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Morgon

@morgongoranson.bsky.social
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🦅 Senior Manager, Wasserman Creators - Digital Video | Econ | PSU ‘18 #1 Warner Bros. CEO hater since 2016.

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Morgon @morgongoranson.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
What is it with all the movie trailer editors using isolated vocals from 80s songs instead of actual music? Every one of them is terrible.
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Morgon @morgongoranson.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Molly: “Let’s see Primetime tonight, I really want to see that” *2 hours later* “I’m Chris Hansen….” Molly: “who’s that”
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Daryl Fairweather ⛅ @fairweatherphd.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Bombing data centers also works apparently.
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Turns out the friction of having to learn photoshop was a crucial firewall protecting society from the terrible taste of small business owners
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i've never played minecraft but my hunch is that the frustrations of terraforming and city planning with a playstation controller are not unlike trying to go 10-7 with kenny pickett
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Morgon @morgongoranson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Cannot believe the local radio news just went from “New Jersey is committed voter fraud and letting illegals vote” to “an update on the kitten that survived a 800 mile trip from Jersey to Georgia” to the “gambling addiction crisis”.
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maitreyi anantharaman @maitreyiaa.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
No, this guy is right. Indian-Americans should not watch football. Watching football has ruined my entire life.
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Morgon @morgongoranson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Absolutely gutted that I missed this game.
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Morgon @morgongoranson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Molly isn’t taking me out to dinner for the Kirkiversary or 9/11 :(
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
back cover of a Stephen King novel
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Peter Berkes @peterberkes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Real posters only please
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
one piece of advice i can share as a parent: certain phases can be really tough, but they do pass. around 18 months my son kept demanding that i condemn hasan piker. all day and night too, i was at the end of my rope. now he’s really into fire trucks. it’s always something new
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
we gotta put David Zaslav in jail.
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Y🎃ur Hardc🎃re Dad @dansbadsky.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
*senator who willingly and eagerly posed for pictures with wanted war criminal Benjamin Netanyahu* "I condemn Twitch streamer Hasan Piker"
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Morgon @morgongoranson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Can they do this for our parents too
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Morgon @morgongoranson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Triggering to hear Cash’s voice on the blues sky feed
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The most racist, bigoted person you've seen on your timeline who regularly calls for the government to slash funding for charitable causes: "Genuine tears for Dolly Parton passing. She stood for so much."
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Rafe Meager (they/them) @economeager.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
1 single norwegian commando destroyed all the heavy water that the nazis could have used for their uranium enrichment exercises. ONE GUY. i learned this and then i was like, how the f is this not a movie. well it is a movie, in norwegian. AND THE GUY PLAYED HIMSELF en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knut_Ha...
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Knut Haukelid - Wikipedia
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jaker @jaker.fightins.online · 21/08/2026
Penn state academic Line
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April Glick Pulito @aprilglick.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Jonathan Pintaro: Second Line of Topic Bar
A portion of a screenshot of the SNY post game with a frame of Jonathan Pintaro pitching for the Mets. The chyron reads:

MERCEDES-BENZ POST GAME LIVE
Jonathan Pintaro:
SECOND LINE OF TOPIC BAR
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Morgon @morgongoranson.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Sports 🤝 Planning Boards 🤝 Bluesky content www.nj.com/cape-may-cou...
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NBA champion Mikal Bridges and a small-town zoning board are arguing over gym equipment
The New York Knicks player filed the application in October 2025.
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Matt Campbell with a real dark tanRobert Downey Jr. in Tropic Thunder
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Defector @defector.com · 28/07/2026
LeBron James should just take the train to his new job: defector.com/lebron-james...
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LeBron James Should Just Take The Train To His New Job | Defector
LeBron James is coming to Philadelphia, a fact anyone who lives in Philly would have learned from interacting with strangers on the street, no matter their interest in basketball. This is salient…
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Morgon @morgongoranson.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
LeBron I will see you 🫵 at the OD
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 20/07/2026
the really offensive thing to me here is that BLS statisticians collect almost all this data at great effort, little remuneration, and no public recognition, and if you email them as a random citizen they will explain it all, for free
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Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈 @maxdubler.com · 08/07/2026
The people in charge of your city’s streets do not care if their road designs kill people, so long as traffic flows freely.
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Jeremy Diamond ☕️ @dmnd.me · 04/07/2026
If you’re gonna come at the king, you gotta… gotta kill him……….:… when you come at the king you can’t try again
George W. Bush about to butcher Fool me once…
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DFAntastic @phillytradesman.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
John Kruk interviewing a woman who’s been to the fucking moon: “So to be serious for a second… tell me more about this rice pudding.”
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Air to Ground Message: GOOD EVENING... ANY CHANCE WE CAN GET THE SCORE FOR THE PORTUGAL VS COLOMBIA GAME... THANK YOU. Area: Jersey Shore, NJ, USA A: #a7037b55709 F: #f78f485e457
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Morgon @morgongoranson.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Mike Johnson out here posting our dubs?
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Kyle Neubeck @kyleneubeck.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Fuck AI for ruining this hobby man lol
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Morgon @morgongoranson.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
nationalize twitter, SpaceX, starlink, and fuck it throw tesla in there too
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Morgon @morgongoranson.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
What is Sophia Bush from One Tree Hill doing on this list of Peter Thiel’s secret society members
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delco de leche @delcodeleche.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
it me, i am internet
Inquirer called me “the internet”
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Michigan's 2026 Offensive Game Plan (HSR) @hooverstreetrag.org · 12/06/2026
@briancgrubb.bsky.social Brian, I just this is a real name and a real person.
Welcome Hockey Advisor Colin Porn
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Khayyaam #LIUKANGGANG @khayyaamb.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
New York City listen to me right now if you're near a convenience store right now, any type of 24-hour store, go into the store right now and put your hand in the cash register for no reason. Their money is your money as of right now
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🧃🦆 @molly-gg.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
you (British) come to your boyfriend’s (American) new house and he doesn’t have a kettle for your morning tea. Like if you cried.
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Brendan Quinn @bfquinn.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Ok hear me out. The Giants need to quell this locker room dissent(!), and they don’t reallllly need Abdul Carter, and, hey, why not pair a young star like Malik Nabers with a fellow superstar wr like … AJ Brown?
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
clearing my schedule so I can read the Pope's 42,000 word manifesto on AI and the inherent dignity of man so I can continue to be everyone's designated Catholic friend, I'll keep you all posted.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
We all literally, LITERALLY just watched NASA fly four absolute all-stars the farthest any human has ever been from Earth and back flawlessly, and yet we're still continuously forced to pretend Musk's bullshit catastrophe factory is the future of human space exploration
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Morgon @morgongoranson.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Ken coming out as anti Bartolo Colón
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Sotrue Bestie @cheatlines.co · 14/05/2026
Tony Gilroy (andor showrunner) with talk bubble, to imply he is saying the post
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DFAntastic @phillytradesman.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Hey @pablo.show I know you’re busy and all but I’m begging
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Morgon @morgongoranson.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Cruel and unusual punishment to make us watch the 2026 Mets play baseball twice in one day.
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Morgon @morgongoranson.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
The Mets may have won but it didn’t feel good!
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
[ARGUING WITH A GRADUATE OF THE PONTIFICAL UNIVERSITY OF SAINT THOMAS AQUINAS] “This doesn’t line up with what I remember from VeggieTales.”
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Morgon @morgongoranson.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Christina Koch is a birds fan and her husband is from south Jersey WHAT SHORE TOWN WILL THEY BE AT THIS SUMMER
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Morgon @morgongoranson.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
We got 4K footage FROM THE MOON but 20 miles off San Diego it looks like a football game from 1984
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🧃🦆 @molly-gg.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
you know they had to do it to him #ArtemisII
Screenshot from the phone call from Trump to the Artemis II Crew. They’re all clasping their hands like the “you know I had to do it to em” meme guy, who is edited into the corner with them
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