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Bree (half of Kit Rocha)

@mostlybree.kitrocha.com
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Author of bestselling sexy book as Kit Rocha. Rep'd by Sarah Younger at NYLA. Hiding in the Alabama woods. #TeamADHD Book Stuff: linktr.ee/kitrocha Enable Chaos: amzn.to/4gCqcOD

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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 18h
I am finally getting the hang of this!
3 birria tacos I made with tortillas soaked in the BIRRIA JUICES (I ain't googling how to spell the fancy word for that) and then assembled in a pan so they've got melty Oaxaca cheese and jalapeños and onions and cilantro and meat!
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 20h
a couple folks have mentioned cleaning & I find the dishwasher doesn't really work for me so I have developed this scientific method which is "squirt soap on it and attack it with a brush with long bristles like it tried to cancel the ACA subsidies" and it works well for me!
a very boring long handled brush to keep my fingers from the blades and long very strong bristles to attack the blade part and also the top chopper part which is made of little squares that shove the food through the blades and shit gets caught in there
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 20h
okay so I got this because of the glam kitchen lady who was making guacamole with it but it turns out that now that I have a garden this is my favorite tool in my kitchen and I use it every day idek where the other parts are I just dice everything all the time. LOL link.amazon/B01ep2Kou
the fullstar chop wizard box that basically  just has a place you put food on top of a grid of cutting blades and then you smash down the top and it dices it
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 29/09/2026
THEY ARE MAKING ME TOUCH DIRT 😂😭😂😭😭😭
By plastic tub and two grow bags that used to have tomatoes and are about to have broccoli A big plastic bin where I dumped my grow bag soil so I could mix in new things for the fall plants
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 29/09/2026
If Third Way got there before you did, you should feel bad.
The "Jason Figured it Out" meme except instead of Jason, it's Third Way
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 29/09/2026
I PRINTED HER, SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!!!!
my printed cheat sheet showing cyan, magenta, and yellow, and then a gorgeous 15 colors I made by  mixing them together. a beautiful rainbow.
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 29/09/2026
if you are curious what is happening, by using filaments that are translucent enough to trick the eye, you can create layer cycles to say which to put in which order to get a color. it is pretty freaking magical. see what we could be doing with technology instead of DDOSing the internet???
a screenshot of the slicer showing all the color combinations I made and how I set them up. This yellow-green is made by printing 5 layers of yellow and then one of blue. the layers are tiny, .1 mm each.
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 29/09/2026
I have 3 rainbow coasters going up as a prinatable file as well!
3 of my rainbow coasters made out of a spiraling mosaic pattern. each one has been printed just with cyan, magenta, and yellow, but because of printer magic it looks like there are 19 different colors
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 29/09/2026
As soon as Snapmaker starts approving my uploads, I will share my color-mixing witchery with the world! I even made a printable cheat sheet so you can see exactly what you're working with and have NUMBERS so you can pick the right color. (4 is my black, it's not in any of my combos. just CMY!)
my slicer showing a little rectangle I made with squares 1 - 3 for my magenta, yellow, and blue, and then squares 5 - 19 for all the rainbow colors I made by mixing various amounts of them. 4 is not there because 4 is my black.
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 29/09/2026
I'm still bringing stuff in. Those green tomatoes are the last of my spring tomatoes I pulled up but the fall tomatoes are popping off now!
A few plastic containers full of tomatoes and peppers and green beans
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 29/09/2026
Meanwhile I have a jalapeño jungle. I have freeze dried dozens and chopped and frozen dozens and eaten dozens and there are easily 100 peppers on these guys. LOL
Huge plants of jalapeños with each branch having like 10 little peppers growing
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 28/09/2026
About to get some lightbox pics of these so I can post the design to snapmaker's site! 😍
A better version of my rainbow spiral and one with the same design but instead of spirals I've painted a chaotic rainbow of flowers inside
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 27/09/2026
ok the $5 bills are fun but that drop in GOP who strongly approve of Trump is the one I am like 👀 because I doubt most will vote dem but HOW MANY JUST WON'T VOTE no one knows but oh boy
the % of republicans who strongly approve of Trump has gone from 71% to 47% and also Harry is waving around a fist full of $5s
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 27/09/2026
do they follow me on bluesky because the phone is back but this time they did a phone ringing sound effect so he could answer it
Harry answering a landline with a very serious expression
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 27/09/2026
I really feel like the producer notes add something to this segment and they should never change.
Harry holding up a piece of paper where someone has scrawled "~50% - 60% = MAGA"
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 27/09/2026
He's back. lol www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpAH...
my new friend Harry the Stats Guy on CNN grimacing at the camera while holding a giant stuffed turkey
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 27/09/2026
My latest snapmaker adventure. I am finding myself frustrated because when it slices, some of the colors get off sequence and you can see a couple of the squares are not quite the right color... but on the whole this is still sorcery since the entire rainbow is made from CMY colors I mixed!
a coaster with a rainbow spiral pattern made out of squares. Each row of squares spirals towards the center as it gets smaller. I have made 19 variations going from pink to orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple!
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 27/09/2026
see if you can spot where I deactivated the plugin they were hammering so they started getting 404s. lol (apparently the bots got bored around 3am & now I'm blocking them a different way) those intervals are 20 minutes, so it was ~200 a minute last night. honestly, fuck all of this!
the 400 errors go from roughly 0 to almost 4000 every 20 minutes until the bots stop hitting us.
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 27/09/2026
the last 24 hours of this server as I figured out what was happening and slowly took steps to stop it. and like listen, I'm way out of practice at web shit, but I have a degree and can search for solutions & implement them. this must be unmanageable without those skills.
the CPU load on my mom's website. it was at 121% yesterday during the worst attack and now it's at 4% and hasn't gone above 24% since I started bouncing the bots.
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 27/09/2026
okay I'm finally doing it. just the 50g samples, but I need to see all of @protopasta.bsky.social's new colors. and as a reminder, they donated a TON of filament to help print whistles, so they're not just glitter filament, they're also pretty cool people.
a bi-monthly subscription to get samples of 6 protopasta colors so I can always know what the new colors are
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 27/09/2026
of course idk if I can say anything, this is my current chaos playlist
Goodbye Earl, Imagine Dragons' Radioactive, Bitch Better Have My Money, Pussy Control, Burning Down the House (from the transformers soundtrack), Bitch Better Have My Money again I guess, and FMLYHM by Seether
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 27/09/2026
I will be making it publicly available on their new site tomorrow! :) I'm doing another test print tonight with a matte black that isn't involved in color mixing and my own colors I mixed.
another coaster but with a much better rainbow because I'm a color witch
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 27/09/2026
hello I am a witch now, look what I just 3D printed.
a coaster made out of 18 spiraling rows of squares that get smaller as they spiral toward the center. each row is a slightly different color in a rainbow pattern from pink/orange/yellow/green/blue/purple. because I am a color mixing witch
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 27/09/2026
We took one of my packs of chicken tenders out and popped them in the air fryer for about 10 minutes on each side, and this time I made the hot honey. LET'S SEE HOW THIS DOES!
A vacuum sealed pack of about 8 tenders My pan full of chicken tenders and hot honey
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 26/09/2026
We are finally looking at temps that get below 70 at night and don't go over 100 during the day, and it is just in time because my broccoli and cabbage are testing the limits of the 5" pots I emergency upgraded them to. They get a new garden spot today. 😂
A bunch of broccoli and cabbage that I planted thinking it wouldn't be 105F in September
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 26/09/2026
OH NO. LOLOL ok confession, mine is on our shoe rack shelf??? LOL
a shot out my office door showing a white shelf full of shoes and a giant aerogarden on top full of lettuce
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 26/09/2026
I feel like I'm done blaming democratic consultants for the candidates going anti-trans. If that's your choice when the polls look like this, you're not pivoting to bigotry for expediency. You're doing it for love of the game. Or you're an idiot. Those feel like the two options.
a poll of top problems facing the country. #1 is inflation at 44%, #2 is Gov Corruption at 36% and #4 is the War with Iran at 21%
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 26/09/2026
My cute little spools are ready to get to work.
Two cute tiny spools loaded on the side of the snapmaker
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 26/09/2026
Printing tiny spools to put my @protopasta.bsky.social 50g samples on because I'm a dork and aren't they CUTE???
3 tiny little spools that are barely bigger than the holes through them for loading on the AMS. I have brown, Green, and purple on them!
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 25/09/2026
This is my new water bottle. My big water cups kept leaking so I responded in a proportional manner by buying this very normal and chill giant water container which I carry around the house with me as a bonus arm workout.
A selfie of me holding the giant 64 Oz watter thing up to my face. It is about the size of my head
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 25/09/2026
Possibly for the best
My desk which has a 64 Oz thermos of water, a soda stream bottle, a small Mason jar with a handle that used to have orange juice, and a giant ninja smoothie cup
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 24/09/2026
even the numbers that are in theory bad for democrats kinda make me happy lol
my new pal Harry in front of a board saying that Chuck Schumer's net popularity among democrats is -5 which is the worst rating ever for a senate leader among their own party maybe. at least since 1985.
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 23/09/2026
oh, that was the next slide.
pure independents on gas prices: 8% approve of Trump, 92% disapprove
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 23/09/2026
I'm worried about my new friend Harry, idk if he can handle a 99 point swing and tbh I didn't know you could have a 99 point swing www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXHd...
a comparison of pure independents approval of Trump on the economy in fall 2024 (+22 points) and now (-77 points)
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 23/09/2026
When you're prepping but you still want the vibes to be perfect.
3 quart jars, one with freeze dried green peppers, one with yellow, and one with red. They are so petty
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 22/09/2026
Man I'm living large down here!! (I have another quart jar of granola in the pantry!)
A photo of my little bowl with yogurt and granola and a small jar of granola next to it with one of my cute little labels
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 22/09/2026
Before I disappear to do my daily work, I'm doing some fun fall/spooky hatchling eggs next time we pop open the shop and I decided adorable ferrets needed to happen. For the Ferret Heist crew. 🫡
A pile of tiny ferrets with one standing in front. The body is white and also printed in a brown gradient and he has cute little pink ears and a pink nose
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 22/09/2026
I've been wanting to eat vanilla Greek yogurt lately (don't ask me) but I really needed some crunch so I remembered the time @kevinhearne.bsky.social made granola and thought I BET I CAN DO THAT... and I could do that!!
A cookie sheet full of lovely toasted almond granola
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 22/09/2026
I finished breading two layers of these while Mr. Bree air fryed some for tonight. Even without the sauce (which I was too tired to make lol) they were really good! I let the chicken marinate in pickle juice for like 3 hours. They're flash freezing over night & tomorrow I'll package them!
a cookie sheet with two layers of breaded chicken tender/bites separated by parchment.
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 21/09/2026
we're ending with some advice to all the politicians out there
it's another note scrawled on a legal pad and he's up on the camera holding it up in front of his face. TIP: Better to be APPROVED (and there's a red heart around approved)
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 21/09/2026
don't worry guys we have bonus slides!!!
he is serenading us by singing "bonus slides, we've got bonus slides" in front of a screen that says BONUS SLIDES!!!!!
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 21/09/2026
no notes
in front of a graphic telling us that only 21% of people are satisfied with how things are in the US, he is standing with a little green alien and when he squeezes it the eyes pop out and he is staring at the camera with teeth bared, squeezing the little alien
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 21/09/2026
cream soda break
yeah he's just drinking cream soda from a glass. I know because he told us cream soda is his favorite
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 21/09/2026
this is how he is emphasizing the concept of zero
he's doing that thing where you make the okay sign but then you flip your hands upside down so the circles are over your eyes and your fingers are going down the side of your face, is there a name for this?
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 21/09/2026
amazing
now he is right up on the camera holding a white legal pad that someone has scrawled "What is that issue?" on in red pen and he's like holding it in front of his face
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 21/09/2026
I actually didn't intend to do a thread but he keeps pulling out new props
now he is looking very serious while pretend talking on one of those land line phones that is so old it has a cord.
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 21/09/2026
I'm not even going to spoil what is happening here.
now he's wearing a pair of bright blue sunglasses and holding his hands out kind of like he's about to give double finger guns
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 21/09/2026
amazing content
this news dude in front of a screen that says "cycles RNC outraised the DNC like 2026" staring into the camera as he throws one of the bills from his wallet into the air
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 20/09/2026
I did just use my double pan again to make bread for me & Donna, and it is so cute. I really like using the easy focaccia dough in this thing because it is a lazy dough.
Two 5 inch rounds sitting on the parchment bread slings I got My giant heavy cast iron pan that is basically two 5 inch Dutch ovens.
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 20/09/2026
6 jars of orange jelly with a ton of peppers floating in them
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