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Guinness me timbers

@mosspilferer.bsky.social
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just another menace here for friendship and nonsense

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Chili Sean Carne @seanoneall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it begins
My living room tv showing the opening title screen for Over the Garden Wall. In front of it is a cover table with a bowl of beef stew, hunk of focaccia, a pint of Guinness, and a lit candle.
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
let me slither
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
but Flow had me STRESSED!
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
aw, poor lad. I was very similar as a kid and completely get it
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I dearly miss being able to start my day with a giant iced coffee and an Adderall, do all my work, perhaps with a lunch break pint or ice skate sesh betwixt, then spend the evening having fun with friends. Chronic illness sucks so hard.
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I feel like this is the litmus test...if bro can handle it, the rest is a breeze
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it was for me tooooooo...has he seen Flow? If not, hard skip
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hit me with that welsh tea cake recipe??
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
also that's extremely cool, I want to see a mountain lion
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
brother why are ye shooing coyotes
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
evolving to walk upright was a mistake
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fight flight freeze fawn fuck around and find out
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Uhh, how old is the gosling and how much emotional fortitude do him have
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worm adderall (feral) @wormmo.de · 06/02/2026
weed can just be called anything
jar of weed - brand name joshwax, strain? name gravy
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you?? never
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WEATHER IS HAPPENING @weatherishappening.com · 26/09/2026
THAT WAS A MAJESTIC GUST
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
is it your birthday too, do you share a birthday with this delightful young man??
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BABY BURT
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
thinking about the Strid
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Emetophobes, beware ye episode 2...BEFUCKINWARE
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this maid looks Streepy
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Flapdoodle!"
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"turgid little sausage fingers!"
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
reskeet with your favorite halloween costume
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
oh no, why is Lizzie Borden's TV dad kinda...
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
TOO LATE I'M WATCHING IT
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✨Nika Howard✨ @nikahoward.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
fuck AI, here's stuff that I made
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
a Jesus for the people!
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Chili Sean Carne @seanoneall.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Reskeet with your favorite Halloween costume: Bondage Fun Jesus
Photo of a thin, 20-something year old man with a beard and long-ish hair (me) wearing black bondage tape and a black leather codpiece and various black leather straps and buckles, with a crown of barbed wire, doing the famous Jesus on the cross pose.

The photo was taken at outdoors at night and there is a fire and some smoke in the foreground, adding some sense of drama to the photo.
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
please tell me if the Lizzie Borden show on Netflix is worth a watch!
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Chili Sean Carne @seanoneall.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lads, is it gay to jerk off the air freshener?
The side of an air freshener spray can with a list of do's and do not's. Circled with a line thru it as a "do not" is the image of hand gripping the can and has up and down motion arrows, which, with the tube shape and rounded tip, looks very phallic. 
It says "do not shake the can" but could be misinterpreted as an anti-masterbatory sign.The same photo, but it is solely focused on the "do not shake can" infographic.
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I just tried to pick up this sliced black olive
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
reskeet with your favorite halloween costume
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
why'd ya spill yer beans, Tommy
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Salem, Massachusetts, is home to a wild turkey named Bruce who controls the flow of traffic and menaces groups of tourists. I think that's pretty special
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
happy happy birthday sweet Epona!
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Feastie Boys!
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I have such a huge platonic crush on Alan Carr
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Lanterns is fine but I keep while watching I keep thinking about how much I want to rewatch Early Edition and see if it still hits
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
oh no, I'm so sorry! hopefully it will be something simple!
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
you got me thinking about how long an ent lasts and if they do orgies at moots ever when the wives were still around
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I hope Elizabeth Holmes' kids are ok
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Drink 182
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yum 41
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✨Nika Howard✨ @nikahoward.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I made dees
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
something something let them eat cake
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Zach D Roberts @zdroberts.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Sorry, I don’t know how to do things on my phone only on my computer.
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
second night of not being able to sleep! making it my friends' problem by spamming them with every single funny thing I see on the Internet. You're welcome I'm sorry besties
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Guinness me timbers @mosspilferer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm a cweeeeeep
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