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katherine morayati @morayati.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I do not have anything to say about "Choosin' Texas" that I have not already said in my column several months ago stereogum.com/2490364/ella...
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Ella Langley's Walled-Off Superstardom
Plus: the best new pop tracks of the month.
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katherine morayati @morayati.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
you know who else brought unexpected beverages to a meeting
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katherine morayati @morayati.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
sienna the snake here with a reminder about reading
An hardback art book with a light blue cover on a wooden counter, which certainly has no dents anywhere whatsoever, with a faint painting visible on one page of the book. there is a gap between the spine and the counter through which the little head of a perfect rosy boa emerges
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katherine morayati @morayati.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"what if we made the 1983 Soviet nuclear false alarm incident scalable"
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
great art articulates eternal truths
script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
   [They do not log off]

                                  CURTAIN
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katherine morayati @morayati.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I am too online because nothing in that thread was new to me
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katherine morayati @morayati.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the usenet rewind thing is admittedly a good idea but are we all just moving past the vibe coded enterprise monetization-ness of it
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katherine morayati @morayati.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
not to mention the increasing amount of placards that are (with varying degrees of unambiguity) just AI
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Eric Harvey @ericdharvey.com · 11/09/2026
the chickfactor indie mad libs contest (Chickfactor #1, Fall 1992)
the full Chickfactor mad libs
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Mirri @himirri.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The art / The artist
Long rows of brackets and backslashes on a laptop computer screenA tabby looks up with wide, innocent eyes from next to a laptop keyboard
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Eric Harvey @ericdharvey.com · 10/09/2026
first as tragedy, then as farce,
10 minutes before, as email
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katherine morayati @morayati.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
oh hey I helped alpha test this and it's live now
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katherine morayati @morayati.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
the eternal dilemma: when an article does not exactly back up its headline, but also you have a really good joke about it
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katherine morayati @morayati.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
what no one tells you about having a snake is that at least 33% of your conversations throughout the day will include "she's in her little log!"
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I have no idea what happened in the football game, but why does this look like the back cover of a Dean Koontz novel ©️1983.
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Klay-James Enos @klayjamesenos.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Indie labels when the gloves come off
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katherine morayati @morayati.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
is your snake getting too much screen time? parents of snakes are raising concerns
A beige and orange striped rosy boa looking at a photo of a black and white king snake on a smartphone
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The world's most notorious custard-pie thrower is dead. What an obituary. He got Bernard-Henri Lévy seven times.
​Known to his army of fans as L’Entarteur or Georges le Gloupier, Godin launched his career as a serial deflator of egos in 1969, when he planted a tarte à la crème on the face of the French novelist Marguerite Duras (“She has a kind of intelligence and cleverness that serves only her own vanity,” he complained), and he went on to “pie” a cast list of celebrities for sins ranging from pomposity to “choosing to function in the service of the capitalist status quo”.The same could not be said of Bernard-Henri Lévy, one of France’s “new philosophers,” whose provocative views on sex, frequent appearances on television and penchant for white silk shirts unbuttoned practically to the navel, had made him a cult figure – and one of Godin’s most satisfying victims.

Levy once declared: “I am the most gifted writer of my generation,” and often boasted of his reasonableness and tolerance, but he was forced to endure footage being repeatedly shown on French television of himself, covered in cream, during a visit to the Belgian city of Liège, trying to strangle Godin and shouting: “Get up, or I’ll kick your head in.”Noël Godin was born on September 13 1945 and came to pie-throwing after a rebellious youth in which he scandalised the priests in the confessional by speaking of his “horrible sexual life”, and was thrown out of Liège University after emptying a pot of glue over the head of a law lecturer who had helped write the constitution for the Portuguese dictator António de Oliveira Salazar.

He found work at Friends of Film, an obscure magazine published by the Belgian Catholic League. It had a tiny readership, which was just as well, as Godin made up most of his articles. In one he claimed that Louis Armstrong had once been a cannibal and had invested in a film called The Vegetables of Good Will in which Claudia Cardinale played a giant endive.

In another he conjured up a fictional blind Thai filmmaker named Vivian Pei, describing her film, The Lotus Flower Will Never Again Grow on the Edge of Your Island, in such convincing terms that an Asian film specialist travelled to Thailand in an effort to track her down.“We’re very careful not to hurt people,’’ he explained. “Well, they are hurt, but always in their amour-propre.”

In 1995 Godin published an autobiography, Cream and Punishment. His other targets over the years included the New Wave director Jean-Luc Godard (who charmed his assailant by hailing the attack as a homage to silent film), the French politician Nicolas Sarkozy, the choreographer Maurice Béjart and the Ryanair chairman Michael O​’Leary. He tended not to pick Belgian victims, he explained, because few would notice if he did.
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katherine morayati @morayati.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
imagine going back in time and telling a gen xer that 30 years from now, people their age will view microsoft as the most trustworthy tech company
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katherine morayati @morayati.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
in which I talk about an album funded by the groupon fortune also, the stella lefty album
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katherine morayati @morayati.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express
Old tweet by Charli XCX featuring fake reviews by critics with the following text punctuated with nail polish emoji, "THE REVIEWS FOR MY ALBUM ARE FLAWLESS AND STUNNING, AS WE KNEW THEY WOULD BE, IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE THESE CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED SOURCES, THEN LISTEN FOR YOURSELF AND SEE, STREAM CHARLI AND CHANGE YOUR LIFE!!"
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im jared @mightnot.fail · 15/08/2026
we also found secret clown wallpaper hidden in my grandpas kitchen
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katherine morayati @morayati.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
You do not actually have to run your own writing against AI detectors. It will not help you. If you're worried about your writing "sounding like AI" (which is harder than you think to do by accident), making confident arguments with inventive style will help you more than whatever that is.
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Steve Kandell @stevekandell.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
a good day to read the story of the band frank beard played in before zz top www.buzzfeed.com/danielralsto...
buzzfeed.com
The True Story Of The Fake Zombies, The Strangest Con In Rock History
In 1969, the Zombies had a huge hit single, despite having broken up two years earlier. To meet the unexpected demand, one promoter did the only sensible thing: hire four kids from Texas to tour Ameri...
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jay @kuppermann.xyz · 18/08/2026
hello people online. if you are reading this you quite likely have strong opinions about pop music. if so, you should write for the singles jukebox (with me!) thesinglesjukebox.com/the-singles-...
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The Singles Jukebox is looking for new writers – The Singles Jukebox
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HEALTH @health.band · 15/08/2026
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katherine morayati @morayati.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
chronovisor is probably my favorite film of the last several years, highly recommend seeing it if you're in nyc www.filmlinc.org/series/bibli...
filmlinc.org
Bibliomania: A Preface to Chronovisor
Spanning everything from Hollywood blockbusters and screwball comedy to ghost stories, procedural thrillers, the essay film, structural experiments, and text cinema, Bibliomania traces the many ways a...
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Corel Gallery Clipart @clipart.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
BURN_OUT.BMF
A cartoon of a man in a suit whose head is a giant candle on its side with a burning wick on either end. Get it?
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katherine morayati @morayati.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
early kate bush song: oh, I feel! I feel! I feel I am the heroine of a romantasy-y-y! oh, sink them in! late kate bush song: the cinder by the stove (15 syllables) what might it be thinking (30 second interlude) was it sentient once did it once have a lover does it still— dream—
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katherine morayati @morayati.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
late to posting this, but I always liked william orbit’s work with laurie mayer: m.youtube.com/watch?v=JfSr...
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William Orbit - White Night
YouTube video by ranieuwe
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
these press releases from openAI, anthropic, and meta
three dragons meme. the meta one is unserious
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jay @kuppermann.xyz · 03/08/2026
pitchfork in 2006:
a tweet from the Dallas Mavericks reading: The Knife is here to stay
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katherine morayati @morayati.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
the new york city parks department has a buzzfeed-style “what beach are you?” quiz and it feels like a artifact from a distant era www.nycgovparks.org/highlights/w...
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What Beach Are You? : NYC Parks
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Chris DeVille @chrisdeville.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
It's Katherine on Gracie
stereogum.com
Gracie Abrams' Hell Is Other People's Expectations
Our review of 'Daughter From Hell.' Plus: the best new pop tracks of the month.
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Klay-James Enos @klayjamesenos.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Caught the Porter and Duchamp shows today (inside you there are two wolves) and I love this interchange from Francis Robert’s 1963 interview with Duchamp (published posthumously in 1968 by Artnews)
Roberts: Your original inspiration for Nude, then, was ideatic rather than visual.
Duchamp: "Ideatic," what is that? Is that a word?
Roberts: I don't know if it is. I think I made it up, but it means...
Duchamp: I know exactly what it means. I like it. It is a good word. But to answer your question, before the Nude my paintings were visual. After that they were ideatic ..
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katherine morayati @morayati.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
if you have emailed me in the past uhhhhh yeah, I apologize
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katherine morayati @morayati.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
a fun thing about going to the doctor is being introduced to so many new and unusual phrases that you would never encounter in any other context, such as "strained baby meats"
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Klay-James Enos @klayjamesenos.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
It's 2026. Pop singers want to be actors. Actors want to be visual artists. Visual artists want to be... real estate agents.
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Maddy Myers 🏳️‍🌈 @midimyers.com · 11/07/2026
have been losing my mind over this store on the Shop app that somehow got recommended to me by an algorithm
a store on shop called clowns that has a sold item in its store called “clown”several reviews for “clown” saying it arrived broken yet a lot of the reviews are super positive despite this
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katherine morayati @morayati.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
dear god www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0gO...
youtube.com
Can you run every line of code in Super Mario Bros.?
YouTube video by 100th Coin
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katherine morayati @morayati.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
this is 100% true and no one can tell me otherwise
screenshot of NBA reddit post: Theory: The airpod Shams Charania lost outside Madison Square Garden prior to Game 3 of the finals is now Taylor Swift memorabilia. Game 3 of the finals involved the secret service locking down the entire block so that Trump could attend and curse the Knicks.

On his way to his pregame bit, Shams dropped an airpod in an intersection outside the Garden. When he bent down to grab it, a secret service agent who was not at all profiling told him to keep moving. He lost the airpods.

Various updates were provided on ESPN over the course of the evening. Shams said "we're still on the hunt." Later, he provided a screenshot from the Find My Device page, locating the airpods between Penn Station and MSG

No report has emerged of Shams recovering the airpods.

Fast forward to the Taylor Swift wedding at MSG. Artist Justin Gignac, who's been selling NYC garbage for 25 years, walks around the perimeter of MSG in a tuxedo picking up trash which he then seals in small plastic cubes and sells.

From Gignac's interview: "I found a lot of bottle caps, cigarette butts, and one left airpod on the crosswalk - that was a first."

Photos of the airpod cube show it to be a non-silicone model, which Shams has stated he prefers.

"But it could be anyone's airpod, thousands of people walk there." Maybe. But: (a) in 25 years of this somewhat strange man professionally collecting garbage off NYC streets, the one and only airpod he ever finds happens to be at the exact spot where Shams loses his; and (b) ESPN has yet to report on any other lost airpods.
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katherine morayati @morayati.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
this is why I collect postcards of this stuff
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nix @nix.ai · 08/06/2026
props to Belgium, the only nation to have a combination surrealist-trans pride kit
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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
she HATES art
squid balancing on her back toes on the top of a scratching post to bite a picture frame on the wall
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katherine morayati @morayati.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
relatable
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Still the most amazing choice for an AD&D core rules CDROM installer graphic. Chasing the Prismatic Dragon.
A snap of a classic Windows 95/98 installer program, this one with a coppery brown dragon standing up in its hindlegs and threading its tongue through the spindle of the CDROM its holding with what feels like an 'awww yeah, that's the stuff, baby'
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katherine morayati @morayati.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
today in songs that would have reconfigured my entire musical universe if I'd encountered them at age 16
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katherine morayati @morayati.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
microcosm of the decay of the Web: if you search for Steamboat Willie on YouTube, the first several results are various reaction videos, google ads, and "UltraHD Remasters"; only after scrolling do you find the real short, uploaded 12 years ago by someone with the sign-off "Stay lucky, my rabbits!"
YouTube screenshot of Steamboat Willie, accompanied by a still of Mickey Mouse at the wheel of a ship, uploaded by a user named Oswald Rabbit, with the following video description: This is a video of the first Mickey cartoon ever! Hope you enjoy and stay lucky my rabbits!
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Klay-James Enos @klayjamesenos.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Convinced my job to let me write about the Venice Biennale
wovenow.substack.com
The Canary in the Catamaran: Shifting Ecologies at the 61st Venice Biennale
By Klay Enos
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katherine morayati @morayati.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The Popcrave Award For Excellence In Divulging Of Information Through Syntax Comprehended By Many
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