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Morgan

@morganbored.bsky.social
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I build pipe organs in the Los Angeles area. One of the caretakers of the french fry organ at Walt Disney Concert Hall. Enthusiastic about bourbon, dogs, neutrons and more. Views my own etc. He/Him

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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
this you?
gavin newsom standing with charlie kirk while
smiling, arms around each other
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He just like me fr
Kamala Harris's husband 'does not want her to run for president again'
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Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah I’m not nearly as dynamic as my purchases make me sound
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Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It is literally not a big deal.* We have a couple thousand cases a year, ~10 in the US. Penicillin has been discovered. You usually have to be willfully ignorant to die of plague in a 1st-world country. *Okay it’s maybe a big deal if you personally catch it, but from a structural standpoint nah
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Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
God she’s so cool
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Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Methylphenidate not an option?
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Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s giving Alice
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Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Big Oof Size Meme
ALT: Big Oof Size Meme
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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lotta people out here bragging about "training models" but why do that when you can model trains
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Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Grout is the devil’s paste
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Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cozy pooch.
An elderly black lab napping on a plush red love seat in the left of the frame, illuminated by a reading lamp, with a wood stove on the right.
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Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You see this? I want you to give me the fourth Oshinoka Lake down there
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Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every time I get to come home to Michigan and Athena is still there to greet me is a gift.
Old dog sleeping on couch. Old dog being pet on couch Old dog being massaged by my dad
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Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Siiiiiiiiiiiick
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Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I spent a hot minute trying to figure out what iced coffee had to do with the lesbian bar
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Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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FBI SWAT Team Raids House
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There's this notion that the compromise is we support Dems who abandon trans people but then those Dems aggressively pursue all this other amazing stuff. And its like what alternate reality did you teleport in from where the Dems would do that lol
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 15/09/2026
People held their nose and voted for Biden so hard that he’s the only person since Eisenhower to get more votes than “did not vote”, despite getting completely fucked over. This is the thanks you get for doing that
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Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My mom had one of these when I was a kid. She managed to drive away with the drain bolt out and by god the damn thing ran until the block literally split in half. I have a vivid memory of clouds of boiling radioactive green coolant pouring all over the road. I miss that car. It was incredible.
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Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
High Fructose Corn Breasts
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Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It’s literally just the Imperial Navy uniform from Star Wars. Come on guys what the hell
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Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It might be Gravity’s Rainbow for me. So much of that book is visualized like storyboards for a movie in a way I personally vibe with (an A+ slapstick comedy - Marvie being pied out of a Sopwith Camel comes to mind) but it’s completely unfilmable for myriad reasons obvious to those who’ve read it.
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Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
That’s a *historic* radiological hazard right there
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Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This feels like the prompt of an ironic fairytale
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Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Pretty sure I know a measurable portion of the bell-casting guys
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Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
…that is a lot of effort to go through for bronze
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Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Patrick is a Gemini
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"Listen to your gut feelings." My gut says move to the woods, live in a cabin, and adopt every dog on Earth.
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Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The patron saint of Sevierville.
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Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Nope, absolutely not, not acceptable
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Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
it is shut the fuck up about the guillotine friday. Law don’t say nothing about guillotine possession. That guilloutine is protected by both the first and second amendments
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Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
really feels like the collective american psyche just lost the last thing it liked about itself
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Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If my father taught me one thing it’s that you never know when you’re going to need that spring, but you will eventually need that spring
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Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Maybe this is a dumb question and not super relevant, but how did they instrument this? I don’t see light pipes or cabling. It seems wasteful to set off an expensive high-fallout prototype thermonuclear device and not collect data.
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Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
All you need is a guy who can weld
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Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I need somebody to put this picture of you in the Shinji chair from Evangelion and then put it on a shirt
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Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Lahontan cutthroat trout in Meiss meadow, near Lake Tahoe.
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Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It’s Knafeh inside of chocolate. Anybody who tells you they invented Knafeh is lying btw, every single middle eastern culture lays claim to it separately.
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Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
You find that whore yet
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Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Went blue-lining up in the southern Sierra last weekend; was not disappointed. I was, however, mugged by a bear (not pictured). Ran me right out of my campsite and stole my donuts.
A golden trout in a man’s left hand, with a log, some grass, and a stream in the background. Golden trout in net. Golden trout in the water, with a fly in its mouth. Golden trout in net. This one has a darker coloration than the others.
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Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The Bevin episodes are my favorite
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Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
You know who else used the metric system? NAZIS.
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Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If you live in Los Angeles this is the equivalent of a tourist family in New York or Paris that stops in the middle of a busy sidewalk to gawk at something and causes you to miss the train/bus, except that it’s LA so we’re all trapped in cars because public transit here is mostly nonviable
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Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Oh no you’re one of *those* people now
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Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A full-color drawing of Ed Zitron on the set of a hypothetical gameshow called Is That Good? He is operating the lever that decides if it’s good or not. Art by Mattie Lubchansky.
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Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Honestly that tracks, the revolution is dead
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Whit EM @whittyrem.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Philly has multiple tiny William Penn statues atop various buildings so he’d stop cursing our teams posthumously by not being the highest thing in the city. Humans are silly (I like that about us)
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Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Wouldn’t it more likely by a New York Central streamliner or something
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Morgan @morganbored.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Is this like shooting a man in Reno just to watch him die
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