Reposted by Guinness me timbersChili Sean Carne @seanoneall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Potentially useful ad tracking block information www.reddit.com/r/LifeProTip... 132
Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I dearly miss being able to start my day with a giant iced coffee and an Adderall, do all my work, perhaps with a lunch break pint or ice skate sesh betwixt, then spend the evening having fun with friends. Chronic illness sucks so hard. 040
Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026fight flight freeze fawn fuck around and find out 030
Reposted by Guinness me timbersworm adderall (feral) @wormmo.de · 06/02/2026weed can just be called anything 4305
Reposted by Guinness me timbersWEATHER IS HAPPENING @weatherishappening.com · 26/09/2026THAT WAS A MAJESTIC GUST 1264
Reposted by Guinness me timbersGuinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026reskeet with your favorite halloween costume 021
Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026oh no, why is Lizzie Borden's TV dad kinda... 000
Reposted by Guinness me timbers✨Nika Howard✨ @nikahoward.bsky.social · 22/09/2026fuck AI, here's stuff that I made 510828
Reposted by Guinness me timbersChili Sean Carne @seanoneall.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Reskeet with your favorite Halloween costume: Bondage Fun Jesus 221
Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026please tell me if the Lizzie Borden show on Netflix is worth a watch! 100
Reposted by Guinness me timbersChili Sean Carne @seanoneall.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Lads, is it gay to jerk off the air freshener? 193
Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026reskeet with your favorite halloween costume 021
Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Salem, Massachusetts, is home to a wild turkey named Bruce who controls the flow of traffic and menaces groups of tourists. I think that's pretty special 031
Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I have such a huge platonic crush on Alan Carr 010
Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Lanterns is fine but I keep while watching I keep thinking about how much I want to rewatch Early Edition and see if it still hits 010
Reposted by Guinness me timbersZach D Roberts @zdroberts.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Sorry, I don’t know how to do things on my phone only on my computer. 3763
Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026second night of not being able to sleep! making it my friends' problem by spamming them with every single funny thing I see on the Internet. You're welcome I'm sorry besties 040
Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026𝓶𝔂 𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓱𝓸𝓻𝓼𝓮 𝓶𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓴 𝓲𝓽 𝓺𝓾𝓮𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓸 𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓹 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓪 𝓽𝓸𝓲𝓵𝓮𝓽 𝓷𝓮𝓪𝓻 031
Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026YIL (yesterday I learned) that pinot grigio means gray pinecone, not gray penis I didn't think it meant gray penis, but I definitely didn't think pinecones were involved either 060
Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Flughafen is no longer my favorite German word to shout; schnurrbart is my new favorite. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 020
Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026my insomnia coping mechanism is skeeting stream of consciousness nonsequiturs into the void, what's yours 020
Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026yeet me to the moon like the piece of space trash I am 000
Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I keep hearing men talking outside and why would a man be there, let alone two, and who gave them permission to speak? 030
Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026been real sad lately, hell of a time to have no ability to weep 100
Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I haven't been able to sleep all night so I decided to watch Whale Rider and if the SSRIs would let me cry I'd be drowning in solidarity right now 😭😭😭 010
Reposted by Guinness me timbersTheodore K. Mullins @arcanevice.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I have secrets to keep and miles to poop before I sleep. 291
Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026our refrigerator has been sort of... lightly... screaming? all night? please what does this mean 110
Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026met a skunk yesterday, so cutesy and demure 1104
Reposted by Guinness me timbersNicole @sciencemadame.bsky.social · 30/08/2026When the birds are at the feeder and making a lot of noise about it, I like talking to them like we’re old ladies venting and gossiping over tea 131
Reposted by Guinness me timbersNicole @sciencemadame.bsky.social · 30/08/2026“Noooo I’m so sorry to hear that!” “Chick-a-Dee!” “Oh goodness gracious!” “Chick-a-chick-a-Dee!” “Oh well he was only getting seed.” “DEE!” “That’s true, that’s true. My apologies.” 031
Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026putting sugar in the smoky stinky whisky is the only thing getting me through right now, judge me not 010