The Government is understood to be considering plans to replace Big Ben with a significantly larger monument provisionally titled “Massive Mohammed”, in what insiders describe as a bold attempt to mod...

I am proud to be the new Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police. But I am also ashamed of the institution that I lead. For a police officer, I have an unusual background, and this background makes ...

Tomorrow, England play their first World Cup game, taking on Croatia in Dallas. They should continue their admirable anti-racist activism by replacing 'take the knee' with 'tap the testicle'

When President Trump talks about threats to America, most people think about China, the EU or maybe those pesky Mexican cartels. But there's an internal threat carefully concealed within the confounds...

There comes a point in every serious European’s life when symbolic gestures are no longer enough. Posting a Ukrainian flag emoji. Having 'FBPE' in your social media profile. Correcting strangers’ p...

Six years after Black Lives Matter became the defining movement of 2020, a new global anti-racism movement has emerged—this time with a more direct and highly visible form of participation. The campa...

A gentleman in his sixties has been revealed to have said casually racist comments in the late 1970s’s. Mr Nigel Farage, a former commodities broker, was said to have undertaken such behaviour whilst...

In his latest diplomatic wheeze, President Trump has made an offer of exchange to the Danish Government, offering full political and economic control of ‘Little St James’, the infamous Epstein-island...

Ghana has caused a diplomatic stir at the United Nations by issuing a demand for reparations from the UK. The reparations are for the suppression of the highly profitable transatlantic slave trade

Campaigners have expressed delight about it was finally confirmed by The Office of Moral Superiority that crime is now legal if its supposedly justified by a ‘progressive’ cause.

In the latest desperate attempt to “reset” UK-EU relations, the Prime Minister has offered the historic ‘right of the first night’, an ancient tradition in which feudal lords were entitled to bed newl...

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