The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 28/09/2026My friends with diesel pickups are commiserating fuel prices and I'm fighting the urge to do EV smug posting in the group chat. 10290
The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 09/09/2026Just experienced a very sketchy commission process, let's see if I just PayPal'd 50 bucks into the void lol... 050
Reposted by The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqFThe Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 28/08/2026Do any of my fellow hoofurs have a jingle bell harness, and if so where'd you get yours? I want to be extra festive for MFF this year :3 5113
Reposted by The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqFThe Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 04/09/2026I'm trying to find a telegram sticker I've seen like once: it was an African wild dog with a big shit eating grin. Does that sound familiar to anyone 163
The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 04/09/2026I'm trying to find a telegram sticker I've seen like once: it was an African wild dog with a big shit eating grin. Does that sound familiar to anyone 163
The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 03/09/2026My car is in for a tire rotation and a recall for the ECU firmware and the guy at the desk tells me "Could be an hour maybe 2 for the software, sometimes we lose connection to the satellite" And I'm just thinking "Buddy, Toyota is not transmitting firmware updates via satellite" 290
The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 28/08/2026Do any of my fellow hoofurs have a jingle bell harness, and if so where'd you get yours? I want to be extra festive for MFF this year :3 5113
Reposted by The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqFIncog @incogthedeer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026What happens when you are done fursuiting and need to release some tension and relax? With @burke.deer.army Art by @dbruinart.bsky.social 1252
The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 26/08/2026The last night of megaplex, some deer twink was being carried around the pool princess style and I've never been more jealous in my life. 0220
Reposted by The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF@LukeDeHorse🔜MFF @popito214.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Found Minnesota’s greatest furries @burke.deer.army 0111
The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 18/08/2026Kind of a non sequitur but Tom Scott says "ass" in this video I don't think I've ever heard him swear youtu.be/EU-rZuJxdbw?...youtu.beThis 100-year-old ride must never change again.YouTube video by Tom Scott 050
The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 12/08/2026Megaplex soon! Do: Ask for hugs and pictures ✅ Invite me to your parties ✅ Climb on my shoulders in the pool so we can do mutual combat against our enemies ✅ Don't: Track me with AI enabled cameras that create a database of my movements 🚫 0372
The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 10/08/2026Raspberries really do be like "Oops! All mold!" 390
The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 08/08/2026Went goat mode out on the break water. 0110
The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 05/08/2026>Get invited to meet friends >"Sure, I'm available" >"Ok, well what do you want to do, you decide"static.klipy.comMan's Disgusted Gag GestureALT: Man's Disgusted Gag Gesture 1100
The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 01/08/2026Whenever I see a video that starts with some bubbling container of water I have to ask myself "Elaborate bong or some kind of breath-play device?" 020
Reposted by The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqFAsraitheome 💕🔮✨ [Comms Closed] @asraitheome.bsky.social · 28/07/2026$40 Sketch Commission for @burke.deer.army of his handsome deer taking some "me time" to relax! 🦌💓 Want a sketch like this? Sketch comms will reopen soon! Waitlist info on my page. ☺️ #furry #furryart #gayfurry #nsfw #deer #buck #beefy #jerkoff #tummytuesday #sketch #uncut #man #bicep 06614
The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 24/07/2026"Be considerate of others or I will bite your torso and give you a disease" 371
The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 18/07/2026I love the idea of spoilers for The Odyssey. Bro it's a 3000 year old epic poem, there's a statute of limitations. 26210
The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 15/07/2026Switching all my fans on in a desperate bid to swap the day time 90 degree air in my house for the cool evening 85 degree air outside. 1100
The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 01/07/2026Just one more day and my deadbeat electrician will finally finish my service upgrade so i can actually charge at home again >:| 060
The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 30/06/2026There was much discourse about mascots at pride parades but I have to shout out the Womens roller derby Narwhal. 0121
The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 26/06/2026Made it with room to spare, thanks all downhill leg of my trip 070
The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 25/06/2026Awww yeah, managed to box myself into a "Just barely enough range to reach a charger" type situation 260
The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 22/06/2026Sir makes me keep my lighthouse caged 🥵 0120
Reposted by The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqFBürgus 🧄 @chozogoat.art · 09/06/2026Happy 6/9! Here's another batch of Lava Pride YCHs for @asanthri.bsky.social, @burke.deer.army, @eliparham.bsky.social and @hyena.dog! #furryart #pridemonth 09623
The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 04/06/2026I'm chopping back some badly deer damaged arborvitae and as much as I love my fat city deer they really fuck shit up. 180
The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 01/06/2026Someone made a messenger app where your messages actually travel via virtual carrier birds with correct delivery times 260
The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 30/05/2026Legitimately startled by this hidden fawn 2301
The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 30/05/2026First wag at fermented veggies. Pretty good, will update if I get horrendous food poisoning. 3180
Reposted by The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqFBürgus 🧄 @chozogoat.art · 21/05/2026🌋 PRIDE LAVA LAMP YCH! 💡 Ran a poll on Telegram for ideas and this one won! Good, I friggin' love lava lamps. You can pick your colors for the lava and the background glow for this one c: Claim it here! 10 slots, done till June 10th 💕 320344
The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 23/05/2026Question for train guys: I saw a bunch of BNSF Hopper cars that all had a little solar panels on the side. What would they be powering? 130
The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 19/05/2026Farewell old deer truck, Hello new deer EV. 3220
The Future Looks Bleat 🔜 AqF @burke.deer.army · 15/05/2026Does anyone with an EV have recommendations for a home level2 NACS charger? 310