. Our politics reflects our values. Our politics determine who lives in freedom and who stays chained. If people had heeded the taboo we have self imposed of “never discuss politics at the dinner table or with friends”
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
An organization that wasted billions on fancy buildings doing work that made no difference instead of helping the poor, the sick, the needy. An organization that hoardes hundreds of billions like a dragon instead of again, helping the poor and needy. I do not buy his premise.
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Uh idk if it’s not true you perpetuated a lot of discrimination against LGBT folks that in some cases led to suicide, ruined families, isolated individuals. Plus participated and funded an organization that protected and continues to protect sexual predators.
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D. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
📌Barack Obama was targeted 11 times in assassination attempts during this two terms. I bet you don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch.
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I don’t understand what visible from space means anymore. Does it mean visible to the naked eye? From what distance from earth? Does satellite imagery count? My car is technically visible from space on satellite maps but it’s so small that really does not mean anything
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
It’s why medical boards sometimes don’t properly hold physicians accountable, it’s why churches often don’t hold abusers in the priesthood accountable, and it’s why professors and corporate leaders speak out why their own are punished. At the end of the day, it’s not about ideology, it’s about class
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Elites protect elites, even if ideologically they are opposed. People in positions of power fear when others with power are punished, because they see potential for themselves to be punished.
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
NATO has all but guaranteed Trump will pull the US out of the alliance. He see's appeasement like this as an invitation to go further.
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Apologetics 2.0: inoculation is def going to work guys #mormon #mormonism #exmo
Gru evil plan meme:
1. Teach members just enough of the weird and bad stuff about church history
2. Members become inoculated against the actual truth about church history
3. Members leave in even greater numbers than before 
*gru double takes and checks the plan in confusion*
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
@kenwhite.bsky.social if I see ICE at the airport can I calmly tell them to go fuck themselves for being Trump’s little fascist police?
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I know a family member who was very concerned about climate change and drought who relocated to the Utah valley area specifically because they felt it would be less likely to be affected. Which made no sense to me when it was a desert with little water in the first place.
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Gospel Topics essay on polygamy is absolutely ridiculous the more you think about it. When I first read it 10+ years ago it didn’t bother me because I didn’t think about it. It patched a hole and I moved on without digging deeper. #mormon #exmo #lds
Gospel topics essays be like:

(Lady with a disgusted face): Joseph married a 14 yo girl

(Same lady with an curiously interested face): Joseph married a girl several months before her 15th birthday
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Don’t worry it’s just Mike Lee’s privateers
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
If white supremacists could read they’d be very upset
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Is it bad that 1.5 years into my emergency medicine residency I am fundamentally unhappy at work. I have to force myself to pick up the next patient. I find my empathy increasingly gone. I routinely go entire shifts without eating, drinking or using the restroom to try to see more patients.
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
@pulmcrit.bsky.social have you ever heard of the forward/backward/external pressure approach to shock? I’m watching a critical care lecture from Dr. Sara Crager an EM/CC doc and it’s an interesting concept, but complicated and I am very dumb. Do you ever use it as a model?
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Also “we may not find out exactly what is going on but we are going to make sure nothing life-threatening is going on”
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Can foley’s cause bladder spasms? And is there a role for Vesicare or other antimiscarinics? I had a patient I admitted post op for ORIF with suprapubic spasms and urethral tip foley pain and no amount of dilaudid, urojet or anything could touch it.
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
“dammit” Tied with “Shit” Tied with “What’s bothering you the most right now?” The third one is what people hear, the first two are what I mutter under my breath #EMsky #EM #medicine #Medsky
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Facebook post from a guy I used to go to church with. A lawyer no less. One hell of a strawman. His brain has been absolutely cooked on right wing media. I responded but honestly I don’t think he’s posting in good faith and and additional responses will go nowhere with him. #ice #icesympathizers
For the record, I think it’s a tragedy that Pretti and Good lost their lives. I think full investigations should be done and as far as I can tell, I don’t think there was any cause for the Pretti shooting. It looked like a series of terrible things in too short of a time with too much noise and not enough communication. But it also looked like officers were assaulting people without cause. 

I also think that out of the tens of thousands of arrests, we would be hearing about all the ones that have gone wrong and it’s been these two as the major ones. It also happened where there are active sanctuary cities not anywhere else. It’s like causing the problem only to be appalled by the consequence you created. But people act like these two instances are all of ICE. Believe me, we’d hear about more  

And comparing deporting people to go back to their home countries (especially when one side actively hates the US, shouldn’t you be encouraging this?), to Nazi Germany is insane. There is a reason for these being the main controversies because in the vast majority of instances, no one is dying. 

On top of all of this, the census is based on populations, including illegal immigrants. That’s where we get the number of representatives in each state. The left is clearly very happy to allow more representatives in their states based on illegal immigration. This is how they steal the country.
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I think I need to take a break for a bit, between the 28 hr call shifts at the hospital on SICU and the constant authoritarian violence being perpetrated by Trump, Miller and ICE, I’m tapped out
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
just choked on my beverage
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Greg Bovino was asked how he felt about his demotion today. "Well, obviously, I'm not happy", he replied.
Someone in the crowd shouted back, "So which one are you?"
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
When you’re post-call or have a day off on a rotation where you do 28 hr shifts 😭 #medsky #emsky SICU is killing me right now
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
An entire community of thousands, here legally, having been demonized with deranged lies about eating pets, is about to be arbitrarily DECLARED illegal so they can be forcibly ethnically cleansed. I don’t want to hear one more fucking word about comparisons to Nazi Germany being overwrought.
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Abuser language. Victim blaming. Gaslighting. Greg Bovino deserves to hang for betraying American democracy (after a fair trial of course) If we let fascists live at it’s at our own peril, of both life and freedom.
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum. Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum. Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum. ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 24/01/2026
sorry, but the Founding Fathers' original intent for the 2nd Amendment was always *just* to do school shootings
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I hope all the people who spent the last few days saying there is nothing dems can do and a shutdown is useless so we need to accept the bipartisan DHS funding bill eat shit.
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Fucking murderers. Shot in the back 10 times. Shot repeatedly after he was already dead. Soulless ghouls.
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