Reposted by Jemaine ClementDuncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Have something very, VERY special to share! A pep talk for the ROGUE TROOPER movie heading to the Toronto International Film Festival next month! From the one and only… ✨⭐️COUNT BINFACE!⭐️✨ @mrjamesob.bsky.social 461029132
Jemaine Clement @jemaineclement.bsky.social · 30/03/2026I don't think I want to smell like TWO dudes. 2931423
Jemaine Clement @jemaineclement.bsky.social · 16/03/2026I haven't seen anyone's Wordle score in years. 302184
Jemaine Clement @jemaineclement.bsky.social · 13/03/2026www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...theguardian.comNew satirical statue depicts Trump and Epstein as doomed lovers from TitanicLatest sculpture titled ‘King of the World’ includes plaques with pointed commentary on pair’s past association 41347
Jemaine Clement @jemaineclement.bsky.social · 03/03/2026We've still got 74 years to go. parade.com/news/2007-hi...parade.com2007 Hit Ranked ‘Best Movie of the Century’"There Will Be Blood," directed by Paul Thomas Anderson and starring Daniel Day-Lewis, was ranked the best movie of the century by Rolling Stone. 225133878
Jemaine Clement @jemaineclement.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Perfect casting for this www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...empireonline.comJason Statham Will Play Jason Statham In David Leitch's Jason Statham Stole My BikeJason Statham is set to star as Jason Statham in Jason Statham Stole My Bike, a new action-comedy from Bullet Train director David Leitch. Read more. 3846572
Reposted by Jemaine ClementThe Onion @theonion.com · 30/01/2026RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-ho… 15569861460
Reposted by Jemaine Clementiain morris @iainkevanmorris.bsky.social · 23/01/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrQH...youtube.comGary Le Strange - Is My Toaster Sentient?YouTube video by garywhicker 1211
Jemaine Clement @jemaineclement.bsky.social · 23/01/2026I was looking up the comedy song Is My Toaster Sentient by Gary LeStrange and this is what Google AI told me: 2821514
Jemaine Clement @jemaineclement.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Los Angeles! Our Greek Theater (Theatre) show has sold out but we've added a show! Artist pre-sale starts tomorrow at 10am PT. Password: FOTC 28964125
Jemaine Clement @jemaineclement.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Taking our fingers out of the cryogenic chamber. 🎸🎸 2142344
Reposted by Jemaine ClementSub Pop Records @subpop.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Flight of the Conchords' first Los Angeles appearance in over 10 years will be at The Greek Theatre on May 9th performing at the 2026 Netflix Is A Joke Festival. The Conchords will perform fan favs and classic banter. This will also be the duo's only US performance for 2026. Tix on sale Friday. 515432
Jemaine Clement @jemaineclement.bsky.social · 18/01/2026You know how zoom cancels out certain sound frequencies in order to reduce background noise? Does that include the fart frequencies? Asking for a friend. 2420716
Jemaine Clement @jemaineclement.bsky.social · 17/01/2026It's more about AI generated partial nudity at the moment. 31072
Jemaine Clement @jemaineclement.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Bluesky is like what I imagine twitter was like when it started. Twitter is now like a cross between the future in the Terminator when it's run by robots and the Martian red light district in Total Recall. 1941433
Jemaine Clement @jemaineclement.bsky.social · 16/01/2026As a long time Laika fan I'm extremely excited to be involved in this. 1420027
Jemaine Clement @jemaineclement.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Sorry Betty, I'm not receiving any more birthday wishes this year. Try next year! 71822
Jemaine Clement @jemaineclement.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Aussiest thing stackable crackers called 'stackers'. 21830
Jemaine Clement @jemaineclement.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Loved Spinal Tap II! So many great jokes. Also envied Nigel Tufnel's Union Jack St Vincent guitar. 2133917
Jemaine Clement @jemaineclement.bsky.social · 04/01/2026I think the second part is the bigger news. 4585671
Jemaine Clement @jemaineclement.bsky.social · 31/12/2025I'm bringing back saying Happy New Year! No one has said it for a year. 2533925
Jemaine Clement @jemaineclement.bsky.social · 30/12/2025To be honest when I write on here I don't even notice whether it's bluesky or threads or something else. 111283
Jemaine Clement @jemaineclement.bsky.social · 27/12/2025I had a stomach bug. Merry Christmas everyone! Hope you got what you wanted! 161281
Jemaine Clement @jemaineclement.bsky.social · 24/12/2025This isn't as interesting as it sounds. 121213
Jemaine Clement @jemaineclement.bsky.social · 24/12/2025I want a full investigation into who took my sasquatch sweatshirt on the flight from LA to Auckland in 2017. www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-...independent.co.ukBusiness class passenger jailed for 20 months for stealing another person’s bagProsecutors say the man targeted an Azerbaijani couple whose luggage contained items worth tens of thousands of pounds 81162
Reposted by Jemaine ClementPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 23/12/2025I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid? 1115255277199
Jemaine Clement @jemaineclement.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Trump has been getting his sharpie out again. 3620
Jemaine Clement @jemaineclement.bsky.social · 18/12/2025I laughed when I heard the word unobtanium too, but now I'm on Pandora it is my duty to point out: 13964
Jemaine Clement @jemaineclement.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Hey guys, I acted in this film called Avatar: Fire and Ash. It comes out this week and I'm trying to get the word out there. 1791717144
Jemaine Clement @jemaineclement.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Maybe he's just trying to get rid of his wife and kids. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/17/u...nytimes.comTrump Administration Aims to Strip More Foreign-Born Americans of Citizenship 618517
Jemaine Clement @jemaineclement.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Imagine how good a film list has to be for When Harry Met Sally to be number 6. #RIP editorial.rottentomatoes.com/guide/rob-re...editorial.rottentomatoes.comRob Reiner Movies Ranked by TomatometerWe rank all movies directed by Rob Reiner, including 'This Is Spinal Tap', 'The Princess Bride', 'When Harry Met Sally...', and more. 863102369
Reposted by Jemaine Clementshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 06/12/2025bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok 581145741964
Reposted by Jemaine ClementBill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 04/12/2025I'm at the combination 64226244389
Jemaine Clement @jemaineclement.bsky.social · 02/12/2025This was from 7 days ago but yeah, it was good. 41181
Reposted by Jemaine ClementDuncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 26/11/2025I just saw something @westonfront.bsky.social did for... *cough* ROGUE TROOPER *cough* -And it's GAAAWGEOUS!! 💪😍👍 121792
