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MopUpReliever

@mopupreliever.bsky.social
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No smarter, funnier, or better than at that other shithole. A hot dog is still a sandwich.

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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 23h
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don’t commit to the bit the way I once did, but my lord. She’s heavenly.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Question re 2: did the basketball go to Wharton or Stern?
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s an amazing place.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This production is AWFUL
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Malik Tillman with the “I gotta get my man on” ankle injury. Hashtag Respect
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This Mexico team is basura.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The kids are alright
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Taps mic: I am in Chicago and felt the need to try your legendarily “terrible” Malört. It’s Temu Campari. 6.8 out of 10
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Actorindie Counts to Three
ALT: Actorindie Counts to Three
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bruno Fernandez should be gone too. Fucking twat.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
…and in some cases, death may occur.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
DREW LOCK. YOU FUCKING LEGEND.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
With that girl from the bus?
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Mangini In A Bottle @manginiinabottle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Gotta be honest, that particular cod does NOT look healthy
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I’m sorry man. 👊
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Says the guy that never tried 9 minute abs.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just stopped myself from arguing with a halfwit online. I am uncertain if that makes me feel good or bad about myself.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Hashtag TOOTBLAN
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
If there was ever a good reason to get back in the mug game, it’s for this dipshit. Thanks @polkpanther.bsky.social for dragging me back in.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Say it witcha chest!
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Ha ha ha. Fuck you Enzo.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Trying to get control of a game by bringing Simeone on is comically absurd. He’s such shit.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Dribbled down their PFG’s.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
F.X. Porterhouse
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The worst George Michael song
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I assumed it was @theonion.com
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
So disturbing and yet so technically sound. Dude is a skilled tradesman that I never want to hang with.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
They did.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It’s irrefutable that Attia stepped on Martinez’s foot in dispossessing him, which began the offensive push to the Egypt goal. The “full length of the pitch” argument reeks of predisposition.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Lisandro Martinez was the only Argentine defender that didn’t hold the line and then got beat to the ball. Terrible defending.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Dude. I said the same fucking thing at the end of the Holland game FOUR YEARS AGO.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
GET REAM OFF THE FIELD.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
What a fucking joke. Clear the fucking ball Freese. You can’t rely on Tim Ream to anything. Fucking worthless.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Could Austin Trusty be worse than Tim Ream was that half? I’d like to someone that isn’t an AARP member a shot here.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Couldn’t have played much worse.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
He can take the corpse of Tim Ream with him. Absolute spectator on both goals.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Between Bruno, Bernardo, and Cristiano, I could not be happier to see Portugal bounced. If only Cucurella could be sent back home with them.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
It was only 25 minutes because Mexico was given back all four minutes of them bitching about the penalty. Not to mention zero yellow cards for dissent until Elliot Anderson later on.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Take your Puto shouts and your piss bags and shove them up your fucking ass.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
11 minutes. What a fucking joke.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Anderson getting yellow carded there after all the Mexican bitching is L O Fucking L.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
One team has 5 fouls, a yellow and a red. The other team has 11 fouls.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
You didn’t think that was a pen?
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Tom Hanks' 'I Don't Get It' Hand Raise
ALT: Tom Hanks' 'I Don't Get It' Hand Raise
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
USMNT fans rooting for El Tri are really showing their ass tonight.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
…and it leads to a goal. 🙄
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Crazy how the altitude makes Mexican players lose balance so easily.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Pile it the fuck on.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Get. The Ball. To. Saka.
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