Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Yeah I’m not nearly as dynamic as my purchases make me sound 110
Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It is literally not a big deal.* We have a couple thousand cases a year, ~10 in the US. Penicillin has been discovered. You usually have to be willfully ignorant to die of plague in a 1st-world country. *Okay it’s maybe a big deal if you personally catch it, but from a structural standpoint nah 020
Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comBig Oof Size MemeALT: Big Oof Size Meme 010
Reposted by Morgandonoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026lotta people out here bragging about "training models" but why do that when you can model trains 252839547
Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You see this? I want you to give me the fourth Oshinoka Lake down there 000
Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Every time I get to come home to Michigan and Athena is still there to greet me is a gift. 001
Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I spent a hot minute trying to figure out what iced coffee had to do with the lesbian bar 090
Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 26/09/2026static.klipy.comFBI SWAT Team Raids HouseALT: FBI SWAT Team Raids House 110
Reposted by MorganThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026There's this notion that the compromise is we support Dems who abandon trans people but then those Dems aggressively pursue all this other amazing stuff. And its like what alternate reality did you teleport in from where the Dems would do that lol 15888160
Reposted by MorganChicken Puppet 🏳️⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 15/09/2026People held their nose and voted for Biden so hard that he’s the only person since Eisenhower to get more votes than “did not vote”, despite getting completely fucked over. This is the thanks you get for doing that 1174365
Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 10/09/2026My mom had one of these when I was a kid. She managed to drive away with the drain bolt out and by god the damn thing ran until the block literally split in half. I have a vivid memory of clouds of boiling radioactive green coolant pouring all over the road. I miss that car. It was incredible. 011
Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 06/09/2026It’s literally just the Imperial Navy uniform from Star Wars. Come on guys what the hell 010
Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 01/09/2026It might be Gravity’s Rainbow for me. So much of that book is visualized like storyboards for a movie in a way I personally vibe with (an A+ slapstick comedy - Marvie being pied out of a Sopwith Camel comes to mind) but it’s completely unfilmable for myriad reasons obvious to those who’ve read it. 000
Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Pretty sure I know a measurable portion of the bell-casting guys 010
Reposted by MorganMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 28/08/2026"Listen to your gut feelings." My gut says move to the woods, live in a cabin, and adopt every dog on Earth. 1402386199
Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 27/08/2026it is shut the fuck up about the guillotine friday. Law don’t say nothing about guillotine possession. That guilloutine is protected by both the first and second amendments 010
Reposted by MorganNotorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026really feels like the collective american psyche just lost the last thing it liked about itself 1447
Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 26/08/2026If my father taught me one thing it’s that you never know when you’re going to need that spring, but you will eventually need that spring 010
Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Maybe this is a dumb question and not super relevant, but how did they instrument this? I don’t see light pipes or cabling. It seems wasteful to set off an expensive high-fallout prototype thermonuclear device and not collect data. 120
Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I need somebody to put this picture of you in the Shinji chair from Evangelion and then put it on a shirt 020
Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Lahontan cutthroat trout in Meiss meadow, near Lake Tahoe. 010
Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 23/08/2026It’s Knafeh inside of chocolate. Anybody who tells you they invented Knafeh is lying btw, every single middle eastern culture lays claim to it separately. 000
Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Went blue-lining up in the southern Sierra last weekend; was not disappointed. I was, however, mugged by a bear (not pictured). Ran me right out of my campsite and stole my donuts. 010
Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 14/08/2026If you live in Los Angeles this is the equivalent of a tourist family in New York or Paris that stops in the middle of a busy sidewalk to gawk at something and causes you to miss the train/bus, except that it’s LA so we’re all trapped in cars because public transit here is mostly nonviable 110
Reposted by MorganWhit EM @whittyrem.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Philly has multiple tiny William Penn statues atop various buildings so he’d stop cursing our teams posthumously by not being the highest thing in the city. Humans are silly (I like that about us) 1493
Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Wouldn’t it more likely by a New York Central streamliner or something 000
Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Is this like shooting a man in Reno just to watch him die 010