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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick

@mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social
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Wumbologist. Not a doctor on TV but I do play one in real life. Dr. Spaceman is my role model. I like birds. 8647. Mormonish? I use this account to yell at clouds. “Disingenuous dickhead” -anonymous Redditor review “Dumbass” - my PD

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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
He’s rocking a Pierce Hawthorne trouser bench!
Pierce Hawthorne demonstrates the trouser bench, pants with a built in stool allowing the user to sit, though with a small risk of the stool leg slipping up one’s butt
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
#dogs #dogsodbluesky BEWARE DOG The Dog:
A blurry dog lunges at the camera with a goofy grin
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
#dogs #dogsofbluesky BEWARE DOG The Dog:
A muddy dog lays on the grass, exhausted, next to a tennis ball
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
BEWARE DOG The dog:
An old red dog with a white face looks up while his tongue sticks out crookedly. He is not threatening in the slightest
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
BEWARE DOG @darthbluesky.bsky.social The dog:
A dog with a silly grin on his face wearing glasses looking like a nerd. Beware.
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
7/7 betrayal side eye #dogsofbluesky
An elderly red furred dog with a white face and chest and a black nose, having accepted his fate of getting terrible tasting medicine, gives his owner a side eyed look of betrayal.
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
6/7 head shake right #dogsofbluesky
An elderly red furred dog with a white face and chest and a black nose shakes his head to the right to try to get rid of the medicine taste
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
5/7 head shake left #dogsofbluesky
An elderly red furred dog with a white face and chest and a black nose shakes his head left to try to get rid of the medicine taste
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
4/7 WTF #dogsofbluesky
An elderly red furred dog with a white face and chest and a black nose tries to spit out liquid medicine and looks in the still frame like he is shouting
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
3/7 Bleh #dogsofbluesky
An elderly red furred dog with a white face and chest and a black nose sticks his tongue out in hopes that will get rid of the taste of his medicine
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
2/7 “WHAT DID YOU DO?!?” #dogsofbluesky
An elderly red furred dog with a white face and chest and a black nose grimaces his face at the taste of nasty medicine. The grimace turns into a snarl
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Giving my dog nasty tasting medicine: a tail in 7 photos 1/7 “What did you do?” #dogsofbluesky @darthbluesky.bsky.social
An elderly red furred dog with a white face and chest and a black nose grimaces his face at the taste of nasty medicine
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Andy Dwyer from parks and rec looking sheepishly embarrassed says “I still don’t know who will stencil is or why people love/hate him.

And at this point, I’m too afraid to ask”
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
smarty dog #dogsofbluesky #dogs
A silly dog wearing glasses and smiling
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Excellent “twist” Greg, “revealing” you are a Nazi. We had no idea.
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Passive resistance! I learned it from Dr. King! I'm brave!
Tracy Jordan in 30 rock passively resisting
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
A sign on a street light says “do you want to learn to play the accordion?” With tabs to rip off with the words “no thank you” on each tab
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
They’ve become more plastic now than man, twisted and evil
Yikes
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
JD Vance looks eagerly at an anthropomorphic couch with eyes giving him the side eye
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Same energy
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Apologetics 2.0: inoculation is def going to work guys #mormon #mormonism #exmo
Gru evil plan meme:
1. Teach members just enough of the weird and bad stuff about church history
2. Members become inoculated against the actual truth about church history
3. Members leave in even greater numbers than before 
*gru double takes and checks the plan in confusion*
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Gospel Topics essay on polygamy is absolutely ridiculous the more you think about it. When I first read it 10+ years ago it didn’t bother me because I didn’t think about it. It patched a hole and I moved on without digging deeper. #mormon #exmo #lds
Gospel topics essays be like:

(Lady with a disgusted face): Joseph married a 14 yo girl

(Same lady with an curiously interested face): Joseph married a girl several months before her 15th birthday
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Jesus is shocked, shocked.
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Platner’s the Nazi gardener from community. People were too excited about his populist messaging to notice the signs.
Troy and Jeff from community suddenly realize all the racist things the gardener taking care of the trampoline said during their time with him.

They remember the gardener saying the trampoline garden was “a place free from darkness”, “some are just natural jumpers” referring to Troy,  then when they see a swastika tattoo on his chest he says “it’s going to be a maze”
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Arthur’s clenched fist, struggling to contain a desire for violence
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Alex Garland wasn’t far off the mark apparently
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
We are apparently all being manipulated by both sides to hate ICE. Believe him, he’s a marketer! He says he has facts! #ice #icesympathizers

What’s actually happening is simpler, but more diabolical.

Media is playing our society for fools.

You’re not reacting to facts. You’re reacting to narratives. 

Both sides are being gassed up by party leaders and political figure heads for THEIR gain. 

Not yours. 
Or Renee's. 
Or Alex's.

Let that sink in.

So those feelings bubbling up...

...are you being played like a fiddle for someone else's agenda.

It's your traumas, triggers, and tribalism. 

The animal brain in overdrive.

And thanks to algorithmic media, it's never been easier. 

I'm a marketer. I change minds for a living. And frankly, I'm disturbed and disappointed by what I see. 
But if people weren't so easy to manipulate, I guess I wouldn't have a career.

So listen. 

I'm not saying feelings aren't valid. 

I'm saying feelings aren't facts. 

The difference between an animal and a human is our capacity for rational thought. 

I sure hope we start using it.
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
He was quote posting a doozy of a post by a self described “moderate” Only 2 people were killed according to him out of 328,000 arrests so we can rest easy guys, it’s actually safer to be arrested by ICE than it is to drive! #ice #nazis #icesympathizers #moderates
This might be the most offensive post I've made. 

I genuinely don’t understand the public outrage around ICE and here's why:

The claims:

👉 ICE is a violent organization
👉 ICE is deporting “thousands” of legal U.S. citizens
👉 ICE detention is inhumane

But the facts don't agree.

Since 2025, ICE has made over 328,000 arrests.

During those arrest attempts, two people were killed (a 0.0006% incident rating).

Tragic. Unfortunate. Unjust. I agree.

But that still means 99.9994% of ICE arrests occurred without a fatal incident.

In terms of "mistaken identity", documented reporting shows 170 U.S. citizens mistakenly detained.

Some argue that number is underreported, so let’s be generous and double it to 340 just to appease the naysayers.

Even then, ICE got citizenship status right 99.9% of the time.
Next claim: “ICE detention is inhumane because people die in custody.”

According to record, 32 people died while in ICE custody in 2025. At the same time, ICE held 60,000+ detainees.

That puts the odds of dying in ICE custody at roughly 1 in 1,000 to 1 in 2,000.

For comparison, the crude annual death rate of the general U.S. population is about 1 in 100.

Said differently: All things being equal (which they never are), your odds of survival in ICE custody is better than your odds of survival outside of ICE custody.

Nothing – not even the best science in the world – is 100% accurate. 

So literally, in almost any other domain, an organization operating at 99.9%+ accuracy at this scale would be praised, not demonized.

(Ironically, that’s exactly why the head of ICE was awarded during the Obama administration)
 
Here's my point:

The facts don’t justify the outrage, cruelty, and hatred folks are directing at friends, coworkers, and even their families.
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Facebook post from a guy I used to go to church with. A lawyer no less. One hell of a strawman. His brain has been absolutely cooked on right wing media. I responded but honestly I don’t think he’s posting in good faith and and additional responses will go nowhere with him. #ice #icesympathizers
For the record, I think it’s a tragedy that Pretti and Good lost their lives. I think full investigations should be done and as far as I can tell, I don’t think there was any cause for the Pretti shooting. It looked like a series of terrible things in too short of a time with too much noise and not enough communication. But it also looked like officers were assaulting people without cause. 

I also think that out of the tens of thousands of arrests, we would be hearing about all the ones that have gone wrong and it’s been these two as the major ones. It also happened where there are active sanctuary cities not anywhere else. It’s like causing the problem only to be appalled by the consequence you created. But people act like these two instances are all of ICE. Believe me, we’d hear about more  

And comparing deporting people to go back to their home countries (especially when one side actively hates the US, shouldn’t you be encouraging this?), to Nazi Germany is insane. There is a reason for these being the main controversies because in the vast majority of instances, no one is dying. 

On top of all of this, the census is based on populations, including illegal immigrants. That’s where we get the number of representatives in each state. The left is clearly very happy to allow more representatives in their states based on illegal immigration. This is how they steal the country.
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
When you’re post-call or have a day off on a rotation where you do 28 hr shifts 😭 #medsky #emsky SICU is killing me right now
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
She reminds herself not to hoard money by giving her tithe to a church that hoards money? Okie dokie.
Jesus is confused
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
A very upset lady points and screams “kitchen table issues” while an irritated cat says “fascist tyranny is a kitchen table issue moron”
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Moral? Ethical?
Bovino gives his Gestapo brown shirts a Nazi salute as he leaves a Chicago courtroom
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Legal? Ethical? Moral?
Bovino “legally, ethically, morally” deploys tear gas against residents in Chicago protesting his goons Gestapo tactics
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Moral?
Bovino gives a Nazi salute to his brown shirts leaving a courtroom in Chicago.
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Legal. Ethical. Moral.
Bovino “Legally, ethically, and morally” throws a gas of tear gas at residents protesting his gestapo brown shirts
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Greg Bovino, American Fascist 6/
Greg Bovino screams and points at someone who did something he doesn’t like
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Jesus looks shocked and disgusted
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Greg Bovino, American Fascist 5/
Greg Bovino gives a fucking Nazi salute to his “troops” as he leaves a Chicago court house
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Greg Bovino, American Fascist 4/
Greg Bovino lobs a tear gas canister at a crowd of protestors/onlookers with a snarl and an expression of pure hatred on his face
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Greg Bovino, American Fascist 3/
Greg Bovino strolls through American neighborhoods surrounded by masked goons pretending to be stormtroopers armed with assault rifles in full tactical gear like he’s farther fucking vader (spoiler- he’s actually a small coward)
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Greg Bovino, American Fascist 2/
Greg Bovino cosplays as a Nazi, surrounded by masked stormtroopers walking through federal court in Chicago
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Greg Bovino, American Fascist 1/
Greg Bovino cosplays as a nazi in his custom made CBP trenchcoat
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Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick @mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Greg Bovino, American Fascist 3/
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