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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF

@burke.deer.army
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Burke Gay deer, engineer, dumb thoughts here. 39, he/him, Northern Minnesota

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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 28/09/2026
My friends with diesel pickups are commiserating fuel prices and I'm fighting the urge to do EV smug posting in the group chat.
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 23/09/2026
Furry Oktoberfest this weekend!
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 15/09/2026
Folks checking their email today.
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 10/09/2026
This came to me as I sent a venmo
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 09/09/2026
Just experienced a very sketchy commission process, let's see if I just PayPal'd 50 bucks into the void lol...
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 28/08/2026
Do any of my fellow hoofurs have a jingle bell harness, and if so where'd you get yours? I want to be extra festive for MFF this year :3
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 04/09/2026
I'm trying to find a telegram sticker I've seen like once: it was an African wild dog with a big shit eating grin. Does that sound familiar to anyone
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 04/09/2026
I'm trying to find a telegram sticker I've seen like once: it was an African wild dog with a big shit eating grin. Does that sound familiar to anyone
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 03/09/2026
My car is in for a tire rotation and a recall for the ECU firmware and the guy at the desk tells me "Could be an hour maybe 2 for the software, sometimes we lose connection to the satellite" And I'm just thinking "Buddy, Toyota is not transmitting firmware updates via satellite"
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 28/08/2026
Do any of my fellow hoofurs have a jingle bell harness, and if so where'd you get yours? I want to be extra festive for MFF this year :3
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Incog @incogthedeer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
What happens when you are done fursuiting and need to release some tension and relax? With @burke.deer.army Art by @dbruinart.bsky.social
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 26/08/2026
The last night of megaplex, some deer twink was being carried around the pool princess style and I've never been more jealous in my life.
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@LukeDeHorse🔜MFF @popito214.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Found Minnesota’s greatest furries @burke.deer.army
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 19/08/2026
Deranged airport bloody
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 18/08/2026
Kind of a non sequitur but Tom Scott says "ass" in this video I don't think I've ever heard him swear youtu.be/EU-rZuJxdbw?...
youtu.be
This 100-year-old ride must never change again.
YouTube video by Tom Scott
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 12/08/2026
Megaplex soon! Do: Ask for hugs and pictures ✅ Invite me to your parties ✅ Climb on my shoulders in the pool so we can do mutual combat against our enemies ✅ Don't: Track me with AI enabled cameras that create a database of my movements 🚫
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 10/08/2026
Raspberries really do be like "Oops! All mold!"
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 08/08/2026
Went goat mode out on the break water.
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 05/08/2026
>Get invited to meet friends >"Sure, I'm available" >"Ok, well what do you want to do, you decide"
static.klipy.com
Man's Disgusted Gag Gesture
ALT: Man's Disgusted Gag Gesture
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 01/08/2026
Whenever I see a video that starts with some bubbling container of water I have to ask myself "Elaborate bong or some kind of breath-play device?"
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 31/07/2026
My first #FCF post :3
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Asraitheome 💕🔮✨ [Comms Closed] @asraitheome.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
$40 Sketch Commission for @burke.deer.army of his handsome deer taking some "me time" to relax! 🦌💓 Want a sketch like this? Sketch comms will reopen soon! Waitlist info on my page. ☺️ #furry #furryart #gayfurry #nsfw #deer #buck #beefy #jerkoff #tummytuesday #sketch #uncut #man #bicep
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 28/07/2026
*Demolishes your horse*
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 24/07/2026
"Be considerate of others or I will bite your torso and give you a disease"
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 18/07/2026
I love the idea of spoilers for The Odyssey. Bro it's a 3000 year old epic poem, there's a statute of limitations.
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 15/07/2026
Switching all my fans on in a desperate bid to swap the day time 90 degree air in my house for the cool evening 85 degree air outside.
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 05/07/2026
Grilling delayed by huge ass wasp nest
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 02/07/2026
Oh, she's rippin' now!
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 01/07/2026
Just one more day and my deadbeat electrician will finally finish my service upgrade so i can actually charge at home again >:|
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 30/06/2026
There was much discourse about mascots at pride parades but I have to shout out the Womens roller derby Narwhal.
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 26/06/2026
Made it with room to spare, thanks all downhill leg of my trip
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 25/06/2026
Awww yeah, managed to box myself into a "Just barely enough range to reach a charger" type situation
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 22/06/2026
Sir makes me keep my lighthouse caged 🥵
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 19/06/2026
"Baby, I'm gonna churn your butter"
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 18/06/2026
U-S-A-M-A, M-A-A-U-S, U-R-M-A-B-U-S
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 15/06/2026
🥴
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Bürgus 🧄 @chozogoat.art · 09/06/2026
Happy 6/9! Here's another batch of Lava Pride YCHs for @asanthri.bsky.social, @burke.deer.army, @eliparham.bsky.social and @hyena.dog! #furryart #pridemonth
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 06/06/2026
More springtime babies 💚
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 04/06/2026
I'm chopping back some badly deer damaged arborvitae and as much as I love my fat city deer they really fuck shit up.
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 01/06/2026
Someone made a messenger app where your messages actually travel via virtual carrier birds with correct delivery times
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 30/05/2026
And away they go
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 30/05/2026
Legitimately startled by this hidden fawn
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 30/05/2026
First wag at fermented veggies. Pretty good, will update if I get horrendous food poisoning.
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Bürgus 🧄 @chozogoat.art · 21/05/2026
🌋 PRIDE LAVA LAMP YCH! 💡 Ran a poll on Telegram for ideas and this one won! Good, I friggin' love lava lamps. You can pick your colors for the lava and the background glow for this one c: Claim it here! 10 slots, done till June 10th 💕
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 26/05/2026
First EV road trip: Done EZPZ
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 23/05/2026
Question for train guys: I saw a bunch of BNSF Hopper cars that all had a little solar panels on the side. What would they be powering?
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 19/05/2026
Farewell old deer truck, Hello new deer EV.
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 16/05/2026
Finally, some summer.
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The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 15/05/2026
Does anyone with an EV have recommendations for a home level2 NACS charger?
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