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@motorcycleyeen.bsky.social
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30, tinkerer, motorcyclist, IT analyst, infrared photography nerd, and enjoyer of high-mileage vehicles. Living in central Illinois but desperate for the mountains. Demi or Ace or something, idk. This is a 21+ account, even though I don't post nsfw stuff

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Kayak @motorcycleyeen.bsky.social · 4h
is... is that a sonar module? did bro make is own backup sensor???
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Kayak @motorcycleyeen.bsky.social · 5h
"I hope this works... or it explodes in a funny way" I hope those are my final words
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Apex @apexlobo.bsky.social · 10h
I’m sucking with my proboscis
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Kayak @motorcycleyeen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
me: hey team our app server has that fucked rdp update so people can't get in team, in unison: I don't care me: awwww, do u need our creep boss to come back and tell u what to do? do you need your little hands held?🥺 tactic worked, they're actually looking into it now (I'm on the road or I'd do it)
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Hubris @hubrisdog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wonderfully cute ych from @berensreverie.bsky.social
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Rain Hayes @rainhayes.com · 07/10/2026
We hiked up to a glassy alpine lake in the #Sierra Nevada. At 9,604' (2927m), it was a gloriously warm October day, good for a half-second dip in the extremely cold water. Amazing – at that elevation, everything automatically appears in #infrared. :) #NaturePhotography #blackandwhite #mountains
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Kayak @motorcycleyeen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
my boss set the background for our Microsoft login screen to some HORRENDOUS AI pic. like, it's soooo bad. might share later when it's changed. but I wanna put something better there and I'm thinking an IR photo since that's My Thing™️ hoping I can take a photo I actually like for once
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Sheb @qazsxdr.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
tha goober
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Taasz/Woof @woofthefox.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Some photos from a work trip to Moab and the La Sal mountains #moab #lasal #fall
Looking down into a deep valley from a ledgeA yellow aspen tree in front of a large mountain.
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Intergalactic zoomies @forgie.art · 04/10/2026
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An anthropomorphic coyote male standing in a cornfield looking back at the viewer, he is standing infront of a red Saskatchewan grain elevator
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Kayak @motorcycleyeen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He's high as shit on morphine and is answering the IT hotline from the ambulance as they transport him to a different hospital. I really do live in a sitcom.
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Kayak @motorcycleyeen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
monthly in-person department meeting canceled! 🥳 (boss got in a motorcycle wreck and is in the hospital)
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pine 🌼 @umbel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
comm for @foxjump.bsky.social #furry #commission
a sketch of two anthro coyote characters holding hands while working on a motorcyle
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Kayak @motorcycleyeen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ma & Pa's liquors "liquor in the front, poker in the back" Abingdon, IL
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Kayak @motorcycleyeen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
hims bigger now, no neuter needed anymore :3
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Sheb @qazsxdr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mf 🅱️ee
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me.
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Kayak @motorcycleyeen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
fuck it, just take all the spectral photos you want all at once, who even cares anymore unironically interesting but I haven't looked at the price because I'm horrified to know (and also curious how they all end up at the same enough exposure level since it's all going to the same sensor)
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Kayak @motorcycleyeen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
finally down from irritable but passing through the "bad thoughts stick around longer than they should" danger zone. would this process pleaseeee just hurry up 😩
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Kayak @motorcycleyeen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh wow a glass of kirkland canadian whiskey on an empty stomach was not my finest idea
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Kayak @motorcycleyeen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ideal EDC spotted at the route 66 museum
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Sheb @qazsxdr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She got a new toy, I think she loves it
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Kayak @motorcycleyeen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Kayak @motorcycleyeen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
on the upside, margs for @qazsxdr.bsky.social birfday
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Kayak @motorcycleyeen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
TO WHOEVER IS PRAYING FOR THE DOWNFALL OF MY FLEET: PLEASE STOP. I WAS NOT AWARE YOU HAD A DIRECT LINE TO GOD
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Maple Syrup 🔞 @maplesyrupart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
one of the worst and most terrifying pieces of information that ive learned is that in order to make friends you kind of have to be annoying to people. and if they like it thenn you can be friends. friendship is just when you both like when the other one is annoying
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a spoopy red rock with 8 legs @unfixable.place · 27/09/2026
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Jasper @sunfire900.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Got my film photos back from my recent trip to Seattle!
Black-and-white photograph of a bus bar. Across the middle, a metal bracket is labeled "HIGH VOLTAGE" in capital letters, one right-side up and one upside down, with a small bolt and a circular fitting between them. A thin cable runs diagonally across the foreground.Black-and-white photograph of a vintage black rotary payphone mounted inside a large, white, illuminated shell-shaped alcove. Above it, a lit rectangular sign reads "TELEPHONE." The handset hangs on the phone's left side on a coiled cord. The surrounding wall is dark and textured.Black-and-white photograph of a brewery or production room interior. A row of large stainless steel conical fermenting tanks on metal legs runs from center to right, with valves, gauges, and clamped hoses, and papers taped to two tanks near the front. Overhead, exposed beams and ductwork carry pipes, valves, and tubing; three cylindrical white pendant lamps hang at intervals along the ceiling. At left, a wooden workbench with tools and drawers, a metal rack, and a plastic pallet tank on a hand truck. A chain barrier crosses the dark floor in the foreground.Black-and-white photograph of a wide city intersection. Overhead, a dense web of streetcar wires and cables crisscrosses the sky, with traffic lights hanging from them, one showing a green arrow. Street signs on the poles read "RAINIER AVE S," and one pole holds a "NO TURN ON RED" sign. A snow-capped mountain, Mount Rainier, is visible at the vanishing point at the end of the street. At left, large leafy trees, a low building with a cursive "S" sign, two pedestrians on the sidewalk, and a line of cars facing the camera. At right, a multi-story apartment building with a grid of windows, more trees, parked cars, a person standing on the sidewalk, and a wall with graffiti. Empty crosswalk-striped pavement in the foreground.
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Kayak @motorcycleyeen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
need to drive 2 hours to meet up with a friend at a museum, goldwing is dead, pontiac is making front end growling noise, truck guzzles fuel, and the corolla needs an alignment shitbox ownership sucks LMAO
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Kayak @motorcycleyeen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
that's a lot cooler than just a lame ass vinyl sticker for the company info. nice
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Kayak @motorcycleyeen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
what's a yeen gotta do to get an evening of drunken making out and heavy petting ...oh yeah, let my guard down and be comfortable being vulnerable. damn. universe is homophobic
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Kayak @motorcycleyeen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
love that you can tell which office is mine from outside LMAO
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Bill Rat @billbeagle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🪱 💔
Bill Beagle: (Looks at a sign that says "Gummy Worms for Sale")
Beagle: Rat, Would you still love me if--
Rat: I don't love you, I've never loved you. 
Beagle: (looks down tearfully)
Rat: (Stone-faced as he has been the whole comic)
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Kayak @motorcycleyeen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
trying to get two competing automation vendors to play nice with each other and stop hating each other for long enough to get some software to work has already gotten really old. it must be what it's like to work with children 😑
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Kayak @motorcycleyeen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I hate that my adhd meds take months to come back up to speed after I miss several doses in a row I have passed the normal executive function level and advanced to "irritable and obsessive" stage where I'll be for a week or two until I finally level back out as my brain gets used to the
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Barrett Davis @barrettdavis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Taken earlier this summer. The more subdued colors of 720 nm filter have grown on me a bit.
The Voss sun model / sculpture at Purdue in 720 nm infrared. The sculpture is framed by leaves in the foreground and stands against buildings with silver and gold windows in the background. The image has a desaturated, wintry look to it.
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BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
MUCH RESPECT TO PEOPLE NICER THAN ME
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Deadly/Lowkey: BLUE EDITION @lowkeynottoastbs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Stinky Gnoll Creature
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Wulver @teethboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s true more and more now
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Bill Rat @billbeagle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A Moment at a Convention
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 15/09/2026
Folks checking their email today.
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Kayak @motorcycleyeen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
shit, forgot to enter the mff lottery
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Sam Grittner @samgrittner.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
All the wrong people hate themselves.
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Kayak @motorcycleyeen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
LMAO youtu.be/z_vwf9IzaEg
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Zennie @zenniefox.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
love it when it tracks
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Xavier @xavierbigfox.net · 11/09/2026
Inspired by experience Too many pings at work in too short a time, how can I get anything done?
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Zera @zerawooo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Motorcycle workshop!
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Goodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026
Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
A hand holding a model train with a replica of the same graffiti on the full scale train car behind it.A model train with two graffiti pieces on opposite sides.
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BoogLawlry @piss.mom · 03/09/2026
Surprise gift art I got today from @tinyheehaw.bsky.social who understands me thoroughly
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Kayak @motorcycleyeen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
tax and registration at the DMV for this $2k truck was $425 is it that bad everywhere else or is Illinois just especially mean?
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