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Guinness me timbers

@mosspilferer.bsky.social
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just another menace here for friendship and nonsense

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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it begins
My living room tv showing the opening title screen for Over the Garden Wall. In front of it is a cover table with a bowl of beef stew, hunk of focaccia, a pint of Guinness, and a lit candle.
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I just tried to pick up this sliced black olive
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
reskeet with your favorite halloween costume
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
something something let them eat cake
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
met a skunk yesterday, so cutesy and demure
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
we did it joe
plate of chicken tikka masala, a lil rice, big honkin piece of naan
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
excuse the gratuitous and ghastly pale leg visual, but why am I always getting bruises that look like ghosts have been poking me
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
bruh
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I feel like shit physically but mentally I'm dancing like these little guys from Felix Cosgrove's Fever the Ghost "Source" video youtu.be/9RHFFeQ2tu4?...
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
so happy to kick off birthday fortnight with paddlin and margs
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
a close up shot of a fluffy gray and white kitty resting her chin on my pasty leg. we in bed so there are rumpled teal sheets! I don't know what else to say, it's very cute.
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
please, I have a name
Headline says: Scientists Intrigued by Chunk of Flesh That Refuses to Die After Several Years
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I'm partial to uwu shramp
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
made a sweet potato pie for our d&d group potluck!
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
microdosing muscle relaxers and guinness at the rugby
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
mostly because I was spilling wine down my elbows in bed, bed wine is not a good idea for me
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I waited until The Sun went down a bit, but I am OUTSIDE
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I love Dharma dyed! I galaxy tie-dyed an IKEA chair cover with them for a friend last summer and he was so happy with it
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
what I'm imagining urban camo to be
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
putting this here for anyone who needs to see a fuzzy tummy in this trying time
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
me in green dress holding a glass of meadA table with a trio of beeswax candles in a candelabra, surrounded with plates of delicious foodFive hands toasting glasses of meada straw hat decorated with fresh ivy from a graveyard
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
we got these today!! I'm so excited to play as Reece Witherbloom
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I went gallivanting around Salem with friends today....nice / oh no #pem #longcovid #mecfs
a screenshot of my Visible app dashboard showing that I used 69 pace points out of my daily budget of 22.
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
a post-therapy bathroom selfie for @twatts-up.bsky.social
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I'm just sitting and sipping a Guinness :(
My pacing app telling me to calm down because I've been in my "exertion zone for 2 minutes"My pacing app telling me I'm 52 points over my allotted pace points (22) for the day. I hit 22 at 10 a.m.
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
dear friends who sew, can I just buy a narrow rectangle of sturdy fabric, slap it over the top of this chair back with a blanket stitch and call it a day? Looking for a solution for 1) my shitty sewing ability 2) big visible mending energy
a grubby beige upholstered office chair, with a large nutsack visible in the background (it's a baggie of peanuts sitting on my desk, along with art supplies)
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
he's on a rampage
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I can't stop until I fight Jesus, but this is pretty good too
Screengrab of wikigacha game declaring that Winston Churchill defeated Circumcision!
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I almost bought this, I feel in my bones it would have been a terrible mistake
FOCUS HIGH CAFFEINE COFFEE
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Best in my heart
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
This is mine...of "unknown provenance" according to the eBay seller. Smokes a bit hot because it's quite little, but I love this cursed guy very much
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
What in tarnation is happening here
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
lmao, you know what, that's a fair question Bluesky
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
this is so funny to me
A photo in the Salem Massachusetts subreddit titled "Has anyone in Salem misplaced a Fish?" The pic shows a shipping box labeled red snapper, lying on someone's doorstep welcome mat. The o in welcome is a paw print, leading me to believe that the occupant's cat ordered this fish and it's not a mistake whatsoever.
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I wouldn't put it last them, even though they have their own mittens! built in! funny you should say that, though, because I could see why this might be construed as catural appropriation
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
lord, I see what you have done for others
AP NEWS headline with photo:"Sleepy owl found resting among items on a New York antique store shelf".  The caption says " In this photo provided by the New York State Department of Environmental Conservation, an owl sleeps on a shelf next to a cookie jar shaped like a chicken "
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
can I use this for my linked in profile pic? because this is the most professional I've ever managed to look in my entire life
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I saw this in the Somerville subreddit and momentarily thought you found the perfect hustle
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
(because covers are important)
all 6 of my fiction library books face upthe fronts of all 6 of my nonfiction library books
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
HAUL ACQUIRED ✨ (will update alt text later with the full list of titles)
big beautiful stack of books
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
There were no copies available so I'm adding this to my list for next time! I did grab two of her other books that I've been meaning to read!
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I can't remember which Geeky loves Garfield but please make sure this reaches them? www.reddit.com/r/somethingi...
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
we scryin n divinin up in here
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I wasn't prepared for turquoise crotch
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Moi? St. Louis
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
get a window one—the cats will love it!
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
one day on bluesky and you are already saving lives (never even occurred to me to look at the top of the cap)
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