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Mortuaire 🪦🥀

@mortuaire.bsky.social
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Cat mom, casual goth, baker, oddities collector, Art Deco enthusiast, weird plant grower, cemetery crawler. Halloween is every day.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Husbands with Grindr profiles?
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NPR @npr.org · 05/11/2025
JUST IN: Mamdani, a democratic socialist and state assemblymember, will make history as the first Muslim and South Asian person — as well as the youngest in over a century — to serve as New York City mayor.
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Mamdani wins New York City mayoral race, in a historic victory for progressives
Mamdani, a democratic socialist and state assemblymember, will make history as the first Muslim and South Asian person — as well as the youngest in over a century — to serve as New York City mayor.
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Mortuaire 🪦🥀 @mortuaire.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Last week I impulsively ordered 100 tiny baby lithops. My joy upon their arrival yesterday was immeasurable; they’re so cuuuute! Freaky little dudes.
Several pots containing lithops plants
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Jemaine Clement @jemaineclement.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
We have gone GOLD #FOTC @subpop.bsky.social
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Justin McElroy @thoughtographic.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Hungry, hungry guillotine www.inprnt.com/gallery/thou...
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Mortuaire 🪦🥀 @mortuaire.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Are we even filing taxes this year? Fascists are now in control of the Treasury. I feel like sending them more money is a terrible idea.
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Mortuaire 🪦🥀 @mortuaire.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Tiny ferns growing on a decaying log. Photo taken on a bone walk last weekend in the North Georgia woods. #nature #naturephotography #bonecollecting #ferns #woods
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Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
i'm not built for a 9-5 life. i was built to live inside a haunted 18th century castle with my cats, where it's spooky season all year round while i sip on coffee, watch true crime docs and cast spells.
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Mortuaire 🪦🥀 @mortuaire.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Y’all, look at this floozy just letting it all hang out on a Saturday morning. #catpics #tinypanther #cats #voidcats 🐈‍⬛📷
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Mortuaire 🪦🥀 @mortuaire.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Grumpy snuggles from Ripley 🐈‍⬛📷
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Mortuaire 🪦🥀 @mortuaire.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
One of the things I love about #marvelrivals is that the Report function WORKS! Voice or text chat abuse? Report. Offensive username? Report. Player AFK or griefing? Report. They even send you a message telling you the player was muted/had their name changed/restricted from matchmaking.
A screenshot of a player's inbox in Marvel Rivals showing seven messages with the subject lines, "Thank you for reporting!"
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Mortuaire 🪦🥀 @mortuaire.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Since this was/is one of my favorite succulents, I also wanted to save the mother plant. I beheaded it, tossed the infested bit, and bathed the whole stem and root system in alcohol, rinsed in fresh water, and added it to the prop tub. 3/3 #succulents #echeveria #houseplants
Overhead photo of a leafless succulent stem and root ball lying on a paper towel. The stem is whitish green and calls to mind a narrow, green carrot.
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Mortuaire 🪦🥀 @mortuaire.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Attempting to eradicate the mealy bugs, I fully disassembled the plant and dipped each leaf in rubbing alcohol, then plain water, and placed them in fresh, clean soil to propagate. 2/3 #succulents #echeveria #houseplants
A photo from above of a gray plastic tub filled with course soil and several dozen succulent leaves.
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Mortuaire 🪦🥀 @mortuaire.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
My big, beautiful echeveria mamba is no more. 😩 I spotted mealy bugs on it last week and treated with insecticidal soap, but the fuzzy little bastards showed up again yesterday. 1/2 #succulents #echeveria #houseplants
Photo of a mature echeveria mamba succulent in a sunbeam.
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Mortuaire 🪦🥀 @mortuaire.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Can some of my #succulents folks confirm that this black stuff growing on my plant is mealy bug related? Or is this a disease/rot?
Close-up photo of a young succulent plant showing blackening of the base of some of the leaves. Another photo of the same young plant showing some shriveled, dark leaves.
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Mortuaire 🪦🥀 @mortuaire.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Good morning! Please enjoy this lithops shedding her old, bird-pecked leaves and growing a beautiful new face. #succulents #plants #lithops
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Mortuaire 🪦🥀 @mortuaire.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Dexter is deep in the zone this morning. 🐈‍⬛ 📷 #blackcats #cats #thezone
Close-up photo of a black cat gazing into the camera.
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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺 @thatwriterguy.com · 24/01/2025
If you're feeling down today, here's a raccoon playing with bubbles. #happyfriday #joy #joyful #happy
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Brain fog aahhhh #brainfog #brainfogsucks #chronicillnessmemes
brain: don't forget.
me: forget what?
brain: forget what?
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TizzyWoman @tizzywoman.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
@maxwellfrost.bsky.social: “Let's be honest about DOGE and this whole thing, it's a joke. We're talking about two billionaires who are cosplaying as government officials.” #oppose #DemCast
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
sitting in a waiting room this morning while my partner had a 6 hour long cancer removal surgery when I saw the news that the insurance CEO was shot. Im paying out of pocket because the best alternative for us is partial coverage @ 1000 a month with a 15000 deductible. Anyway heres a unrelated comic
Sick guy: I THINK I MIGHT NEED TO GO TO THE DOCTOR.. LEMME CONSULT THE FLOWCHART...
Flowchart: "SHOULD I GO TO THE DOCTOR (OR DENTIST)
*A single arrow points to another card*
"IT IS TOO LATE FOR YOU
 USE YOUR FINAL DAYS TO TERRORIZE AND ELIMINATE HEALTH EXECUTIVES TO ENACT REAL CHANGE"
*sick guy, dressed like Rambo*: cough cough
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Julie K. Brown @jkbjournalist.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I don't know what you learned in English class but who, what, when, where, why and how are so important and versatile when asking questions for the media you ingest and interpret. Examples being who is this for? What feeling does this stir? Why was it written in this tone? Who benefits from this?etc
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Mortuaire 🪦🥀 @mortuaire.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
The Mortuaire family: Dexter, Ripley, and Delia 🐈‍⬛📷 #blackcats
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Premium Internet Curation @premiumcuration.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
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Mortuaire 🪦🥀 @mortuaire.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Look at the glow inside this little lithops from my weird plant menagerie. The sun transforms it from a river rock into a flashy peridot 🌱💎
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Paul Reimer @etherealhothouse.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Occasionally
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