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Guinness me timbers

@mosspilferer.bsky.social
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just another menace here for friendship and nonsense

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Chili Sean Carne @seanoneall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it begins
My living room tv showing the opening title screen for Over the Garden Wall. In front of it is a cover table with a bowl of beef stew, hunk of focaccia, a pint of Guinness, and a lit candle.
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
let me slither
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I dearly miss being able to start my day with a giant iced coffee and an Adderall, do all my work, perhaps with a lunch break pint or ice skate sesh betwixt, then spend the evening having fun with friends. Chronic illness sucks so hard.
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
evolving to walk upright was a mistake
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fight flight freeze fawn fuck around and find out
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worm adderall (feral) @wormmo.de · 06/02/2026
weed can just be called anything
jar of weed - brand name joshwax, strain? name gravy
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WEATHER IS HAPPENING @weatherishappening.com · 26/09/2026
THAT WAS A MAJESTIC GUST
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
thinking about the Strid
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this maid looks Streepy
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Flapdoodle!"
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"turgid little sausage fingers!"
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
reskeet with your favorite halloween costume
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
oh no, why is Lizzie Borden's TV dad kinda...
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
TOO LATE I'M WATCHING IT
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✨Nika Howard✨ @nikahoward.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
fuck AI, here's stuff that I made
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Chili Sean Carne @seanoneall.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Reskeet with your favorite Halloween costume: Bondage Fun Jesus
Photo of a thin, 20-something year old man with a beard and long-ish hair (me) wearing black bondage tape and a black leather codpiece and various black leather straps and buckles, with a crown of barbed wire, doing the famous Jesus on the cross pose.

The photo was taken at outdoors at night and there is a fire and some smoke in the foreground, adding some sense of drama to the photo.
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
please tell me if the Lizzie Borden show on Netflix is worth a watch!
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Chili Sean Carne @seanoneall.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lads, is it gay to jerk off the air freshener?
The side of an air freshener spray can with a list of do's and do not's. Circled with a line thru it as a "do not" is the image of hand gripping the can and has up and down motion arrows, which, with the tube shape and rounded tip, looks very phallic. 
It says "do not shake the can" but could be misinterpreted as an anti-masterbatory sign.The same photo, but it is solely focused on the "do not shake can" infographic.
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
reskeet with your favorite halloween costume
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
why'd ya spill yer beans, Tommy
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Salem, Massachusetts, is home to a wild turkey named Bruce who controls the flow of traffic and menaces groups of tourists. I think that's pretty special
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I have such a huge platonic crush on Alan Carr
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Lanterns is fine but I keep while watching I keep thinking about how much I want to rewatch Early Edition and see if it still hits
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I hope Elizabeth Holmes' kids are ok
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yum 41
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✨Nika Howard✨ @nikahoward.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I made dees
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
something something let them eat cake
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Zach D Roberts @zdroberts.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Sorry, I don’t know how to do things on my phone only on my computer.
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
second night of not being able to sleep! making it my friends' problem by spamming them with every single funny thing I see on the Internet. You're welcome I'm sorry besties
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm a cweeeeeep
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
𝓶𝔂 𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓱𝓸𝓻𝓼𝓮 𝓶𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓴 𝓲𝓽 𝓺𝓾𝓮𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓸 𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓹 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓪 𝓽𝓸𝓲𝓵𝓮𝓽 𝓷𝓮𝓪𝓻
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
oh sweet jesus, this rules
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I! AM! I!N!S!U!F!F!E!R!A!B!L!E!
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
YIL (yesterday I learned) that pinot grigio means gray pinecone, not gray penis I didn't think it meant gray penis, but I definitely didn't think pinecones were involved either
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Flughafen is no longer my favorite German word to shout; schnurrbart is my new favorite. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
my insomnia coping mechanism is skeeting stream of consciousness nonsequiturs into the void, what's yours
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
yeet me to the moon like the piece of space trash I am
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I keep hearing men talking outside and why would a man be there, let alone two, and who gave them permission to speak?
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
been real sad lately, hell of a time to have no ability to weep
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I haven't been able to sleep all night so I decided to watch Whale Rider and if the SSRIs would let me cry I'd be drowning in solidarity right now 😭😭😭
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Theodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I have secrets to keep and miles to poop before I sleep.
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
our refrigerator has been sort of... lightly... screaming? all night? please what does this mean
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
met a skunk yesterday, so cutesy and demure
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
this shit makes me want to be dead
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Nicole @sciencemadame.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
When the birds are at the feeder and making a lot of noise about it, I like talking to them like we’re old ladies venting and gossiping over tea
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Nicole @sciencemadame.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
“Noooo I’m so sorry to hear that!” “Chick-a-Dee!” “Oh goodness gracious!” “Chick-a-chick-a-Dee!” “Oh well he was only getting seed.” “DEE!” “That’s true, that’s true. My apologies.”
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
putting sugar in the smoky stinky whisky is the only thing getting me through right now, judge me not
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Goodbye, Dolly
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Goodnight Tim
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